“It's been a quiet week on Planet Earth”

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Romney On Two-Year Mission As Big Boss of IKEA

Inhales Last Remaining Stocks of Twinkies

“It's a free gift that he gave to himself,” Ann Explains

 

 Mitt Vows To Move All 18,500 Hostess Brands Ex-Employees To Prison Labor Camps in Kenya

 

Jill Kelley Nominates Herself To Succeed Hillary Clinton

Rice Versus Brown In MA After Kerry Goes To State

McCain Is US Ambassador To Antarctica

Globe-Trotter Petraeus Named To Succeed Rice At UN

Paula Broadwell To Be December Playboy Centerfold

Gen. John Allen To Succeed Leon Panetta

Schumer Nominates Netanyahu As Top NATO Boss

Totally Boring Day On Tap For Tomorrow

 

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