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- 09/11/2024 - All Cat and Dog Owners, Beware of Haitian Immigrants
- 07/06/2024 - Whitmer's The One!
- 03/12/2024 - In Today's Hearing in the Judiciary Committee, Hur Fully Established His Republican Credentials
- 03/05/2024 - Today's Pro-Trump SCOTUS Ruling Fully Explained
- 03/02/2024 - Garland Indicts McConnell
- 03/02/2024 - Garland Indicts McConnell
- 02/23/2024 - New York AG Letitia James Has a New Idea for How to Satisfying Trump's Debt
- 01/27/2024 - Abbott Invades New Mexico
- 01/19/2024 - How Uncle Joe Plans to Dig Himself Out of the Hole He's In
- 01/16/2024 - After Iowa, Could There Ever Be a Trumpless GOP?
- 01/08/2024 - In Which We Speculate About Netanyahu's Future
- 01/07/2024 - Harvard Names Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin to Succeed Claudine Gay As Its President
- 01/04/2024 - Haley and DeSantis Could've Gone After the NRA but Didn't
- 11/09/2023 - Judge in New York Civil Case Against the Trump Organization Rules from the Bench
- 11/02/2023 - Federal Bureau of Prisons Will House Eric Trump with Convicted Crypto Fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried
- 10/31/2023 - Here's an Easy Way to Understand President Biden's Newly Minted Executive Order on Artificial Intelligence
- 10/30/2023 - McConnnll, Johnson Disagree about Aid to Ukraine, Settle their Differences in a Boxing Match
- 10/28/2023 - Newbie House Speaker Vows to Impose Theocracy Once He's President
- 10/24/2023 - Why Trump, in Tears, Is Singing "It's all over now, Baby Blue"
- 10/18/2023 - Our Most Idiosyncratic Associate Solitary Reporter Has a Solution for the Hamas-Israeli War
- 10/13/2023 - Can You Believe Who the Republicans Just Picked for Their Speaker?
- 10/01/2023 - Matt Gaetz, Kevin McCarthy's Chief Tormentor, Is Running for President
- 09/28/2023 - How Can We Get Trump and Menendez to Work Something Out for Each Others' Benefit?
- 09/21/2023 - Modi Nukes Ottawa; Garland Kicks Jordan in the Cojones While Garland Defends Justice
- 09/17/2023 - See How Easily the Auto Workers Strike Could End
- 08/07/2023 - Trump Hires Proud Boys and Oath Keepers; Judge Chutkan Issues Protective Order
- 08/02/2023 - Guess What, Rudy, Time's Up
- 06/29/2023 - Clarence Thomas Revels In SCOTUS Decision on Race-based Admissions; Canadian Wildfires Are Being Drenched
- 06/27/2023 - Is Prigozhin Really in Belarus?
- 06/21/2023 - Why House Republicans Have Nothing Constructive to Offer
- 06/17/2023 - Why I-95 North Is Shut Down in Philly
- 05/12/2023 - Trump's Loudest Congressional Supporter, Lauren Boebert, Resigns
- 04/08/2023 - Why Two Legislators from Tennessee Face An Uncertain Future
- 04/04/2023 - Everything You Should Know About Trump's Arraignment
- 04/04/2023 - Secret Service Director Assaults Associate Solitary Reporter Sherman After Attack at Trump
- 04/02/2023 - In An Abrupt About-Face, Orthodox Church Leaders in Ukraine and Russia Condemn Putin's War
- 03/30/2023 - All About Trump's Court Appearance (Finally)
- 03/23/2023 - At His Biggest Rally Ever, Trump Says that Biden Admitted to Bribing Stormy Daniels to Lie
- 03/21/2023 - Trump Promises to Bail Out Silicon Valley Bank
- 03/20/2023 - At Their Kremlin Meeting, Xi Upbraids Putin
- 03/19/2023 - On Tuesday, Trump Will Be Arrested at Rikers Island
- 02/12/2023 - Biden, Trudeau Agree to Merger
- 02/08/2023 - Did McCarthy Keep His Conference In Line During the State of the Union?
- 02/06/2023 - What's This About George Santos Going to the Dogs?
- 02/04/2023 - Xi and Montana's Only Democrat Are Spotted in a Chinese Spy Balloon
- 01/30/2023 - How to Watch a Police Body Cam
- 01/09/2023 - Trump Vows to Bring Back the Notorious School of the Americas to Help Bolsonaro
- 01/07/2023 - Today's McCarthyism Fully Explained
- 01/05/2023 - Boebert Resigns Because of Today's McCarthyism
- 01/02/2023 - Bolsonaro Is Vacationing in Florida As He Plots to Oust Lula
- 12/30/2022 - Just as Biden Is Set to Announce He's Running for Re-Election, the DNC Says Nope and Taps PBS' Judy Woodruff to Run for President
- 12/27/2022 - RNC Chair Sends Santos to Mar-a-Lago
- 12/22/2022 - In Which We Got the Scoop on Who's Gonna Replace Sam Bankman-Fried at FTX
- 12/19/2022 - Trump Declares Mar-a-Lago to Be An Independent Republic
- 12/14/2022 - Newsom: "I run things in California, and I'm running for President"
- 12/11/2022 - Lockerbie, Once Again
- 12/09/2022 - Trump Hires Viktor Bouts to Be His Security Guard
- 12/08/2022 - Listen Up, This is Why Trump Insists that Biden is Senile: Because Paul Whelan is Still in One of Putin's Many Prisons
- 12/07/2022 - In Which We Explain Why An Extreme Right-Wring Terrorist Group in Germany Was More Sophisticated Than Peru's Ex-President
- 12/05/2022 - Donald Trump and the Constitution
- 12/04/2022 - In Which We Fail to Express Our Condolences to Iowa's Junior GOP senator about the DNC's Decision to Move South Carolina's Presidential Primary Ahead of Iowa's
- 11/29/2022 - See How Biden's ICE Treats Brave Russian Dissidents; Ye Triumphs at Mar-a-Lago
- 11/22/2022 - Musk Is Now In Exile in South Africa
- 11/21/2022 - Colorado Republican Congressman Congratulates Shooter Who Killed Five in a Gay Bar in Colorado Springs
- 11/19/2022 - Qatar to Annex Nepal; Trump's Refusal to Partake
- 11/17/2022 - In Her Next Life, Nancy Pelosi Will Be the First Woman Pope
- 11/16/2022 - Lookee Here Now, DeSantis Ain't the Only One Running Against Trump
- 11/14/2022 - Exclusive: What Xi and Biden Did Today in Bali
- 11/09/2022 - Kari Lake Had No Business Running for Governor of Arizona
- 11/04/2022 - If You Weren't In Philly Watching the "World Serious," You Missed Seeing SCOTUS Justice Alito
- 11/04/2022 - Nancy Pelosi to Become First Woman Pope
- 10/31/2022 - Trump Urges Bolsonaro Not to Concede
- 10/27/2022 - Chuck Grassley's Only 89, and He Is So Proud That He Received Donald Trump's Endorsement for an Eighth Term
- 10/22/2022 - Boris Johnson's Worst Idea Yet
- 10/20/2022 - After Truss Resigned Today, King Charles Takes Over
- 10/18/2022 - Why Trump Took All Those Classified Documents: It Was to Sustain His Illusions
- 10/17/2022 - Why Arizona GOP Gubernatorial Candidate Kari Lake Won't Go Jump in a Lake
- 10/14/2022 - In Which We Explain in Insufficient Detail Why Donald Trump Is In Moscow
- 10/11/2022 - What's All This About Candidates Who Haven't Paid Their Political Dues?
- 10/08/2022 - Is Anything Left of Herschel Walker After What Maureen Dowd Just Did to Him?
- 10/05/2022 - Colorado Republican Candidate Is Quitting the Race After Her Comment About School Children Being Allowed to Come to School Dressed As Cats
- 09/30/2022 - A Detailed Analysis of Congress' Stopgap Spending Bill
- 09/29/2022 - During Ian's Hurricane, DeSantis Is Trying to Get Trump to Just Stay in Mar-a-Lago
- 09/26/2022 - Comrade Snowden
- 09/22/2022 - Trump on Declassification, and His Thoughts About a Recent Election
- 09/14/2022 - Just See How New Hampshire Republican and Independent Voters Have Guaranteed a Senate Victory for Sen. Maggie Hassan
- 09/12/2022 - And Here in the US It's the Republicans Who Vex Us, But What About in the UK?
- 09/12/2022 - Hey What! There Are Republicans in the UK!
- 09/11/2022 - Now that Zelensky Has Taken Izium, Moscow Can't Be Too Far Away
- 09/09/2022 - From the White House, Trump Congratulates Charles III As They Discuss Climate Change
- 09/02/2022 - In Which We Ruminate About Sarah Palin's Future in Alaska
- 08/29/2022 - Serena's Post-Open Plans Include a Trip to New Hampshire
- 08/27/2022 - See Where Donald Trump Will be Tomorrow: In Deep Space Aboard the Artemis Mission
- 08/22/2022 - Lindsey Graham's Tangle with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis and Its Inevitable Outsome
- 08/18/2022 - Trump's Top Consigliere Cops a Plea
- 08/16/2022 - Taiwan Looks Hard at The Big What If
- 08/15/2022 - Giuliani and His Future in Georgia; Plus, Berlusconi, at 85, Is on the Rise Again in Italy, One of the Original Homes of Fascism
- 08/06/2022 - Trump Hires Alex Jones As His Campaign Manager for 2024
- 08/03/2022 - Alito Reverses Course, Has Immediate Plans to Overrule Himself in Dobbs
- 07/31/2022 - In His Rare Moment of Glory, Manchin Brags that He Has Converted His Junior Colleague, Shelley Moore Capito, to the Democratic Faith
- 07/04/2022 - The Joys of Marching in Highland Park's Fourth of July Parade; Trump to Take Driving Lessons After He Grabbed the Wheel of a White House Vehicle
- 06/28/2022 - Wrapping Up Today's News from Colorado's GOP Primary for Secretary of State, Plus Hutchinson Testimony about January 6 and Trump
- 06/27/2022 - In Colorado, Controversial Secretary of State Candidate Suddenly Bows Out to Be Trump's 2024 Running Mate
- 06/21/2022 - Ron Johnson Expects to Be Re-Elected in Wisconsin
- 06/14/2022 - Barr Tried to Give Giuliani Cover
- 06/09/2022 - First Day of Revised Form of Presentation from the January 6 Select Committee
- 06/01/2022 - Our Chief Investigative Reporter Is the Leaker
- 05/30/2022 - Malinowski, "Solution" Preview Long Day's Journey Into the Apocalypse, After Uvalde Massacre
- 05/23/2022 - Putin's Nukes Are on the Way to Lithuania
- 05/11/2022 - Why the Gops Will Lose Bigtime in November Because of Roe v. Wade
- 05/09/2022 - Frustrated in Ukraine, Putin Tries to Invade Alaska, Stalls Bigtime in the Aleutians
- 05/07/2022 - Venezuela's Maduro, Riding Rich Strike, Is Badly Injured, and Resigns in Favor of Guaido; McConnell at Kentucky Derby
- 04/24/2022 - Macron Beats Out Far-Right Le Pen in France
- 04/07/2022 - Why NcConnell Expelled Three Republican Senators from the GOP
- 03/29/2022 - Why Kim Jongun Is With Putin in the Kremlin
- 03/22/2022 - What Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson Said to Lindsey Graham
- 03/15/2022 - Trump, Convinced He's Still President, Appoints Putin As His Ambassador to Ukraine
- 03/08/2022 - Putin's Version of the Senate's Nuclear Option
- 03/02/2022 - Boebert Does It Again, This Time at Biden's First State of the Union
- 02/24/2022 - Trump and Putin Are in Putin's Mansion in Sochi While ASRs Kheroshonski and Theis Are Sheltered in Place in a Crypt in Lviv
- 02/21/2022 - Putin Claims He's Such a Great Peacekeeper in Eastern Ukraine That He's Entitled to the Nobel Peace Prize
- 02/15/2022 - After Trump's Longtime Accounting Firm Cuts Him Off, Trump Is Homeless, But No Homeless Shelter Will Let Him In
- 02/12/2022 - Ukraine Invades Belarus
- 02/07/2022 - In Which We Wonder if Cruz Wants to Return to Canada, Where He Came From
- 02/04/2022 - In Which We Try to Find Out What Plans the Oath Keepers Have for Pence's Future
- 01/31/2022 - Zelensky's Plan to Invade Russia
- 01/22/2022 - Wisconsin's Democratic Governor, Tony Evers, Is All Set to Buy Lambeau Field to Save the Reputation of the Green Bay Packers
- 01/22/2022 - Wisconsin's Democratic Governor Wants to Buy Lambeau Field to Save the Reputation of the Green Bay Packers
- 01/19/2022 - Fifty-Two senators Refuse to Allow Consideration of Desperately Needed Electoral Reforms
- 01/15/2022 - Sensible Australians Deport Djokovic, Who Promptly Heads Back to Belgrade to Become Serbia's Dictator
- 01/13/2022 - Here's Why Republicans Are Dissing the Commission on Presidential Debates
- 01/12/2022 - So When Mitch McConnell Dies, Which John Will Become Senate Minority Leader?
- 01/06/2022 - Why Some of the Always Trumpers Are Running for Public Office; Plus, What about Novak Djokovic and His Do or Die Visit to Australia?
- 01/04/2022 - Let's Take a Close Look at Why Elizabeth Holmes Was Convicted of Fraud
- 12/31/2021 - We Remember Harry Reid (1939-2021), Plus, Trump's At It Again, Only This Time in Alaska
- 12/29/2021 - Everybody Watch: Putin Shut Down the Most Important Human Rights Organization in Russia
- 12/27/2021 - What's Really Going On In Virginia?
