Congressman-elect George Santos (R-NY) has been in the headlines recently because he’s had lots of trouble telling the truth.
He’s been getting so much ink recently that Donald Trump is jealous.
Now that Santos has been outed for what he does best, RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniel has decreed that he has not passed the litmus test for GOP wholesomeness (if there is such a thing) so she called him a few minutes ago and banished him to Mar-a-Lago.
“Oh great!” he explained to associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones, Trump’s confidante. “He’s my hero and I want to apprentice myself to him because he has perfected the art of lying.”