SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA — Acquitted shooter George Zimmerman has lost his cred with the NRA.
After Zimmerman was jailed earlier today on suspicion of having committed aggravated sexual assault on his girlfriend, Samantha Schiebe, the NRA's Chief Hotshot, Wayne LaPierre, arrived at the County Jail and told Zimmerman, “Time's up, Buddy, I'm not bailing you out this time.”
Desperate, Zimmerman tried to call a solitary reporter for help, but the solitary reporter told him, “Tough luck, George; I'm here in Denver celebrating the victory of my Denver Broncos over Kansas City yesterday.”
“You'd be better off calling your friend Marco Rubio.”
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