- 12/21/2021 - President Speaks Out on Omicron Dangers
- 12/20/2021 - Why Joe Manchin Has Betrayed the Democratic Party, and the Nation
- 12/12/2021 - Where Is Mark Meadows Headed To Now?; Plus, Why We Now Like Margaret Hoover's Firing Line on PBS
- 12/11/2021 - Has Chief Justice John Roberts Lost His Clout on SCOTUS?
- 12/09/2021 - Bizarre News About Associate Solitary Reporter Ko Il-sun and His Meeting with Xi Jinping
- 12/08/2021 - Why Mark Meadows Is Following in the Path of Steve Bannon
- 12/06/2021 - Read All About It, AP Fans! Top Generals Lied About January 6
- 12/03/2021 - Once Again, DeSantis Makes Moves Toward 2024, This Time with his Florida Guard Talk
- 11/30/2021 - Colorado's Chief Trumpite Acolyte, Lauren Boebert, Gets Into It Bigtime by Lying about Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar in a Capitol Elevator
- 11/27/2021 - Putin's Putsch Aims to Grab Zelensky
- 11/22/2021 - ASR Ko Il-sun Unquietly Reveals Whereabouts of Chinese Tennis Superstar Peng Shuai
- 11/19/2021 - The Real Reason Why the House Passed the Build Back Better Bill: Because McCarthy Stopped Talking
- 11/18/2021 - Gosar to Go Up Against Bannon in Quest to be Trump's Running Mate in 2024
- 11/15/2021 - On the Same Day President Biden Signs His Big Infrastructure Bill, Bannon Upstages Biden by Announcing He's Running for Vice President in 2024
- 11/10/2021 - Federal Judge Tanya Chutkan on Trump's Defiance of the January 6 Committee; Rikers Island Prepares for Trump
- 11/09/2021 - According to Newly Minted Associate Solitary Reporter John Hawthorne, Starbucks Workers Will Win Their Fight to Form a Union
- 11/03/2021 - To Mask Or Not To Mask, That Is the Question (But Not for Marjorie Taylor Greene)
- 11/03/2021 - Newly Minted Associate Solitary Reporter Confronts Jair Bolsonaro for Skipping the Global Climate Change Conference in Glasgow
- 10/30/2021 - Why Trump Is Hyper-Worried About 700 Pages of Notes at the National Archives About the Need for the Insurrection
- 10/28/2021 - In DC, Judge Howell Lets DoJ Have It on January 6 Prosecutions
- 10/28/2021 - Why Manchin Won't Be Going to Scotland with Biden
- 10/25/2021 - Why Florida's DeSantis Wants to Pay His Vaccine Skeptic Surgeon General Nominee a Mere $512,000 a Year
- 10/20/2021 - Why Trump's Lawsuit Against the National Archives Will Fail
- 10/13/2021 - Trump Can't Get Any Prominent Conservative Lawyers to Represent Him Before the January 6 Investigation Committee
- 10/11/2021 - Trump Expounds on the Foolishness of Indigenous Peoples Day
- 10/09/2021 - All About Texas' Own Judge Robert Pitman, Who Enjoined Abbott from Enforcing Strictest Anti-Abortion Law
- 10/04/2021 - Most of What You Should Know About Famed Denver Jazz Musician Charlie Burrell, Who Turned 101 Today
- 10/03/2021 - Facebook Whistleblower Frances Haugen, She's Got the Goods on Zuckerberg
- 09/30/2021 - Why McConnell Is So Eager for the American Economy to Fall Off the Cliff
- 09/27/2021 - Why President Biden Has An Open Schedule Today
- 09/25/2021 - January 6 Insurrection Investigating Committee Subpoenas Bannon, Meadows, Scavino, and Patel, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- 09/21/2021 - In Which McConnell Nixes Trudeau's Idea of How to Expand the US
- 09/19/2021 - In Which We Explain Most Poetically, in French and English, Why Macron Is So Miffed at Joe Biden
- 09/18/2021 - There's Only One Place Where You Can Find Out What Trump Did Today at the Capitol: Right Here
- 09/15/2021 - After the GOP Shot Itself in the Foot in the Anti-Newsom Recall, Now Larry Elder Wants to Run for Gov or Even President
- 09/13/2021 - In Which We Announce What All Sensible People Have Known for a Very Long Time: Women Are Better than Men
- 09/12/2021 - Rocket Man Just Sent Associate Solitary Reporter Ko Ilsun to Beijing on His Newest Rocket
- 09/08/2021 - DeSantia' Latest Move in Fighting Mask Mandates Ends Up in the Gutter
- 09/07/2021 - With Melania Out of the Prop Business, Trump Has No Chance in 2024
- 09/05/2021 - All About Melania's Total Lack of Interest in 2024
- 09/04/2021 - Louisiana Does It Again: See Flyover Images From Oil Spill
- 09/01/2021 - How Putin Demonstrates his High Regard for Foreign Journalists
- 08/31/2021 - After Hurricane Ida, Let's Revisit a Controversial 2018 New Orleans City Council Decision
- 08/31/2021 - How a New Orleans City Council Decision in 2018 Impacts That City Now
- 08/29/2021 - What You Didn't Know About the Coronation of a New King in Southern Nigeria
- 08/28/2021 - On This 58th Anniversary of MLK's "I Have a Dream" Speech, Assoc. Solitary Reporter Jones Tells Us What Trump Dreamed About Last Night
- 08/26/2021 - Justice Amy Coney Barrett Rushes to the Defense of Trumpian Lawyer Sidney Powell
- 08/20/2021 - DeSantis Is Foiled in Effort to Arrest Solitary Reporter and ASR Mangam Over Masks Controversy
- 08/19/2021 - Texas' Very Own Greg Abbott, Who Dissed Masks and Vaccinations, Tests Positive for Covid: What's Wrong with Texas?
- 08/17/2021 - Why Trumpite Larry Elder Would Be a Disaster for California If Newsome Is Recalled
- 08/15/2021 - While GOP Blames Biden for Afghan Collapse, Instead of Blaming the Afghan Army, LaPierre Harbors Suspect in San Antonio Shooting
- 08/13/2021 - Why DeSantis Will Eventually Do the Right Thing on Masks and Vaccinations
- 08/11/2021 - On the Lookout for What's in Trump's Tax Returns
- 08/09/2021 - Trump and Notorious Climate Change Denier Jim Inhofe Tweet About the Latest Climate Change Report
- 08/04/2021 - What Associate Solitary Reporter Keith Coleman Distinctly Heard Andrew Cuomo Say Today During His Defiant Press Conference
- 07/30/2021 - Florida's Trumpie gov Defies Common Sense on Covid All Over Again
- 07/04/2021 - In Which Your Solitary Reporter Breaks with Tradition; Why Senators Sanders and King Have Converted to the Democratic Faith
- 07/03/2021 - Chinese Dictator-for-Life Xi and His Plans for Taiwan and Singapore
- 06/30/2021 - How Bill Cosby Teleported Himself to Rumsfeld's Bedside in Taos As Rummy Died
- 06/26/2021 - Even More Details on Trump's Plan to Continue to Subvert Our Democracy
- 06/23/2021 - LaPierre Collapses After President Biden Announces Strong Actions Against Corrupt Gun Sellers
- 06/20/2021 - Far-Right Anti-Government Militant Ammon Bundy Is Running for Governor of Idaho
- 06/18/2021 - U S Catholic Bishops Vote to Deny Communion to President Biden Over Reproductive Rights
- 06/17/2021 - Alert Reader Corrects Our Error On Latest SCOTUS ACA Rescue
- 06/17/2021 - Justice Barrett Rules Against Her Own Party on the ACA; Texas Guv on His/Trump's Great Wall
- 06/16/2021 - In Geneva, Putin Gets a Do-Over; Biden Visits Monument to Unitarian Martyr Michael Servetus
- 06/14/2021 - What Bibi Will Do Now That He Lost Out to Bennett; Trump's Take on CNN's Interview with President Obama
- 06/13/2021 - What Really Happened Off the Coast of Cape Cod When a Humpback Whale Tried to Swallow a Lobsterman
- 06/09/2021 - Trump and Stormy Daniels Appear Before Manhattan Grand Jury
- 06/06/2021 - How Turkey's Autocrat, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Plans to Deal with Deadly Mucilage in the Dardanelles
- 06/05/2021 - Read All About It! Here's Donald Trump's Idea of Reparations; Plus, What a Federal Judge Did to California's Assault Weapons Ban
- 06/04/2021 - How China's Dictator for Life Explains the Tien An Men Massacre
- 06/04/2021 - In Which We Explain in Excruciating Detail Why Donald Trump's Hand-Picked Postmaster General is Being Investigated for Corruption
- 06/01/2021 - In Tulsa, Trump Slugs Biden
- 05/31/2021 - On This Memorial Day, Trump Demands that the Lincoln Memorial Be Torn Down and Replaced with....What?
- 05/25/2021 - Belarus and Russia Will Merge One into the Other
- 05/24/2021 - Trump Names His 2024 Running Mate: Future Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders
- 05/21/2021 - What Today's Confrontation Outside the Al-Aqsa Mosque Means for the Ceasefire between Israel and the Palestinians
- 05/20/2021 - Why Mitch Has No Interest in Learning the Truth About Trump's Role in the January 6 Insurrection
- 05/15/2021 - More Details About What Netanyahu Does to Amuse Himself; Stefanik Now a Citizen of Israel
- 05/13/2021 - A Complete Explanation About Why President Biden Is Not in Jerusalem
- 05/12/2021 - Guess Who Replaces Congresswoman Liz Cheney In Top Leadership Role?
- 05/11/2021 - Netanyahu Agrees to Ship All of Gaza Directly to New York Harbor; Cuomo Responds
- 05/10/2021 - Putin Fesses Up: His Hackers Got Colonial Pipeline, with Worse Yet to Come
- 05/09/2021 - Xi Jingpin Splashes Down With His Long March Rocket
- 05/09/2021 - In Which We Introduce Associate Solitary Reporter Barbara Banner, As She Tells Bolsonaro What to Do with His Amazon
- 05/05/2021 - Trump Can't Face It That He's Been Banned by Facebook; Macron and Trump on Napoleon
- 04/28/2021 - Poor Rudy, His Apartment Was Visited Today by Federal Agents
- 04/28/2021 - In Which ASR Sherman Interrogates New York's Cuomo About Why His State Loses One Seat in Congress
- 04/24/2021 - Real Football, and How Best to Understand It
- 04/20/2021 - A Concise Explanation of Why House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Is in the ICU Over Maxine Waters Censure Resolution
- 04/07/2021 - Georgia's Republican Governor Tells Atlanta Braves' Owner, John Malone, to Move His Team to Puerto Rico Over MLB's Flip of All Star Game to Colorado
- 03/25/2021 - Colorado Republican Group Says Marxist Democrats Are Exploiting the Boulder Shooting
- 03/25/2021 - Trump's Lawyer Sidney Powell Is Surely Headed for Disbarment, But the GOP May Run Her for Colorado Secretary of State
- 03/24/2021 - Why Big Pharma Won't Help Third World Countries; LaPierre Gloats (Once Again, That's His Job)
- 03/19/2021 - Why, In the Age of COVID, Women Don't Have to Wear Bras If They Don't Feel Like It
- 03/18/2021 - In Which, In Too Much Detail, We Copiously Explain Why Putin's As Thin-Skinned As Trump
- 03/12/2021 - Cuomo Dreads Prospect of Sharing a Prison Cell with Trump
- 03/11/2021 - In His Best Speech Ever, President Biden Denounces US Catholic Bishops Who Tell Their Flocks to Avoid the Johnson & Johnson Vaccine
- 03/07/2021 - Trump's Latest Stunt: Tells RNC Not to Use His Name; Georgia GOP Continues to Wreck Voting Rights Biden Issues Order on Voting
- 03/06/2021 - Manchin, Supposedly, Only Not Really, a Democrat, Will Soon Announce the Formation of His Manchinisto Party
- 03/04/2021 - Trump Caught Trying to Topple the Freedom Statue from the U S Capitol
- 03/04/2021 - What's Wrong With Texas That Dr Lena Wen Can't Fix?
- 02/28/2021 - At CPAC, Trump Congratulates Himself for Inciting the Insurrection at the Capitol
- 02/26/2021 - Who's Mitch Really Pitching For in 2024, Anyway?
- 02/23/2021 - SCOTUS Rips Trump on Tax Returns; McConnell Begs Forgiveness on Garland Dirty Trick
- 02/22/2021 - Not Another Trump!
- 02/19/2021 - In Which Associate Solitary Reporter Anthony Spearman Explains What's Wrong With Texas' ERCOT
- 02/18/2021 - Cruz Flees to Mexico, Begs for Political Asylum, and Faces Immediate Deportation; But How About Mars?
- 02/17/2021 - Why Texas Gov Greg Abbott Has Become a Democrat
- 02/14/2021 - Associate Solitary Reporter Eddie Cook, the Chair of the Republican Party of Denver, Assures Us That Donald Trump Will Run Against Joe Biden in 2024
- 02/12/2021 - Today's Complete Report on Day Four Emphasizes Dem Rising Star Joe Neguse, Nikki Haley, and Trump's Most Hypocritical Lawyer Yet
- 02/11/2021 - What to Expect on March 4
- 02/09/2021 - Why All One Hundred United States Senators Did What They Did, A Short Time Ago
- 02/06/2021 - Lou Dobbs To Lose All His Possessions in Smartmatic Defamation Suit
- 02/02/2021 - House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell Split on Qanon Adherent Marjorie Taylor Greene
- 01/31/2021 - Associate Solitary Reporter Johanna Jones Finds Trump Just Below Rat Creek, Near Big Sur
- 01/29/2021 - Colorado's Gun-Toting Congresswoman to Challenge Democrat Michael Bennet for U S Senate
- 01/25/2021 - A Short History of the Filibuster, and Why McConnell's Desperate to Keep It
- 01/23/2021 - Navalny Triumphs Over Putin; Trump's Last Desperate Gambit Revealed
- 01/20/2021 - Partial Report on Biden-Harris Inauguration; Lara Trump to Run for Senate in North Carolina, and What About Ivanka?
