North Korea’s dictator, 김정은 (Kim Jongun) is best known for ordering the sudden execution of his uncle, 장성택 (Jang Songthaek), on December 12, 2013, and for ordering the murder of his exiled playboy half-brother, 김정남 (Kim Jongnam) in Malaysia on February 13, 2017, shortly after Donald Trump walked into the White House with the third Mrs. Trump.
Kim Jongun has a younger sister, 김여정 (Kim Yojong), who attended the opening ceremony at the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea, sitting just behind former Indiana conservative radio talk-show host Mike Pence.
Like a true diplomat, Pence refused even to look at Kim Yojong, probably because his wife, Karen, would not have wanted him to do that.
Yesterday, Trump's press secretary, Sarah Huckabee, escorted Chung Euiyong, South Korea’s National Security Adviser, to microphones outside the White House, where he said that he had just delivered a letter to Trump from Trump’s nemesis, 김정은.
All this was taking place as Trump was trying to figure out how to settle a lawsuit filed against him by porn actress Stormy Daniels.
Trump was also exultant over having alienated most of America’s allies with his trade war.
Trump, well known as a man who treats women, including Stormy Daniels, as property, has repeatedly called Kim Jongun “Little Rocket Man.”
Associate solitary reporter Ko Il-sun, based in Seoul, was smuggled into Pyongyang immediately after Chung Euiyong’s announcement by associate solitary reporter Yi Kuo-jun. ASR Yi escaped from North Korea during the Korean War, in 1952.
ASR Ko was then ushered into Kim Jongun’s Ryongsong Residence, also called Residence No. 55 and known by North Koreans as the Central Luxury Mansion.
After a few brief formalities, Kim Jongun told ASR Ko, “I am very impressed by Mr. Trump’s frequent demonstrations of his virility, and by how he treats women, as demonstrated most forcefully in the Access Hollywood videotape,” Kim told Ko. “So when Mr. Trump visits me no later than May right here in my Central Luxury Mansion, I expect him to bring Stormy Daniels with him so I can have several intimate conversations with her.”
“And I expect her to stay behind after Trump leaves."
“If Mrs. Trump wants to come, she can have tea and kimchee with my sister, 김여정, who was very badly treated by Mr. Pence in PyeongChang, and she has to apologize to my sister for that."
In other news, Trump, displeased by his press secretary, the brash Sarah Huckabee, because she confirmed Trump’s intimate acquaintance with Stormy Daniels, fired her, and replaced her with his daughter, Tiffany. Tiffany Trump is best known for a music single that she released in 2011, while still in college, called “Like a Bird.”