Donald Trump knows how to yell.
He also knows what his gonads need.
Has he become a missionary?
After throwing lots of missiles at Syrian thug Bashar al-Assad, he tweeted (remember, this is a man who uses tweets as his primary method of pretending to govern), he yelled (via Twitter, of course), “Mission Accomplished,” thus revisiting Bush Two’s highly premature declaration of victory over Saddam Hussein.
And some of his nutcase rightwing conservative followers are calling him Donald Bush.
How could that be?
It’s because he persuaded British PM Theresa May (who has her own troubles) and French President Emmanuel Macron (who still has a thing or two to figure out) to go in with him.
Moments ago, associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones confronted him and said, “Sir, have you become a missionary? Are you now proclaiming the gospel of Trumpism, which says that any rich sleazeball like you can do whatever they wanna do?"
“Or are you saying, Donnie Boy, that the missionary position in sex is the way to go?”
Trump’s response to Jones cannot be printed here.