- 01/19/2021 - Will McConnell Vote to Confirm Judge Merrick Garland As Attorney General? Will He Vote to Convict Trump?
- 01/17/2021 - Trump Calls Uganda's Dictator To Congratulate Him On His Re-Election, As Desperate Melania Packs Up
- 01/15/2021 - The NRA's LaPierre Flees to the Refuge of Texas, Joined by Colorado's Wacky Boebert
- 01/14/2021 - Politico's Founder, John Harris, Gets It Right About Trump
- 01/12/2021 - In Which We See If Any of Trump's Loyalists Are Still With Him
- 01/10/2021 - Rand Paul, Who Blocked Anti-Lynching Legislation, Still Adores Donald Trump
- 01/09/2021 - Trump, Deprived of Twitter, Collapses and Almost Dies
- 01/07/2021 - Why Trump Is Now Being Held at The Hague at the United Nation's Detention Unit at the International Court of Justice
- 01/04/2021 - Trump's Most Recent Impeachable Offense
- 01/02/2021 - In Which We Show That Ted Cruz Is In Love With Trumpism; Plus, What to Expect Tomorrow
- 12/31/2020 - Boyish Josh Hawley and His Big Plan to Get on the Supreme Court
- 12/30/2020 - On His Way to Georgia, McConnell Shows Up Trump on Covid Relief
- 12/29/2020 - Why Trump Refuses to Pardon His Former Fixer, Michael Cohen
- 12/28/2020 - How Could This Be? Trump Signed the Bill He Hated
- 12/27/2020 - Golf-Playing Trump On How to Defeat a Pandemic; More Details on Nashville Explosion
- 12/27/2020 - How Associate Solitary Reporter Larry Theis Got Melania to Tell Him What She Really Thinks of Trump
- 12/23/2020 - At His Pleasure Palace in Mar-a-Lago, Trump Tells Associate Solitary Reporter Johanna Jones About His Plans to Veto the Covid Relief Bill
- 12/21/2020 - Why It Makes No Sense for Biden to Meet Trump Before January 20
- 12/20/2020 - Full Report on Trump's Post-Loss Mental State; Has Chao Halted All Flights Between the UK and Covidia?
- 12/19/2020 - Axios' Jonathan Swan Sings Trump's Swan Song
- 12/18/2020 - Putin's Christmas Present to America; Putin Explains His Kindness to Political Opponent Alexei Novalny
- 12/17/2020 - Now That We Know That Trump's Mar-a-Lago Neighbors Say He Can't Live There, Where Will He and Melania Go on January 20?
- 12/15/2020 - Trump Orders RNC Chairlady Ronna Romney McDaniel to Excommunicate McConnell from the Party of Trump
- 12/12/2020 - Trump Orders Texas to Invade Georgia, and Appoints Himself to SCOTUS
- 12/11/2020 - Why Colorado Leads the Nation In Election Security and Efficacy, with Secretary of State Jena Griswold at the Helm
- 12/10/2020 - Colorado's Rock Star Attorney General, Phil Weiser, Files Suit Against Zuckerberg & Co.
- 12/08/2020 - Texas' Corrupt AG Wants to Run Against Biden in 2024; Further Adventures of Michael Flynn
- 12/06/2020 - In Which Associate Solitary Reporter Melissa Smith Throws Hundreds of Rotten Georgia Peaches at Trump, Loeffler, and Purdue
- 12/03/2020 - In Which We Concisely Explain Why Rudy Is Fully Confident that He'll Be Pardoned by You Know Who
- 11/26/2020 - Barrett Follows McConnell's Instructions by Ruling in Favor of Religious Groups Sponsoring Super-Spreaders
- 11/25/2020 - After Pardoning Flynn, Trump Bails on Visit to Food Pantry, Spends the Night at his Tower, in Gotham, Without Melania
- 11/22/2020 - Pompeo, Who Is Part of Trump & Co., Is Throwing Global Wrenches at Biden
- 11/20/2020 - GOP Leaders in Michigan Dump Trump
- 11/15/2020 - Poor Chad Wolf
- 11/14/2020 - This Is What Happens When Trump Leaves It to Rudy
- 11/12/2020 - In Which The Times' Bruno Macaes Explains Trump's Constant Mojo
- 11/10/2020 - During ACA Argument Today, SCOTUS Tells Trump He Lost
- 11/09/2020 - A Federal Agency You Probably Never Heard of Refuses to Acknowledge Biden's Victory
- 11/06/2020 - Susan Collins, the only Republican senator Who Did Not Endorse Trump, Withdraws In Favor of Sara Gideon, the Democratic Nominee
- 11/06/2020 - Trump's Future Fully Foretold by Baker and Haberman
- 11/03/2020 - Biden, Hick Win Big in Colorado; But What About the International Space Station?
- 11/03/2020 - Maybe Even Texas Will Turn Blue; Schumer to Become Senate Majority Leader
- 10/31/2020 - Trump to Strike Out With Catholics
- 10/29/2020 - Kushner Always Follows the Medical Experts on Kovid; Republican SoS in Florid Guarantees Trump Victory in Florida by 237 Votes
- 10/26/2020 - Justice Barrett Tells Associate Solitary Reporter Melissa Smith: "Trump's The Virus"
- 10/25/2020 - Trump Orders Complete Shutdown of The New York Times
- 10/23/2020 - Here's All You Need to Know About the Trump-Biden Debate in Nashville; What Happened to Moscow Mitch?
- 10/22/2020 - In A Totally Unprecedented Move, Senate Judiciary Committee Changes Course, Sends Lindsey Graham's Name to Full Senate for SCOTUS Confirmation
- 10/20/2020 - What Happened On the Same Day That William Barr Sued Google
- 10/19/2020 - Mics To Be Partly Offed on Thursday for Last Trump-Biden TV Contest
- 10/19/2020 - Come December, Trump Will Rehire Mark Burnett and Launch a Far-Right TV Talk Show
- 10/17/2020 - In Lansing, LaPierre Is Arrested for Threatening Michigan's Secretary of State
- 10/16/2020 - Trump's Interior Dept Appointee's Refusal to Comply with Federal Court Order A Perfect Example of Trumpian Arrogance; John Kelly Calls Trump Pathetic
- 10/14/2020 - Grassley Outdoes Himself At Barrett Hearing; Barr Is Asked If He Does Melania's Laundry
- 10/13/2020 - November 3 is the Only Real Topic Being Discussed in the Barrett SCOTUS Heaing
- 10/13/2020 - Trump Blasts California Republican Party for Admitting It Acted Illegally by Placing Fake Ballot Collection Boxes in Public Areas
- 10/11/2020 - Trump's Defense Secretary Refuses Order to Glorify Two White Former Marines
- 10/10/2020 - The Times' Maureen Dowd Tells Us Everything We Need to Know About Trump's Failing Campaign; Plus, the Significance of October 10 in China
- 10/09/2020 - Why Colorado Hero John Hickenlooper Will Help Flip the Senate to Blue!
- 10/09/2020 - Trump Is Real Happy About Right-Wing Plot to Kidnap Michigan's Democratic Governor; Mitch Is AWOL from White House
- 10/08/2020 - During Yesterday's All-Important Vice Presidential Debate, the Real Star Was the Fly That Landed on Pence's Head
- 10/06/2020 - Trump's Top Xenophobe Tests Positive; Trump Sides with Erdogan in War Between Azerbaijan and Armenia
- 10/05/2020 - Against All Medical and Epidemiological Advice, Trump Is Back in the White House, Savoring His SCOTUS Pick
- 10/04/2020 - It's Not Just Trump's Body That Needs Help, It's His Body Man, As Well; Listen to Pope Francis
- 10/03/2020 - Discharged From Walter Reed, Trump's Now Confined to the Forensic Unit at St. Elizabeths Hospital
- 09/29/2020 - New Title for Trump: Brawler-in-Chief
- 09/28/2020 - Trump Is All Set to Sue The New York Times for Telling the Truth About His Tax Dodges
- 09/26/2020 - Trump's Original Sin
- 09/25/2020 - Why Trump's Done in Florida; Korean American Judge Stops Census Speedup
- 09/24/2020 - Trump Threats to Dump McConnell Over Transfer of Power Issue
- 09/22/2020 - Leading Trump Biographer Michael D'Antonio Does It Again; Romney Rushes to McConnell's Aid
- 09/21/2020 - Moscow Mitch Flees to Putin's Arms
- 09/19/2020 - With RBG Gone, Schumer Demands that McConnell Provide an Emergency Room on Senate Floor
- 09/19/2020 - For Upcoming SCOTUS Confirmation Fight, After Death of RBG, Schumer Demands An Emergency Room for the Floor of the Senate
- 09/16/2020 - Scientific American Magazine Endorses Biden, Slams Trump
- 09/14/2020 - See How Noxious Gas on Venus Applies to Trump
- 09/13/2020 - Fareed Zakaria Nailed It: Beware of What Trump Will Do On Election Night
- 09/11/2020 - Donald Trump's Love Affair With the Left Coast
- 09/10/2020 - What Does Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Really Care About? Is It How to Help Americans Financially During this Pandemic?
- 09/09/2020 - Woodward Catches Yet Another One
- 09/04/2020 - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Donald Trump's Skills As a Psychiatrist
- 09/04/2020 - North Carolina Surpasses New Hampshire as the First in the Nation State
- 09/03/2020 - Putin Admits to Poisoning Navalny; Trump the Anarchist
- 09/02/2020 - Famed Presidential Historian Joseph Ellis Tells It Like It Is: Trump's What Ben Franklin Feared Most
- 08/31/2020 - As Usual, Trump Says All the Wrong Things About Portland, Oregon, and About Kenosha
- 08/29/2020 - One Day After He Finished His Rantathon at the RNC, Trump Falls Flat on His Face in Faraway New Hampshire
- 08/28/2020 - Guess What? No, You Can't: Trump Wants Ann Coulter To Be His Next Attorney General
- 08/27/2020 - Remake of Apocalypse Now, in Kenosha
- 08/26/2020 - Falwell Junior's Fall from Grace; Pence on God's Military Prowess
- 08/24/2020 - We're Not Sorry to See Kellyanne Go; LaPierre Praises Kenosha Police
- 08/23/2020 - The Q of QAnon Is Not the Q Who Helped Write the New Testament
- 08/23/2020 - Trump Says CNN Report on Asteroid's Visit to Earth on November 2 is Fake News
- 08/21/2020 - When California Secedes, Trump Will Insist that the Congressional Districts of Nunes and McCarthy Be Carved Out Like Bibi's Unlawful Settlements; Bannon in the
- 08/19/2020 - Trump Reaches Out to Belarus' Embattled Dictator
- 08/18/2020 - Trump Denounces Nineteenth Amendment
- 08/17/2020 - Trump's Brand-New CoronaVirus Staffer, Scott Atlas, on Facial Coverings; Amanpour Deflates Kushner
- 08/16/2020 - Trump Goes All Out In Support of Belarus' Long-time Dictator, Alexsandr Lukashenko
- 08/15/2020 - Betelgeuse, a Fading Star, Has COVID-19, Raising Fears of the Apocalypse; Trump Jr Claims Harris Was Born There and Is Thus Ineligible to Be VP
- 08/14/2020 - How Newly Minted Associate Solitary Reporter Tim Gonzalez Will Help President Biden Save the USPS
- 08/12/2020 - With Biden Nearby, Telegenic Kamala Harris Electrifies the Electorate
- 08/12/2020 - How Will Congressional Republicans Deal With Their Most Recent Conspiracy Theory Backer, Marjorie Taylor Greene?
- 08/11/2020 - Modi Goes All Out in Trashing Kamala Harris
- 08/11/2020 - Putin Offers His Untested Vaccine to Trump
- 08/09/2020 - Why Trump Appeals to White Evangelicals; Take Note of South Dakota's Trumpite Governor, Kristi Noem
- 08/06/2020 - Full Explanation As to Why Joe Biden's Acceptance Speech Has Already Been Written, and By Whom (Biden's Speechwriter)
- 08/04/2020 - Trump Will Very Soon Get His Comeuppance On His Blatant Effort to Destroy Our Postal Service
- 08/03/2020 - At 88, Joe Arpaio Wants His Job Back As Maricopa County Sheriff
- 08/02/2020 - Trump Ally Kris Kobach Leaves GOP After Trump Fails to Endorse Him
- 08/01/2020 - Now That India Will Soon Have Its Very Own Vaccine, What Will Prime Minister Modi Do With It?
- 07/31/2020 - But How Could This Be --- Trump Campaign Suspends All TV Ads
- 07/31/2020 - Last Chance for Republican Senators to Show a Little Compassion by Extending Unemployment Benefits
- 07/30/2020 - During John Lewis' Homecoming, Trump Demands Postponement of November Election, Orders Senate GOP Leadership Into a Military Brig
- 07/29/2020 - Attack Dog Jim Jordan Is At It Again
- 07/29/2020 - Poor Louie Gohmert, a Hard-Right GOP Congressman from Texas, He Doesn't Get to Sit Next to Trump on Air Force One Today
- 07/28/2020 - The Real Reason Why Hillary Clinton Is Not Our President
- 07/27/2020 - Insecure Trump's National Security Advisor Has COVID-19; We Welcome Newly Minted Associate Solitary Reporter John MacIver
- 07/27/2020 - What Sensible People Overseas Think of Cheeto-Man; Plus, How Come Vietnam Has Had Zero Covid-19 Deaths?
