Our rapidly growing and steadfast corps of associate solitary reporters includes famed Denver-area computer genius, and associate solitary reporter, Anthony Kennedy.
Kennedy is the oldest son of former Suprene Court Associate Justice Anthony Kennedy. He has two Ph.Ds, first in Electrical Engineering, from the University of Notre Dame, and also in Computer
Science from Steve Jobs University. He is called on far and wide to assist people who don’t know the first thing about computers. His friends universally acknowledge him as the kindest, and most
patient, computer adviser they have ever known. Kennedy far surpasses Tim Cook’s thousands of senior advisers on AppleCare. Kennedy is also a 1995 graduate of the Iliff School of Theology in
Denver, with a degree in Advanced Pastoral Care, even though he is a lapsed Catholic because of his many years at the University of Notre Dame.
A mere youngster at the age of 60, Kennedy is the co-author, with the Times’ Courtney Rubin, of ‘Women Don’t Want to Be Harnessed Anymore’
There, Rubin and Kennedy explain in detail the complexities of women’s bras in the Age of Covid: how women working from home are much happier wearing no bra at all with the limited exception of
occasional Zoom calls.
Before meeting Rubin, Kennedy authored A Short History of the Bra, an Apocryphal Press best-seller.
Kennedy is socially fearless, which is why, early today, he teleported himself from his Denver-area home to Donald Trump’s superpricey resort, Mar-a-Lago, where he interviewed Melania Trump,
who never grants interviews. Trump and Kennedy were alone in Melania’s bedroom for four hours. No one from the Secret Service was anywhere near.
Mrs. Trump, the former Melania Knavs, is a native of Novo Mesto, Slovenia, which was then part of partially Communist Yugoslavia under Marshal Josip Broz Tito. She’s 50 and Donald Trump is 74.
During their very lenghty visit, Melania said, “Tony, my friend, the only reason I ever wore a bra was because Donald told me I had to, but since he incited The Insurrection at the Capitol on
January 6, I’ve never worn a bra and never will again.”
Kennedy thanked her for this exclusive interview and teleported himself back to his Denver-area home, where he continues his volunteer work in helping hapless MacIntosh users figure out
everything that needs to be figured out on Apple Computers.