HOW DEMS, AND OTHERS, GIVE THANKS

ALL ACROSS THE UNITED STATES — On this Thanksgiving Day, all loyal Democrats gave thanks to Mitt Romney for being such a turkey.

They also gave thanks to John McCain for making such a fool of himself for blaming UN Ambassador Susan Rice for something that wasn't her fault.

In Florida, socialite Jill Kelley told her husband that she gives thanks that Paula Broadwell did not murder her.

Meanwhile, Chief Republican political operative Karl Rove gave thanks to Bush Two for keeping his mouth shut during the presidential campaign. “If he had opened his mouth even once,” Rove confided to a solitary reporter, “we would have lost all 50 states.”