- 07/25/2020 - American Psychiatric Association Reconsiders the Goldwater Rule, Concludes Trump Is Anything But Normal
- 07/24/2020 - What Possible Good Did Ivanka Do in Colorado?
- 07/24/2020 - What Will Trump Do Now, Since He Can't Have His Re-Coronation in Florida? Plus, What About the US and China?
- 07/22/2020 - Why Would First Daughter Ivanka Want to Come to Colorado, Which Hillary Won by Five Points?
- 07/22/2020 - Oregon to Secede After Trump's All-Too-Cute Distraction Effort Fizzles
- 07/19/2020 - Trump on Biden's Level of Alterness
- 07/18/2020 - Why Biden Will Name Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms As His Soon to Be Vice President, After Georgia's Chief Justice Upends Gov. Brian Kemp
- 07/16/2020 - Trump Dumps Campaign Manager Brad Parscale After Tulsa Debacle -- So What's Next?
- 07/16/2020 - In Which Associate Solitary Reporter Susanna Sherman Asks Trump About Joe Biden's Views on Windows in the Suburbs
- 07/14/2020 - Sebelius Soon to Be HHS Sec All Over Again; Harris or Abrams to Succeed Ginsburg
- 07/13/2020 - Trump Sends Roger Stone to Moscow Without Even Consulting Moscow Mitch
- 07/13/2020 - Mary Trump's Got the Goods on Her Uncle
- 07/11/2020 - Trinitarian Trio in Ankara to Tell Erdogan What to Do About Hagia Sophia
- 07/10/2020 - Roger Stone, Commuted Today by His Close Personal Friend Donald Trump, Is Serenaded by Bob Dylan and ASR Keith Blair
- 07/08/2020 - Should We Feel Sorry for the Little Sisters of the Poor? Plus, Politico's John Harris Hypothesizes About Trump Dropping Out, in Spite!
- 07/08/2020 - Bolsonaro Catches His, As AMLO Prepares to Visit Trump
- 07/05/2020 - Exquisite But Painful Comparisons Between Nixon and Trump
- 07/04/2020 - With Slaveholders George Washington and Thomas Jefferson Looking On, Trump Calls for Repeal of the Thirteenth Amendment
- 07/02/2020 - What Pence Will Say Tomorrow at Mount Rushmore When Introducing Trump
- 06/29/2020 - Why Colorado Voters Should Vote for Andrew Romanoff for U S Senate; Plus, RNC Prepares to Excommunicate SCOTUS Chief from the GOP
- 06/27/2020 - Karl Rove's Timely Message to Trump: Go Away Please
- 06/26/2020 - Associate Solitary Reporter Susanna Sherman Refutes Solicitor General Francisco's Arguments Against the ACA
- 06/25/2020 - Trump Thinks He's the Star of the New Jon Stewart Movie, Irresistible
- 06/23/2020 - Here It Is Folks, The World's Newest Sovereign Nation: Meet the Republic of Lafayette
- 06/21/2020 - Tulsa's In Lockdown
- 06/15/2020 - Ted Cruz Collapses On the Floor of the Senate When Told of Today's SCOTUS Ruling in Favor of LGBTQ Rights
- 06/14/2020 - Why Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer Made a Big Mistake by Endorsing John Hickenlooper for the U S Senate Instead of Andrew Romanoff
- 06/12/2020 - Nothing for Trump to Bragg About
- 06/11/2020 - Former Federal Judge Lambasts Trump's Justice Department for How It Handled the Michael Flynn Case; Joint Chiefs Chair Apologizes
- 06/11/2020 - Trump's Pathology Full Explained
- 06/10/2020 - Why Texas' Republican Governor Has Become a Democrat
- 06/10/2020 - As to Peaceful 75-Year Old Protester in Buffalo, Trump Lies, As He Always Does
- 06/08/2020 - Breaking News: Trump Flees to Brazil, Where Bolsonaro Grants Him Political Asylum
- 06/08/2020 - As Colin Powell's Announcement Indicates, We'll Have a Much Better President in January
- 06/05/2020 - McConnell on Trump's Performance; Cotton to Replace Ester
- 06/04/2020 - Trump's Medically Unfit, As Usual
- 06/03/2020 - How Trump Reinforces His Racist Agenda by Naming Iowa Congressman Steve King As His Chief Racist Staffer
- 06/02/2020 - Trump Will Soon Issue Edict Barring Episcopalians from Engaging in Any Act of Worship
- 05/31/2020 - Why Trump Gets It Totally Wrong About Antifa
- 05/30/2020 - In Which We Concisely Explain Why Angela Merkel Is A Real Leader But Trump Is Not
- 05/28/2020 - How Boris Johnson Hopes to Get Back at Xi for Clamping Down on Hong Kong All Over Again
- 05/28/2020 - Maybe Even Texas Could Vote for Biden; Plus, Comparing the Lone Star State with the Centennial State
- 05/27/2020 - Read All About It Right Here: What Would George Washington Say to Donald Trump About Twitterism?
- 05/26/2020 - Boris Johnson to Be Replaced by Fella Conservative MP Theresa Anne Villiers
- 05/25/2020 - Associate Solitary Reporter Johanna Jones Has a Better Idea for Where the GOP Should Hold Its Convention in August
- 05/23/2020 - Trump Says Gun Shops Are Much More Essential Than Places of Worship
- 05/22/2020 - In Which We Show How Pompeo's Trying to Distract Us from the Hot Water He's In for Firing of IG Linick
- 05/21/2020 - Trump Breaks the Law in a Key Battleground State, and Pulls Out of an International Treaty
- 05/21/2020 - More on Trump and COVID-19, with participation from ASR Eddie Cook, a very prominent Denver megachurch pastor
- 05/19/2020 - Hefty Bill Barr Once Again Puts His Fat Butt on the Fence; Trump, Risking His Own Life, Demands a Better News Outlet Than Fox
- 05/18/2020 - Why Taiwan's President Gave Her Green Island to Trump
- 05/16/2020 - Huge Fallout from Trump's Firing of Inspector General Steve Linick; Obama's Commencement Address to HBC Graduates
- 05/15/2020 - See How Trump Treats a Persistent Chinese American Journalist; What's With Ted Yoho on Face Masks?
- 05/14/2020 - Why Has Senator Richard Burr Grown a Bear? Plus, Meet Federal Judge Emmet Sullivan, Who Has the Michael Flynn Case
- 05/14/2020 - In Which (We Hate to Tell You This) But Trump Appears for Less Than a Whole Second in a Splendid PBS Show
- 05/13/2020 - Assault at a Target Store and the Trumpites; Trump Goes After Obama Yet Again; Kushner on Postponing the Election
- 05/11/2020 - Our Swiss-Based Associate Solitary Reporter on How the Swiss View Trump
- 05/10/2020 - Has Anybody Figured Out Why Trump Won't Wear a Face Mask?
- 05/09/2020 - Trump Versus Sessions, All Over Again; Top Pence Staffer Tests Positive for COVID-19
- 05/08/2020 - Trump Will Soon Fire FBI Director Christopher Wray and Replace Him With Michael Flynn
- 05/06/2020 - Meadows Explains Why Trump Still Wants to Get Rid of ObamaCare
- 05/05/2020 - Fauci Explains to Associate Solitary Reporter Larry Theis and Steven Spielberg Why Trump's a Pathological Liar
- 05/04/2020 - Open Up Your Apocryphal Newspaper to Learn How Trump Celebrated World Press Freedom Day
- 05/03/2020 - Why World Leaders Would Really Like to Send Trump to the Moon
- 05/02/2020 - Face Masks in Denver; Kushner Orders Court-Martial for Navy Captain Brett Crozier
- 05/01/2020 - Never Opinionated ASR Hobarto Opines on Virtue; Why Trump Can't Console Anyone
- 04/28/2020 - Trump's Top Senate Allies Are Really Leery About His Constant Attacks on Inspectors General, Which Is Why Biden Will Be Our Next President
- 04/25/2020 - A Spectacular Example of Trump's Limitless Ability for Self-Delusion, All As Explained by Associate Solitary Reporter Anthony Newcom
- 04/23/2020 - Trump's Total Ignorance of Science and Knowledge, and What Everyone Should Know About Georgia's Governor
- 04/21/2020 - See Whom Trump Is Supporting As He Pretends to Fight the Coronavirus
- 04/20/2020 - What Happens When A Good Democratic Governor Meets Mike Pence in Colorado Springs?
- 04/19/2020 - Why Trump's CDC Director Delayed Test Kit Rollout; Xi Gets It Right on Trump's Lies; Biden Sure to Win in November
- 04/17/2020 - How Trump's Allies Have Been So Good at Helping Him Clear the Swamp in Washington
- 04/16/2020 - Know What's the Most Important Thing About the Desperately Needed Checks Being Mailed Out Now?
- 04/14/2020 - Trump's Claim to Kingly Powers; His Ignorance of the Tenth Amendment; Obama Endorses Biden
- 04/13/2020 - Trump's All Set to Fire Everybody at NIH Because of Fauci; Tells Meadows to Pull Out of WHO In Exec. Order But Only Via Twitter
- 04/11/2020 - Trump to Avoid NYC Today Because of Mass Burials; ASR Kenwood Predicts Total Trump Wipeout in November
- 04/10/2020 - Biden, Sanders, Warren, Perez, and Associate Solitary Reporters Coleman and Sherman Are Arrested At Trump International Hotel
- 04/08/2020 - As Bernie Drops Out, the Times' Greg Weiner Calls Out Trump for His Unparelled Narcissism
- 04/07/2020 - Once Again, Trump Shows He Has No Grasp of His Task
- 04/07/2020 - Trump's Press Secretary Leaves Office Without Ever Having Held a Press Briefing; US Theodore Roosevelt Ordered to Scotland to Protect Trump's Golf Courses
- 04/05/2020 - In a Masterpiece of Timing, During the COVID-19 Pandemic, Trump Fires Intelligence Community Inspector General Michael Atkinson
- 04/02/2020 - For LaPierre and Trump, Keeping Gun Stores Open During the COVID-19 Pandemic Is Essential, But Not For Sensible People
- 03/31/2020 - COVID-19 At Prestigious Hospitals in Boston, Including Beth Israel Deaconess, Also Known As The House of God
- 03/30/2020 - Here's What Our Germaphobe-in-Chief Did Today in the People's Rose Garden
- 03/28/2020 - Guess What? When He Signed Yesterday's Two Trillion Dollar Stimulus Bill, Trump Wouldn't Let Any Dems Stand With Him
- 03/26/2020 - A Meditation on Clean Air, the Coronavirus Pandemic, and What to Do About It
- 03/21/2020 - Once Again, Trump Makes a Fool of Himself at His Daily Press Conference; South Korea's Moon's Top Secret Plot to Get Back at Kim Jongun
- 03/19/2020 - North Carolina's Senator Burr Screwed Up Bigtime on Magnitude of Novel Coronavirus Threat
- 03/18/2020 - Was Trump Ready for a Pandemic on January 20, 2017?; Plus, Four of Our Best Associate Solitary Reporters Brew Coffee for Joe and Bernie
- 03/15/2020 - Pence Invokes 25th Amendment, Then Relies on Dr. Fauci's Advice on the Coronavirus Pandemic; In CNN Debate, Joe Does Better Than Bernie in the Smile Department
- 03/13/2020 - Trump Lashes Out At White House Correspondent Yamiche Alcindor at Rose Garden Press Conference on COVID-19 Crisis
- 03/10/2020 - Thunberg Tells Trump to Quit Flying Anywhere
- 03/09/2020 - Does Anybody Know If Trump and Bernie Have Anything in Common? If So, What Might That Be?
- 03/05/2020 - Schumer Pushes Back at Chief Justice Roberts; Warren Mulls Endorsing Biden
- 03/04/2020 - Why Is Tulsi Gabbard Still Running for President?
- 03/02/2020 - Buttigieg, a True Patriot, Withdraws, Along with Steyer; Update on Klobuchar
- 03/01/2020 - Reflections on Our Previous Prediction on the Last of the Early Voting States
- 02/28/2020 - AP's Predictions for Tomorrow in South Carolina
- 02/28/2020 - Trump Jr. Crashes the Gate on COVID-19; Pence Tells CDC Director to Make Trump Jr's Fox & Friends Interview Go Viral
- 02/26/2020 - What Tom Perez Had to Say About Yesterday's Debate in Charleston
- 02/26/2020 - Harvey Weinstein's Tigress Lawyer, Donna Rotunno, Says She's on Trump's Short SCOTUS List
- 02/23/2020 - Why India's Narendra Modi Loves Trump
- 02/23/2020 - Who Woulda Thought Clint Eastwood Would Go Against Trump? Plus, Why Bernie's Medicare For All Won't Work
- 02/22/2020 - Bernie's the 2020 Teflon Presidential Candidate; Why a Bloomberg-Klobuchar Ticket Will Swamp Trump-Pence
- 02/20/2020 - Klobuchar Gives a Rousing, Detailed Speech in Aurora, Colorado, a Day After the Las Vegas Presidential Debate
- 02/20/2020 - After Being Sentenced to a Mere Forty Months in Prison, Roger Stone Meets Up with Poroshenko and Snowden in Moscow
- 02/19/2020 - Further Evidence of Trump's Complete Takeover of the Previously Independent Department of Justice
- 02/19/2020 - Commuted by Trump, Blagojevich Promises to Fix Trump's Awful Hair
- 02/17/2020 - Greta Thunberg's Views on the Desirability of the Daytona 500
- 02/14/2020 - What's This? Barr Allowed McCabe Not to Be Prosecuted?
