January 19, 2024
All Democrats and Independents are preparing for Armageddon if Donald Trump is re-elected in November.
But Uncle Joe has a plan: he and he alone will sidle up to coffee houses and cheap restaurants and buy a smoothie for all whom he meets so they will vote for him: https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/19/politics/biden-return-to-retail-politics/index.html.
So we sent associate solitary reporter Keith Coleman to a Trump rally, hoping that with his enormous powers of persuasion, he can change the Trumpies’ minds.
When we checked five minutes ago, Coleman had collapsed and was calling 911.