- 02/13/2020 - Why All Ninety-Three United States Attorneys Across the US Have Resigned in Protest
- 02/12/2020 - Klobuchar Celebrates Her Strong Finish in New Hampshire Atop Iconic Mount Chocorua; Trump Pardons Stone, Manafort, and Flynn
- 02/12/2020 - Seven Presidential Candidates Debate in New Hampshire, and Then What?
- 02/09/2020 - Trump's Close Personal Friend, Kim Jongun, Launches His Most Powerful Nuke at Seoul, After "Parasite" Wins Three Oscars
- 02/09/2020 - Xi Says His Wuhan Coronavirus Is Payback for Trump's Trade War
- 02/08/2020 - Trump's Version of Fairness to Vindman and Sondland Is Fully Explained; Antarctica for Trump?; The Saga of Lev and Rudy
- 02/07/2020 - Why Amy Klobuchar Should Win the First in the Nation Presidential Primary
- 02/07/2020 - Putin Reveals His Top Secret Plan to Take Over Iowa, and Much More
- 02/06/2020 - In the Aftermath of Today's Prayer Service, Pelosi Ordains Her New House Chaplain
- 02/06/2020 - Why Colorado's Weak Junior Senator, Republican Cory Gardner, Will Surely Lose in November to Former Colorado House Speaker Andrew Romanoff; Why Trump Is Sure to
- 02/05/2020 - Trump Rushes Limbaugh to Tears As Senate Rushes to Let Him Off Hook of His Own Making; Caucasian Iowa Democrats Can't Count Caucus Votes
- 02/03/2020 - Chiefs' Owner Clark Hunt Changes the Name of His NFL Franchise from the Kansas City Chiefs to the Kansas City Democrats
- 01/31/2020 - Colorado's Republican Senator Should Resign in Shame
- 01/29/2020 - Why Colorado's Junior Senator, Cory Gardner, Should Vote in Trump's Trial to Call John Bolton to Testify
- 01/28/2020 - What Two Corrupt Politicians Said Today
- 01/27/2020 - Trump Nominates Ken Starr to the Supreme Court
- 01/26/2020 - Pompeo Cancels Trip to Uzbekistan and Kyiv; Bolton's New Book Shows Trump's Breach of Faith
- 01/25/2020 - Pompeo Unloads on NPR's Mary Louise Kelly
- 01/24/2020 - Why Republican Senators Will Have to Hear Former National Security Advisor John Bolton's Testimony
- 01/22/2020 - Damn! Another Totally Boring Day at the US Capitol; Klobuchar's Pick for AG; Why We're Alarmed About Trump; Umpire-in-Chief Chastises Counsel and McConnell
- 01/21/2020 - Trump Is Denied Entrance to Switzerland to Attend the World Economic Forum in Davos
- 01/19/2020 - Pence Gets JFK Completely Wrong; We Celebrate Colorado's Democratic Secretary of State; More on "The Crown"
- 01/17/2020 - Iran's Supreme Leader Invites Trump to Teheran; Accountability Matters; Ken Starr and Monica Lewinsky Are Back in the Limelight
- 01/17/2020 - What Giuliani's Associate, Lev Parnas, Said As He Watched Grassley and Roberts from the Senate Gallery Today
- 01/14/2020 - What Would Happen to Trump if Both Giuliani and Bolton Were to Testify in the Coming Impeachment Trial?
- 01/13/2020 - Senate Parliamentarian Explains How She'll Remove Trump from Office
- 01/12/2020 - What Trump Wants for Puerto Rico; Who's Unlikely to Oppose Trump in the General; Packers Win at Lambeau
- 01/09/2020 - In Which We Clarify What Bishop Ussher Said in 1650 About Our World; Plus, McConnell Flips on Impeachment
- 01/09/2020 - DNC Chair Perez Compares SuperMeteorite to What Trump Has Done to the US and the World
- 01/08/2020 - Our Newest Associate Solitary Reporter on Trump's Mideast Gamble
- 01/07/2020 - Trump Fires Defense Secretary Esper for Contradicting Him, Taps Fox News' Hannity As Acting DoD Sec
- 01/06/2020 - AOC To Enter Presidential Race
- 01/03/2020 - Are We About to Go to War Against Iran?
- 01/02/2020 - Biden Forced to Name Pence As His Running Mate; Drones on Colorado's Eastern Plains Have Been Checking Up on Gardner
- 01/01/2020 - At Mar-a-Lago, Trump Delivers His New Year's Resolutions, in the Form of a Decree
- 12/31/2019 - It Was Chao's Doing: She's the One Who Got Carlos Ghosn Out of Japan Without a Passport
- 12/28/2019 - Our Best Posts in 2019
- 12/27/2019 - Unitarian Universalism's Most Distinguished Theologian Announces Formation of the Anti-Bibi Party in Israel
- 12/23/2019 - Saudi Crown Prince and Kushner on Khashoggi Murder
- 12/22/2019 - McConnell On Wine Caves; Bloomberg Tells ASR Sherman He'll Finance Klobuchar's Campaign Until Super Tuesday
- 12/22/2019 - Here's How Trump Interprets Kim Jongun's Promise of a "Christmas Present"
- 12/20/2019 - Last Night's Democratic Presidential Debate; Rudy's Still At It; But Trump's Lost the Evangelicals
- 12/19/2019 - LaPierre Hires Radio Talk Show Host Who Suggested a "Nice School Shooting" Would Interrupt the Monotony of Impeachment Coverage
- 12/19/2019 - Putin: "I've got Trump's back, all the way"
- 12/17/2019 - Pelosi Gets Trump's Pathology Just Right; RNC Chairwoman on Georgia's Vote Purge
- 12/17/2019 - Giuliani Enters Guilty Plea On Behalf of His Client
- 12/15/2019 - Two Political Conversions: Amash Soon to Be Top Anti-Trump Prosecutor, and Van Drew Soon to Be a Trumpite
- 12/14/2019 - Graham Explains What It Means to Be an Impartial Juror in Trump's Impeachment Trial
- 12/13/2019 - The Personable Person of the Year, in 2019
- 12/13/2019 - Scotland to Declare Independence, As Labour Welcomes a Brilliant, Young New Leader
- 12/10/2019 - A Wray of Hope During Our Very Dark Times
- 12/09/2019 - Barr Fires Justice Department's Inspector General; Trump on New Miss Universe, and His Choice for Next SCOTUS Vacancy
- 12/08/2019 - Why Are Those Old White Guys Running for President?
- 12/05/2019 - In London, Pompeo Tells Very Wealthy GOP Donors That He's Running for the Senate; More on Nunes and Giuliani
- 12/03/2019 - While in Federal Prison, Congressman Duncan Hunter Will Have His Pet Rabbit with Him, to Comfort Him
- 12/01/2019 - Mikhail Gorbachev, at 88, Is Way Smarter Than Trump; Gorbachev Identifies The Whistleblower
- 11/30/2019 - What Trump Will Say to Erdogan in Brussels at the NATO Summit
- 11/28/2019 - What Afghan President Ashraf Ghani Said Today to Trump at Bagram Air Force Base
- 11/28/2019 - Rudy's Thanksgiving
- 11/26/2019 - Colorado's Junior Senator Found in Kentucky Sitting on Mitch McConnell's Lap
- 11/25/2019 - All Today's News About Donald Trump and How He's Ruining Our Exceptional Nation
- 11/22/2019 - Fox Corporation Buys the Trumpistic Political Brand; Trump Will Only Allow Fox News Reporters to Cover His Rare Press Conferences
- 11/22/2019 - Netanyahu to Trump: "You gotta lend me Barr to defend me!"
- 11/21/2019 - Why Tulsi Gabbard Should Not Be Running for President; A Bit of News About Trump's Medicare and Medicaid Chief
- 11/20/2019 - Sondland Promotes His Own Baldness, and Calls Out Trump for Being a Bald Liar; Nunes, Once Again, Makes a Damn Fool of Himself
- 11/19/2019 - Pompeo Does Netanyahu's Bidding; Lots of Smoking Guns on Capitol Hill
- 11/18/2019 - Before You Know It, There Won't Be A Foreign Service Any More
- 11/16/2019 - What You Didn't Want to Know About Donald Trump's Posterior
- 11/15/2019 - Yet Another Totally Boring Day in TrumpWorld
- 11/13/2019 - Trump Takes Turkish Bath With Erdogan During Impeachment Inquiry
- 11/12/2019 - After SCOTUS Rules that Remington Can Be Sued for Manufacturing Assault Weapons, LaPierre Is Granted Asylum in Japan, Where Guns Are Not Favored
- 11/10/2019 - Nikki Haley's Big Big Mistake; What to Expect from Trump's Next Transcript
- 11/08/2019 - Why the Bay State's Senior Senator Is Happy About Bloomberg's Just-Announced Presidential Run; Bolton, and His Mustache, Make News, Once Again
- 11/08/2019 - Why Mick Mulvaney Is Moving to Fort Sumter
- 11/06/2019 - Coloradans Vote Against Their Own Best Interest; Rising Star Tay Anderson Wins At-Large School District Race in Denver
- 11/05/2019 - In Which We Predict That Andrew Romanoff Will Defeat Cory Gardner; Roger Stone Silenced; Virginia Dems Capture Senate
- 11/03/2019 - MbS' IPO; Trouble in Dresden; Trump at Madison Square Garden; Nunes' Plans for The Whistleblower
- 11/02/2019 - Why Trump Called In To Nigel Farage's Radio Talk Show
- 10/31/2019 - Trump's Mega-Rally in the House Chamber Today
- 10/29/2019 - In Which We Illustrate How TrumpWorld Treats a Purple Heart Recipient, Col. Alexander Vindman
- 10/28/2019 - Associate Solitary Reporter Keith Coleman Explains Why the Washington Nationals Lost Yesterday in the World Series
- 10/26/2019 - Putin to Buy Trump International Hotel in Washington
- 10/25/2019 - Barr's Top Prosecutor Convenes Grand Jury to Investigate Barr
- 10/24/2019 - How Trump Lied About His Love for Veterans; Plus, More About His Manhattan Gastroenterologist
- 10/24/2019 - Putin's Plan for Releasing Edward Snowden
- 10/23/2019 - House Republicans Broke All the Rules Today; Trump Wants a Trump Wall in Colorado
- 10/23/2019 - Nielsen Tries to Walk Back from the Family Separation Policy That She Created
- 10/21/2019 - Erdogan's Plans to Nuke Syria and Other Places
- 10/20/2019 - A Few Ideas On Where Trump Could Hold His G-7
- 10/19/2019 - Wales Declares Independence, and Boris Is In A Real Ditch
- 10/18/2019 - Why The Trump Organization Has Just Acquired R J Reynolds & Co.; Trump Sends Mulvaney to Kyev As His Ambassador to Ukraine
- 10/17/2019 - Lavrov in Ankara with Pence, Pompeo, and Erdogan
- 10/16/2019 - Denver GOP Party Chairman on Trump's Folly in Syria; And, Warren's Gift to Trump's 2020 Campaign
- 10/14/2019 - Fiona Hill Denounces Trump; Full Details, Per Associate Solitary Reporter Melissa Smith
- 10/13/2019 - Trump's What?
- 10/13/2019 - Trump's Plan to Partition Syria Is Thwarted by Putin
- 10/11/2019 - Full Details on Today's Testimony by Our Former Ambassador to Ukraine; McAleenan Quits TrumpWorld; Shepard Smith Wants to Interview Jane Fonda
- 10/09/2019 - In Which We Explain Why There Is No Power Anymore in TrumpWorld
- 10/09/2019 - Trump's Stonewalling Tactics Are Fully Explained by a Descendant of General "Stonewall" Jackson
- 10/08/2019 - To Please Erdogan Even More, Trump Orders Deportation of Turkish Cleric Fethullah Gulen
- 10/06/2019 - Trump Taps Giuliani to Replace Branstad As Ambassador to China; Meet Our Newest Associate Solitary Reporter, Psychiatrist Daniel Morrison
- 10/03/2019 - Xi Jing-ping to Associate Solitary Reporter Ko Il-sun: "Hell No! I won't do Trump's dirt-digging!"
- 10/03/2019 - Trump Orders Acting Homeland Security Secretary to Build Physical Wall Around White House to Counter Impeachment Probe
- 10/01/2019 - Schiff Tells Associate Solitary Reporter Sherman Where The Whistleblower Will Be Questioned, But This Is Top Secret, Don't Tell Anyone
- 09/30/2019 - Moscow Mitch Pulls Plug on Previous Plan to Pull a Merrick Garland; Muzzling Rudy; Zelensky's Full-Blown Obsequiousness with Trump
- 09/30/2019 - Full Details on McConnell's Plan to Nix Impeachment Trial
- 09/28/2019 - Why Loudmouth Rudy Giuliani Won't Talk; Trump and the Volcker Rule
- 09/27/2019 - This is What They're Saying in Beijing About Trump
- 09/24/2019 - ASR Jones Watches As Trump Instructs Mulvaney to "Fix" Transcript of His Little Chat with Ukraine's President
- 09/24/2019 - Trump Grants Political Asylum to Boris Johnson
- 09/23/2019 - Trump Is Trumped by 16-Year Old at the UN; Boris Is Stranded on Crete; Colorado GOP Leader Blames Broncos' Loss on Democratic Governor
- 09/22/2019 - Why a Democrat Will Easily Carry Michigan and Its 16 Electoral "College" Votes Next Year
- 09/21/2019 - Why the Saudis' Military Could Not Protect the Kingdom from the Drone Attacks on Its Oil Production Facilities
- 09/20/2019 - We Identify The Whistleblower
- 09/18/2019 - Newsom, Becerra Are Sure to Defeat Trump on California's Fuel Standards
- 09/18/2019 - Why "Cokie" Roberts Wasn't "Nice" to Trump
- 09/17/2019 - Trump Awaits Instructions from Saudi Crown Prince, Tells Bibi Not to Worry
- 09/16/2019 - McConnell's Vetting Harvey Weinstein for SCOTUS
- 09/15/2019 - Trump's Takeover of the GOP; New Initiatives in Trump's Foreign Policy
- 09/14/2019 - How Netanyahu Treats His Close Personal Friend, Donald Trump
- 09/12/2019 - RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniel Demands Impeachment of Chief Justice Roberts
- 09/12/2019 - How Trump Will Keep Our Waterways "Crystal-Clean"
- 09/10/2019 - Mongolian President Won't Accept Bolton As Trump's Ambassador; Bolton to Sell His Tell-All Book to Breitbart News or The National Enquirer
- 09/10/2019 - Boris Johnson Joins Far-Right German Political Party; Falwell Junior Is Excommunicated
- 09/09/2019 - Extraction or Exfiltration, That's the Question
- 09/08/2019 - Biden Comes in Third in Politico Poll from New Hampshire; Schumer & Co. Blasted by Denver Dems for Endorsement of HIckenlooper
- 09/07/2019 - How Boris Johnson Plans to Make Lots of Money in His Soon-to-be Transatlantic Trade Deal with Trump
- 09/06/2019 - Trump's Sharpie Disaster
- 09/04/2019 - The UK's Chief Bully's Always Bad Hair Day; Williamson on Dorian; Trump Loses Another GOP Congressman
- 09/03/2019 - Texas Gov to Replace LaPierre at the NRA; Tea Party Senator Rand Paul Wants to Abolish the National Hurricane Center
- 09/02/2019 - Portugal Reclaims Macau from China
- 08/31/2019 - Iowa and New Hampshire Scrap Their First in the Nation Caucus and Primary
- 08/30/2019 - Trump's Personal Assistant Joins Us Here at AP
- 08/29/2019 - Boris Johnson's Coup, And What Associate Solitary Reporter and Labour MP Danielle Packwood Is Doing About It
- 08/28/2019 - William Barr Ain't Nothin' But a (Republican) Party Boy
- 08/26/2019 - Trump Won't Help Indonesia's President Move His Capital from Sinking Jakarta to Borneo
- 08/26/2019 - Bolsonaro's Fighting Forest Fires in the Amazon with Venezuelan Refugees; Trump and Zarif in Biarritz
- 08/24/2019 - Bolsonaro and Trump Meet Up in Biarritz
- 08/23/2019 - Two Big Liars, Bolsonaro and Trump; overstock.com's CEO's Resignation
- 08/21/2019 - What Trump Doesn't Get About the Voting Habits of American Jews
- 08/19/2019 - Trump, Fox News Heading for Divorce
- 08/15/2019 - Bibi Does Trump's Bidding by Barring Reps. Omar and Tlaib from Visiting; Hick Drops Out
- 08/13/2019 - Carrie Lam Begs Trump to Annex Hong Kong
- 08/12/2019 - Barr Is Appalling; Queen to Tell Johnson to Take Back Hong Kong
- 08/09/2019 - Mitch Still Stands Firmly Behind the NRA
- 08/08/2019 - Introducing Puerto Rico's Newest Governor; What You Need to Know About Sue Gordon
- 08/06/2019 - Amy McGrath Is Sure to Take Out McConnell
- 08/05/2019 - ASR Ko Il-sun Taken Into Custody in Beijing; Trump Wades Into Intractable Conflict Over Kashmir
- 08/02/2019 - What Makes Trump Happy and What Makes Him Unhappy
- 08/01/2019 - Why Trump Is Now Going After Andrew Yang
- 07/29/2019 - Why Trump's Nominee for DNI Director Won't Be Confirmed
- 07/26/2019 - We Here At AP Have Too Much Material; Rossello Says Trump Should Resign, Just As He Did
- 07/25/2019 - Barr Indicts Mueller for Failure to Adulate Trump
- 07/24/2019 - An This Is How Boris Johnson Can Make the UK Even Greater?
- 07/23/2019 - The UK's Next PM Is An American, and Many Consequences Flow From That
- 07/22/2019 - Two Perps, Epstein and Nader; Meet the British Socialite Who Connected Epstein With Trump
- 07/20/2019 - Sultan of Oman Will Dynamite 666 Acres of His Land to Accommodate Trump; Rand Paul's Ambitions
- 07/19/2019 - Why Trump Will Lose Minnesota in 2020; Sleepy Ben Carson Goes After Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti
- 07/17/2019 - Centennial State's Junior Senator Thinks He Can Win Re-election By Moving Bureau of Land Management HQ to Colorado
- 07/16/2019 - Trump's 2016 Campaign Manager Sits at the Very Top of Team Trump
- 07/15/2019 - House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy's Mistaken View About Elizabeth Warren and Facebook Regulation; One More GOP Free Pass for Trump
- 07/14/2019 - Politico's Jack Shafer on Trump's Rewrite of our Bill of Rights
- 07/14/2019 - Trump Jr Throws Red Meat to the Western Conservative Summit in Denver
- 07/12/2019 - Why Pence Is Glad to See Acosta Go; Plus, Pence Says Louisiana Has Nothing to Fear from Hurricane Barry
- 07/11/2019 - What to Expect from Today's Announcement from Trump on the Citizenship Question
- 07/10/2019 - Former Labor Department Lawyer Accosts Alex Acosta
- 07/10/2019 - Kim Darroch's Next Move
- 07/09/2019 - Why Theresa May Supports Jeremy Hunt to Succeed Her as Leader of the Conservative Party
- 07/08/2019 - Our Germophobe-in-Chief Needs Coaching About Airports in the Revolutionary War
- 07/07/2019 - Trump's Coming War Against Iran Runs Straight Into Budget Impasse
- 07/05/2019 - Why Congressman Justin Amash Is Making a Mash of the GOP
- 07/04/2019 - During His Military Parade Today, Trump Fires Ross, Then Tells Interior Secretary Bernhardt to Replace Lincoln's Statue With a Statue of Himself
- 07/02/2019 - What We Were Hoping Pence Would Do in New Hampshire
- 07/01/2019 - Trump's New Press Secretary Files Workers Compensation Claim Against Kim Jong-un
- 06/29/2019 - Associate Solitary Reporter Sheila Kenwood Describes Biden's Thursday Night Flub
- 06/26/2019 - Comcast CEO Resigns
- 06/25/2019 - Sweet Sixteen It Sure Wasn't; Duncan Hunter Admires Trump for Slamming Women
- 06/23/2019 - Trump, Kim Jong-un Exchange Love Letters
- 06/22/2019 - At Camp David, Trump Says He Wants to Make Iran (and North Korea) Great Again
- 06/22/2019 - Trump Will Name Tucker Carlson As His Next Secretary of Defense
- 06/20/2019 - Infamous Ten Commandments Judge Wants to Derail GOP Senate Prospects in Alabama
- 06/19/2019 - All You Need to Know About Hope Hicks' Testimony Today Before the House Judiciary Committee
- 06/19/2019 - At Huge Rally in Orlando, Trump Says He Wants Bolton to be His Secretary of Defense
- 06/18/2019 - Trump to RNC Chair: Send Russian Thugs to Blow Up The Orlando Sentinel
- 06/17/2019 - RBG Rebukes Virginia GOP on Gerrymandering, Plunging McConnell Into Deep Depression
- 06/16/2019 - Bibi Names Illegal Golan Settlement Trump Heights; Trump Livid at Bigtime Leak by Pollsters
- 06/14/2019 - Trump Taps Lawbreaker Kellyanne Conway to Succeed Huckabee Sanders
- 06/13/2019 - China Invades Hong Kong to Silence Protestors
- 06/13/2019 - Trump Admits He Needs Putin's Help in 2020
- 06/11/2019 - Dem Operative Asks John Dean to Run Against Trump; Gun Nuts in Colorado Pull Recall Petition Against Brave State Representative
- 06/10/2019 - Putin Gives Crimea to Xi
- 06/08/2019 - Why Did SCOTUS Allow Alabama to Keep Secret Pertinent Information About Its Execution of Christopher Price?
- 06/08/2019 - Trump and Mexico; Two Big Ships in the Pacific
- 06/07/2019 - Pelosi Explains Her Pragmatic Approach to Impeachment
- 06/06/2019 - Xi's Visit to Putin, Compared to Trump's Visit to Putin
- 06/03/2019 - At Buckingham Palace Banquet, Trump Demands that Queen Elizabeth Make Him the King of America
- 06/01/2019 - Trump Wants to Invade Guatemala
- 05/31/2019 - Putin Contradicts Trump
- 05/30/2019 - Mueller to Become a Trappist Monk
- 05/28/2019 - Who Will Be Denver's Next Mayor?
- 05/27/2019 - Trump Replaces Coats With Barr
- 05/26/2019 - Will Trump Wrestle With Sumo Champs Tomorrow to Show Off His Machismo? And Will Emperor Naruhito Confer on Him the Title of Emperor of the World?
- 05/22/2019 - Trump's HUD Secretary Lands With a Thud in Congressional Testimony
- 05/20/2019 - GOP Bad Boy Congressman Justin Amash Would Vote to Impeach Trump, Vows to Tap Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper As His VP
- 05/18/2019 - Denver's Mayor Is Running for President Against Buttigieg and de Blasio and Lots of Other Dems
- 05/17/2019 - How Trump Picks His ICE Director; de Blasio's In Way Late
- 05/14/2019 - Trump's Lovefest With Dictators, Viktor Orban Edition
- 05/12/2019 - Learn the Real Reason Why Giuliani Cancelled His Trip to the Ukraine
- 05/10/2019 - How Easy Would It Be for Xi Jingping to Send Trump Into Faraway Space?
- 05/09/2019 - LaPierre Congratulates the Two Teen Shooters at STEM Charter School South of Denver; Why Sen. Burr Won't Be Primaries (Maybe)
- 05/06/2019 - Trump on Maximum Security
- 05/04/2019 - Why Trump Knows Nothing At All About the May Fourth Movement in China
- 05/03/2019 - In Khartoum, Barr Learns How Omar al-Bashir Kept An Iron Grip on Sudan
- 04/30/2019 - In Which We Foretell the Fate of Michael Avenatti (Stormy Daniels' Lawyer)
- 04/30/2019 - "It's Trump's Taxes, Sarah!"
- 04/29/2019 - Bigtime Tweetstorm Between Kellyanne Conway and Dem Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC)
- 04/27/2019 - NRA Fires Both LaPierre and North
- 04/26/2019 - Trumpism, Not Measles, Is the Real Problem; What Russian Operative Maria Butina Really Thinks of Trump
- 04/25/2019 - Meet the Newest Entrant In the Crowded Dem Presidential Field: ASR Johanna Jones
- 04/24/2019 - Why Trump Won't Let His Minions Attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner; Trump Wants to Buy Twitter
- 04/21/2019 - Schiff, Romney Both Trump Giuliani
- 04/20/2019 - Isolationist Trump's Plans for Afghani Women After the Taliban Takes Over Afghanistan
- 04/19/2019 - LaPierre Rhapsodizes About Wannabe Columbine Shooter
- 04/19/2019 - Pence Stands By His Man
- 04/18/2019 - Barr Faces Disbarment Proceedings
- 04/16/2019 - Trump's Expertise in Fighting a Fire in a Church That Took Two Hundred Years to Build
- 04/15/2019 - Huckabee Sanders: "Mr. Trump is no racist, because he and Tiger Woods are best friends"
- 04/14/2019 - Our Own Susanna Sherman Convinces Barr to Just Say No to Nunes; More on the True Role of Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities
- 04/12/2019 - During His Nearly Seven Years in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, Assange Was a Really S____y Guest
- 04/11/2019 - Trump Welcomes Sudan's Dictator to Mar-a-Lago, Praises Barr; Assange Is Furious at Ecuador's President
- 04/09/2019 - Herman Cain Wants Trump to Forget All About Him As to Fed Nomination
- 04/08/2019 - Trump's in Jerusalem Holding a Big Big Rally with Bibi
- 04/08/2019 - Trump Vows to Replace Nielsen with Hard-Right Anti-Immigration Hardliner Stephen Miller
- 04/06/2019 - Trump Opines on the Therapeutic Effects of Wind Turbines
- 04/05/2019 - After Throwing His ICE Nominee Under the Bus, Trump Picks Arpaio
- 04/05/2019 - Our Hypocrite-in-Chief Says He's the Perfect Messenger Against Biden
- 04/03/2019 - Our Liar-in-Chief Says His Father Was Born in Germany
- 04/03/2019 - Hard Brexiteer Leaders Plan Destruction of the Chunnel
- 04/01/2019 - Trump Resigns, Just As Nixon Did; Meanwhile, In Ukraine, Comedian Wins First Round of Presidential Election
- 03/31/2019 - Trump, Mulvaney Put Prominent Trump Biographer Michael D'Antonio On Enemies List
- 03/30/2019 - Algeria's Autocratic President and Brunei's Sultan Are Ecstatic in Their Admiration of Trump
- 03/29/2019 - Queen Elizabeth Dissolves Parliament, Issues Royal Proclamation Returning the UK to Europe
- 03/28/2019 - Why Melania Won't Help Devastated Mozambique
- 03/27/2019 - Supreme Court Hears (And Rules On) Two Gerrymandering Cases
- 03/26/2019 - Why Trump Is Sure to Lose in 2020
- 03/25/2019 - For 2020, Trump Dumps Pence As Running Mate, Brings Putin Aboard
- 03/24/2019 - Trump Fires Barr for Failure of Complete Adulation
- 03/23/2019 - Why Kushner Is Vacationing in One of Israel's Luxury Hotels, Paid for by Netanyahu
- 03/21/2019 - Kushner to Trump: "Whenever you need a break from Washington, Bibi says you can always stay at his home in Jerusalem"
- 03/20/2019 - Trump Vows to Make Kellyanne Conway Divorce Her Husband
- 03/19/2019 - Why the Electoral College Is Outdated; Trump and Boeing; Roberts Calls Trump Malevolent
- 03/18/2019 - Retread GOP Pol Scott Brown Follows Trump's False Narrative About White Nationalism
- 03/16/2019 - Susan Collins Is Running Against Trump in the GOP Primary in 2020
- 03/13/2019 - Bomb Cyclone Pummels Manafort, With Help From Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. ; Solitary Reporter Recalls Dangerous Encounter With Manafort Several
- 03/12/2019 - How Huckabee Sanders Shows Her Total Reverence for Trump
- 03/10/2019 - We Celebrate George Conway's Calling Trump's America a Banana Republic
- 03/09/2019 - Why Trump Shouldn't Go to Europe
- 03/08/2019 - Trump Pardons Manafort After Reagan-Appointed Judge Gives Manafort A Really Light Sentence
- 03/07/2019 - Having Yelled About Trade Deficits in His Campaign, He's Just Made Our Trade Deficit Ever So Much Worse
- 03/06/2019 - Trump Tells Barr to Arrest Former Lawyer Cobb for Praising Mueller
- 03/05/2019 - Trump Tells FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to Revoke NPR's License
- 03/04/2019 - National Dems Demand Continuation of Mueller Investigation Into 2020, and Beyond
- 03/03/2019 - Trump, at CPAC, Taps Kushner As His Ambassador to Israel
- 02/28/2019 - Why Trump Left Hanoi, Having Accomplished Nothing
- 02/27/2019 - Full Details on Trump's Meeting Today With Kim Jongun
- 02/26/2019 - Why Trump & Co. Will Primary North Carolina's Senior Senator in 2020; Lady Gaga's Awful Outfit Bombs at Oscars
- 02/23/2019 - Michelle Obama Is Running for President
- 02/22/2019 - Why Trump Has Been Silent So Far On Arrest of White Nationalist Coast Guard Officer
- 02/21/2019 - Pope Francis Overturns Centuries of Catholic Dogma by Opening the Eucharist to All Christians
- 02/18/2019 - Congress Abolishes Presidents' Day; Trump Wants Hannity to be His UN Ambassador
- 02/16/2019 - Why El Paso County, Texas, Is Different Politically from El Paso County, Colorado
- 02/15/2019 - SCOTUS Orders Trump Deported to Mexico Because He Is Not A Citizen
- 02/14/2019 - On Valentine's Day, Why Maduro Has No Love for Elliott Abrams; And Why Manafort Has No Love for Judge Amy Berman Jackson; Trump to Be Arraigned before Judge Jac
- 02/13/2019 - Trump's Plan to Get His Wall Built with Lotsa Help from El Chapo; Nielsen Throws FEMA Director Brock Long Under the Bus
- 02/11/2019 - Trump Set to Invade Tonga As His Newest Distraction
- 02/11/2019 - AMA Prez Set to Expel Trump's WH Doc
- 02/08/2019 - Conway Descends on Whitaker Hearing
- 02/07/2019 - Trump's Close Personal Friend David Pecker Has Done It Again By Trying to Blackmail Bezos
- 02/05/2019 - ASR Smith Releases Draft of Trump's SOTU
- 02/02/2019 - Why Trump Insists That His Discredited WH Doc Conduct His Annual Physical on Friday
- 01/31/2019 - Nevada's Gov All Set to Sue Trump Over Illegal Plutonium Shipment
- 01/30/2019 - Judge at Stone's Arraignment Sends Him to Madame Tussauds
- 01/29/2019 - Maduro Jumps Over Trump's Fence at San Ysidro, In Full Pursuit of the American Dream
- 01/27/2019 - Trump Taps Wilbur Ross As His Newest In A Long Line of Communication Directors
- 01/26/2019 - Trump Leads Tour of White House Grounds as Stone Leaps from Bushes As Dylan Sings from "Rainy Day Women 12 & 35"
- 01/24/2019 - Pelosi Clobbered Trump on the Venue for his State of the Union, So Now He Wants to Invade Venezuela
- 01/23/2019 - Trump to Deliver State of the Union from Gitmo
- 01/21/2019 - Trump Dumps Pence for Ann Coulter
- 01/18/2019 - After Throwing Pelosi Off the Bus, Trump Undergoes Neurosurgery
- 01/17/2019 - Pelosi to Trump: Don't Even Bother to Give Your State of the Union Speech
- 01/15/2019 - Trump Fires Perry Because of Former Lone Star State's Governor to Build a Wall Between Brownsville and El Paso
- 01/14/2019 - Trump's At The Kremlin, Escaping From His Millions of American Critics
- 01/12/2019 - Unabomber and Blago Escape from Colorado Prisons; Pompeo in the Middle East
- 01/11/2019 - Cruz With Trump in McAllen; All 800,000 SOL Federal Employees Quit; Our Newest ASR Vets Cohen for Upcoming Blockbuster Testimony; Beto Introduces His Dental Hyg
- 01/10/2019 - Trump Will Soon Replace His Top Communications Guy, Bill Shine, With Sean Hannity
- 01/08/2019 - Mexico's New President Invites Trump to Meet Him in Tijuana
- 01/07/2019 - By Executive Fiat, Trump Extends Our Border With Mexico from Texas All the Way East to Mar-a-Lago
- 01/06/2019 - Trump Prepares to Send Romney to the Far Side of the Moon
- 01/06/2019 - Why Michigan Will Vote Solidly for the Democratic Presidential Nominee in 2020
- 01/05/2019 - Trump Vows to Send Romney to the Far Side of the Moon
- 01/03/2019 - Trump Forces His Very Reluctant Cabinet to Listen to Our Lier-in-Chief's Version of The Twelve Days of Christmas
- 01/01/2019 - Trump Spells Out His One Condition for Reopening the Government: Changing Forever the Face of Mount Rushmore, For the Worse
- 12/31/2018 - Trump Wails Like a Baby Inside Kushner's Wall As Trump Is Deserted by 'Most Everybody
- 12/29/2018 - Two Top GOP Congressman Close Books on HRC Investigation But Forget All About Manafort's Dealings with the Russians
- 12/28/2018 - Iraqi PM Wants Trump to Build A Wall Around Iraq to Keep Americans Out
- 12/27/2018 - After Lying to Our Soldiers in Iraq About How He's Increased Their Pay, Trump Will Visit The Ruins of Babylon Tomorrow, With Pence and Hannity
- 12/26/2018 - Iraqi President and Dem Leaders in DC Plan to Keep Trump in Iraq
- 12/25/2018 - Trump, Home Alone and in Deep Trouble, Is Visited by Home Alone Superstar Macaulay Culkin and Pope Francis
- 12/24/2018 - Trudeau Vows to Build a Beautiful Wall Between the US and Canada
- 12/23/2018 - Associate Solitary Reporter Sherman Reveals Identify of Secret Foreign Corporation Subpoenaed by Mueller
- 12/22/2018 - To Replace Mattis, Trump Taps Flynn After Pardoning Him, Because He Knows McConnell Will Get Him Confirmed
- 12/20/2018 - Why Melania Won't Be at Mar-a-Lago on Saturday with Putin and Assad
- 12/19/2018 - After Being Forced To Dissolve His Fake Foundation, Trump Rebukes Associate Solitary Reporter Johanna Jones for Asking Him When He Plans to Dissolve His White H
- 12/17/2018 - Whitaker Tasked With Taking All Merriam-Webster Dictionaries to Nielsen So She Can Torch Them And Save Her Job
- 12/16/2018 - Whitaker, Mulvaney, and Nielsen Close Federal Courthouse in DC
- 12/14/2018 - Cohen to Give Press Conference Today at Yankee Stadium; Trump Keeps His Chief of Staff in the Family; Melania's Whereabouts Uncertain
- 12/13/2018 - What A Name The National Enquirer's Owner Has --- And What He's Done With It!
- 12/12/2018 - Nancy Pelosi's the Smartest Mom In Washington; Trump's OCD's In Higher Level Gear Than Usual; Surgeon General Jerome Adams, An Anesthesiologist, Does the Necess
- 12/11/2018 - Yankees' President Randy Levine for Chief of Staff?
- 12/09/2018 - Nick Ayers Was Supposed to Be Trump's Next Chief of Staff, But Instead, He Went to Australia to Defile Ayers Rock (Uluru)
- 12/08/2018 - Pence Tells Associate Solitary Reporter Johanna Jones That He's Ready
- 12/07/2018 - Trump Celebrates Pearl Harbor Day By Telling Mattis to Nuke Kim Jongun
- 12/06/2018 - Scott Walker's On His Way to the GOP Graveyard
- 12/03/2018 - Xi to Trump: "On Christmas Day I'm invading Taiwan, and you can't do anything about it"; Netanyahu Imitates Trump's Corruption
- 12/01/2018 - In Buenos Aires, Trump Agrees to Sell Alaska to Putin for a hundred rubles; Melania Seeks Refuge in the Slovenian Embassy
- 11/30/2018 - Trump, Cohen Irrigate the Roof of Trump Tower in Manhattan
- 11/29/2018 - Because Pelosi Won't Yield, Trump's Going to Win in 2020
- 11/28/2018 - The Donald Has No Clothes, As Весельни́цкая And ASR Jones Are Well Aware
- 11/27/2018 - Chinese Scientist Won't Inoculate Trump
- 11/26/2018 - Mike Espy, A Very Experienced African American Politician, Is All Set to Win Tomorrow's Jungle Senate Primary in Mississippi
- 11/25/2018 - New Hampshire's Long-Serving and Very Powerful Secretary of State Is About to Be Booted Because of the Trump Effect
- 11/24/2018 - Trump Abolishes All Thirteen Federal Agencies Which Produced Damning Report on Global Warming and Its Consequences
- 11/22/2018 - Chief Justice Roberts and Special Counsel Mueller Depose Trump; Hillary Takes the Oath of Office; Melania Expresses Gratitude
- 11/21/2018 - Trump Fires CIA Director Gina Haspel, Tells McConnell to Get MbS Confirmed Quick Quick to Succeed Haspel As CIA Director
- 11/20/2018 - Trump Tells Chief Justice Roberts to Fire Judge Who Blocked His Asylum Order
- 11/18/2018 - Trump's New Title: Coward-in-Chief
- 11/17/2018 - Trump in Paradise
- 11/15/2018 - Hannity Quits Fox News; He and Trump Launch TrumpNews Corp.
- 11/13/2018 - Bolton Quits After Melania Insists That His Top Deputy Be Ousted
- 11/12/2018 - Trump's Definition of Freedom
- 11/11/2018 - Why Nancy Pelosi Will Be Upended Come January by Newly Elected Colorado Democratic Eritrean-American Congressman Joe Neguse
- 11/10/2018 - Newly Elected Eritrean-American Colorado Congressman Joe Neguse Will Be the House's Next Speaker
- 11/08/2018 - Justice Ginsburg's Broken Ribs Are Not the Result of an Accident
- 11/07/2018 - Trump Reinvents "shellacking" By Buying Up All Shellac Manufacturers; Will Fire Mueller Tomorrow
- 11/06/2018 - Zinke Will Soon Be Riding His Own Horse Back to Montana
- 11/04/2018 - How Morally Unkempt Brian Kemp Hopes to Steal the Georgia Governor's Race from Stacey Abrams
- 11/03/2018 - Because the GOP Is the Second Amendment Party, the Dems Will Soon Control the House
- 10/31/2018 - ASR Melissa Smith Predicts Complete Victory for Dems on Tuesday
- 10/29/2018 - Trump Calls Brazil's Extreme-Right President-Elect to Congratulate Him on His Victory
- 10/28/2018 - Trump Is Furious at Border Patrol Union Endorsement of Three Endangered Senate Dems
- 10/26/2018 - How DHS Secretary Nielsen Hopes to Keep Trump from Firing Her
- 10/25/2018 - Our Board Here At Apocryphal Press Urges Pulitzer Prize for Politico's Rustaccia and Orr
- 10/23/2018 - In Riyadh, MbS Tells Mnuchin He Won't Sell Oil to US Any Longer
- 10/22/2018 - Does Anybody Really Think That Ted Cruz Is Beautiful?
- 10/20/2018 - After Praising Montana Republican Congressman for Slugging a Reporter, Trump Tells FBI to Round Up All Reporters Who Disrespect Him
- 10/19/2018 - Bolton Is Trump's Newest Chief of Staff as DHS Sec Nielsen Quits
- 10/17/2018 - What Trump Told Pompeo to Say to Crown Prince MBS; Pence Will Be in Denver Tomorrow, But Only to Raise Big Bucks for Trump's PAC
- 10/16/2018 - Mnuchin the Only American Still Planning to Attend Davos in the Desert Conference in Saudi Arabia
- 10/15/2018 - After Taping of 60 Minutes, Trump Tells Lesley Stahl That Hurricane Michael Never Happened
- 10/13/2018 - Trump Praises Robert E. Lee After Hosting Kanye; Update on Saudi-US Relations After Khashoggi Disappearance
- 10/12/2018 - Taylor Swift Endorsement Guarantees that Schumer Will Be Senate Majority Leader in January
- 10/10/2018 - Graham's Ready to Be Trump's AG; Trump Guarantees a Democratic Win in Colorado
- 10/09/2018 - ASR Kheroshonsky Urges Trump to Replace Nikki Haley With Sergei Lavrov
- 10/09/2018 - Do Trump's Personal Lawyers Giuliani and Sekulow Engage in Unethical Conduct?
- 10/06/2018 - As He Is Sworn in to SCOTUS, Kavanaugh Announces He'll Campaign with Trump Until November 6; Susan Rice May Take On Sen. Collins
- 10/05/2018 - Montana's Republican Senator Tells ASRs Smith and Coleman He'll Skip Tomorrow's Kavanaugh Vote and Stay at his Daughter's Wedding
- 10/03/2018 - Trump vs. The New York Times (A Continuing Narrative)
- 10/01/2018 - Why Melania Is Not In Cameroon, and Why Trump Is Not In Ottawa
- 09/30/2018 - "Free Rein" and Trump's Reign of Terror on American Democracy, and An Update On What the FBI Is Doing
- 09/28/2018 - Jeff Flake's One Brief Shining Moment; Good News from ASR Smith
- 09/26/2018 - Tiffany Trump, Trump Jr., and Eric Buy the UN With Plans to Take It Down; More on Tomorrow's Senate Judiciary Committee Hearing
- 09/25/2018 - Cosby Judge Sentences Trump to An Equivalent Term
- 09/25/2018 - Did Rosenstein Really Say He Would Wear a Wire on Trump?
- 09/23/2018 - Trump Jr. Reveals His Profound Understanding of Anarchy
- 09/22/2018 - Why Kavanaugh's Going Down
- 09/19/2018 - Why Bolton Quit as Trump's National Security Advisor
- 09/18/2018 - Bigtime Global Warming Denier Jim Inhofe Visits Wilmington; Trump Throws Kavanaugh Under the Bus and Nominates Anita Hill
- 09/14/2018 - Trump Pardons Manafort; Then, in North Carolina, Says Hurricane Florence Is Fake News Created by Democrats
- 09/12/2018 - The Families of All the Nearly 3,000 Puerto Ricans Who Died Last Year in Hurricane Maria Give Thanks to the Almighty Trump
- 09/11/2018 - Trump Found Stranded on the Great Pacific Plastic Garbage Patch
- 09/09/2018 - Why Trump Wanted to Invade Venezuela
- 09/08/2018 - AP Arranges Meeting Between Cardinal Vigano and ASR Jones
- 09/07/2018 - Trump Is Counting on Kavanaugh to Deliver Him from Certain Impeachment
- 09/06/2018 - Associate Solitary Reporter Johanna Jones is the Mole in the White House
- 09/05/2018 - Meet the New QB for the Denver Broncos
- 09/04/2018 - Surprise Witness Appears At Start of Kavanaugh Hearing
- 09/03/2018 - How Trump Has Broken His Promises to American Workers
- 09/02/2018 - Where Was Trump Yesterday During Sen. McCain's Memorial Service?
- 09/01/2018 - Betsy DeVos Loves the NRA, So She'll Do Anything LaPierre Asks Her To Do
- 08/30/2018 - Why the Dems Will Recapture the Senate in November
- 08/29/2018 - Why White House Counsel Don McGahn Will Be Able to Breathe More Easily, Pretty Soon
- 08/27/2018 - Arizona Gov's Dilemma: Should He Appoint Dan Quayle or Sarah Palin to Succeed Sen. McCain?
- 08/25/2018 - Trump Names Himself the Only RNC Superdelegate, Then Lambastes Kasich
- 08/24/2018 - Our Enquiry About Peckers
- 08/23/2018 - Putin Grants Manafort Political Asylum
- 08/21/2018 - Trump, Mueller Meet in Salem
- 08/20/2018 - Who's Gonna End the SCOTUS Wars?
- 08/19/2018 - Truthfully, Giuliani Knows Lots About Truth
- 08/18/2018 - New Hampshire's GOP Gov Admits That Trump Is Extremely Erratic
- 08/02/2018 - Ivanka Pushes Back Against Trump's Family Separation Policy; Mnuchin Becomes a Democrat
- 08/01/2018 - Timeline for the End of Trump's Political Career
- 07/31/2018 - McConnell's Wall Will Trump Trump's Wall
- 07/30/2018 - Partial Details About Today's Mancin-Kavanaugh Sitdown; Mueller Visits Trump In His Bedroom
- 07/29/2018 - Trump Refuses to Congratulate Pakistan's New Prime Minister
- 07/27/2018 - As Trump Crows About Numbers and Trade, Cohen Trades for His Freedom
- 07/25/2018 - Trump Elaborates on Putin's Forthcoming Visit to the White House, But Is Incensed at Criticism by Wisconsin's Senior Senator, Republican Ron Johnson
- 07/24/2018 - Our Our Most Insecure Ever POTUS Prepares for Fascist Rule By Threatening to Revoke Security Clearances for His Fiercest and Most Intelligent Critics
- 07/22/2018 - Where Will Dan Coats Be Between Now and the Midterms? And, Carter Page and Maria Butina Are Warmly Greeted at the Kremlin by Putin
- 07/21/2018 - Giuliani Does It Again As Trump Erupts in Yet Another Angry Tweet About How Michael Cohen Betrayed Him
- 07/19/2018 - Stormy Daniels Visits Maria Butina at Undisclosed Location
- 07/18/2018 - What's In the Secret Military Deal that Trump Made with Putin?
- 07/16/2018 - Full Details of Trump-Putin Meeting in Helsinki
- 07/15/2018 - Macron, Putin Revisit the Napoleonic Wars as Macron Celebrates France's Victory Over Croatia in the World Cup
- 07/14/2018 - How Trump's Visit to the UK Resembled the Storming of the Bastille; Fake News Association Is Announced at the White House
- 07/13/2018 - Tea Party Congressman Louie Gohmert Takes Top Prize for Inanity as GOP Fails to Phase Defiant FBI Agent Peter Strzok; May Gives Trump the Boot
- 07/12/2018 - Perez Taps Strzok As His Deputy
- 07/11/2018 - In Spat With Merkel, Trump Leaves NATO
- 07/10/2018 - Why Ken Starr and Bush Two Are Both Very Happy Today
- 07/08/2018 - Kim Jong-un's 30-Year Old Younger Sister Comments on Pompeo's Recent Chat in Pyongyang
- 07/07/2018 - Poland's President Advises Trump How to Take Over SCOTUS
- 07/06/2018 - Pruitt Is Stapleton's Pick for Lieutenant Governor
- 07/05/2018 - Avenatti Plans Statue of Mostly Naked Stormy Daniels to Replace Lady Liberty
- 07/04/2018 - Pruitt Insists on Marching in Denver's Best Fourth of July Parade
- 07/03/2018 - Colorado GOP Gubernatorial Nominee Walker Stapleton Picks Fierce Anti-Immigrant Colleague Tom Tancredo as His Running Mate
- 07/01/2018 - Trump's Version of Congressional Immigration Truth
- 06/30/2018 - Trying to Deal with Kim Jong-un, Pompeo Makes Astonishing Move that Comes Back and Bites Him
- 06/29/2018 - Freedom Caucus Heavy Jim Jordan 's Personal Attack Against Rosenstein Precipitates Kelly Into Resigning
- 06/28/2018 - Why Nobody Should Pay Any Attention At All to Trump's SCOTUS Shortlist
- 06/27/2018 - Trump Nominates Giuliani to Supreme Court to Succeed Justice Kennedy
- 06/26/2018 - Judge Ex Decorum Ipsa Overrules Today's SCOTUS Decision Upholding Trump's Muslim Travel Ban
- 06/25/2018 - Wisconsin Voters, What Were You Thinking?
- 06/23/2018 - Trump Throws Ryan & Co. Under the Bus As We Hurtle Headlong Into the Midterms
- 06/22/2018 - Melania Launches New Line of Clothing
- 06/21/2018 - Democratic Version of Trump's Executive Order in Which He Caved In On Separating Children from Their Parents at the Border
- 06/20/2018 - Trump Fires Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, Taps Lewandoswki to Succeed Her After Lewandowski's "Womp Womp" Comment
- 06/19/2018 - Trump, Kim Jong-un Meet for Second Summit in Nogales
- 06/18/2018 - Why A Wealthy Democratic Congressman from Boulder Will Not Be Elected Governor
- 06/17/2018 - Why Trump Won't Get His Wall: GOP Sen. Shelley Moore Capito Will Make Him Capitulate
- 06/16/2018 - Melania Gives Pep Talk to Border Control Agents Who Separate Refugee Children from their Mothers; Sessions' Pastor Gives Him Stern Rebuke
- 06/15/2018 - ASRs Jones and Sherman Unearth Justice Department Inspector General's Draft Letter to Ryan, Dated November 30, 2016
- 06/14/2018 - Trump Demands That Sessions Defend Him Against New York Attorney General's Lawsuit Against His Phony Foundation
- 06/13/2018 - After Trump Once Again Alienates Allies, Pompeo Resigns
- 06/12/2018 - What Really Happened on Sentosa Island
- 06/11/2018 - Trump Lavishes Praise on SCOTUS Ruling Disenfranchising Voters
- 06/10/2018 - Trump vs. Trudeau
- 06/09/2018 - Trump Leaves G-7 Meet Early for His Photo-op with Kim Jong-un, Accompanied by Putin
- 06/06/2018 - Colorado Baker Who Refused to Make a Wedding Cake for a Gay Couple Tapped to Run Focus on the Family, Will Run for Governor as a Republican in 2022 Against Demo
- 06/04/2018 - Giuliani Shoots Comey
- 06/03/2018 - North Korea Insists That Somebody Else Pay for Kim Jong-un's Hotel in Singapore, But He'll Have to Stay in a Hastily Built Homeless Shelter
- 06/02/2018 - LaPierre Shows in Denver; Sessions Tries to Advise Trump on When to Shut Up; Canada to Build Wall
- 06/01/2018 - Trump to Revive The Apprentice, With Kim Jong-un As His First Guest; Cat Fight Outside the White House Between Roseanne and Samantha Bee
- 05/31/2018 - Cohen to Trump: "Pardon Me!"; Boehner on the Trump Party
- 05/30/2018 - Trump Taps Roseanne As State Department's Next Protocol Officer
- 05/29/2018 - Kim Jong-un's Top Spy Meets Up With UN Secretary General Guterres to Discuss Trump's Spygate Narrative
- 05/28/2018 - If Trump Had Been in Macron's Place, Mamoudou Gassama Would Already Be Back in Impoverished Mali; Three Walls
- 05/27/2018 - How the Indy 500 Makes America Great Again; Giuliani Quits, Will Run Against Cuomo; Flake Picks Mancin as his Veep; Trump's Newest Casino, Guess Where
- 05/26/2018 - Trump Buys ZTE From Xi
- 05/25/2018 - Why John Bolton Is Really, Really Happy; Update on Harvey Weinstein
- 05/23/2018 - Trump Orders Elaborate Going Away Party at Mar-a-Lago for Michael Cohen Before His Sing Sing Incarceration
- 05/22/2018 - Trump's DHS Secretary Prepares for Putin's Takeover of Whatever Trump Can't Figure Out
- 05/20/2018 - Why Trump Loves to Hate His Own FBI; Colorado's Leading Republican Gubernatorial Candidate Caught in a Little White Lie
- 05/17/2018 - Huckabee Sanders: Mueller Won't Indict Trump, but One of Mueller's Top Lawyers Knows Otherwise
- 05/15/2018 - SCOTUS OKs Sports Gambling While Failing to Note the Huge Gamble Voters Took in 2016; Commerce Sec'y Quits Over ZTE Scandal; Missouri Gov Gets Free Pass
- 05/14/2018 - Netanyahu Appoints Kushner As His Ambassador to Trumpland
- 05/12/2018 - Trump Tastes Weed at Rose Gaden Event
- 05/11/2018 - Grassley to Trump: "Put me on the Supreme Court"; Trump Wants Kelly Sadler at State; LaPierre Is Ecstatic
- 05/10/2018 - To Get Cohen Away from Mueller, Trump Sends Him to Netanyahu to Protect the Golan Heights
- 05/09/2018 - Gloating About His Victory Yesterday in West Virginia, Trump Offers to Send Blankenship and Schneiderman In Exchange for Kim Jong-un's Release of Three American
- 05/08/2018 - Trump Makes Giuliani Go To West Virginia; Schneiderman Resignation
- 05/07/2018 - Trump Will Take the Fifth During Mueller Interrog; Haspel Will Go Back to Torture Work; Denaturalization Proceedings Coming Soon For Chao
- 05/06/2018 - Trump's Choice to Fill the Vacancy at the VA: Kanye West
- 05/05/2018 - At NRA Convention in Dallas, Trump Dumps Pence for LaPierre
- 05/04/2018 - Why Wasn't Stormy Daniels At Trump's Side Yesterday During the National Day of Prayer?
- 05/03/2018 - Sessions OKs Mueller Indictment of Trump; Latest News from Armenia
- 05/02/2018 - Dr. Harold Bornstein, Trump's Doc From 1980 to 2017, Really Really Wants His Job Back, Only That Ain't Gonna Happen
- 05/01/2018 - Mueller's Getting Closer and Closer; McConnell and his Arch-Nemesis, West Virginia Senate Candidate Don Blankenship
- 04/30/2018 - Who's Filthier, Michelle Wolf or Trump?
- 04/28/2018 - LaPierre Flees to Moscow, Where Putin Grants Him Political Asylum, Only He Has to Room With Snowden
- 04/27/2018 - Sen. Tester Tests Trump
- 04/26/2018 - Kim III, Trump in Bed Together
- 04/26/2018 - Trump Welcomes Kim Jongun to His Bed
- 04/25/2018 - Eat Your Heart Out, Ronny Jackson; Colorado Congressman Doug Lamborn -- He Politically Dead
- 04/24/2018 - Iran's Foreign Minister Speaks Better English Than Does Trump; LaPierre Congratulates Waffle House Shooter for Protecting Our Liberties
- 04/22/2018 - Scott Pruitt Celebrated Earth Day By Plotting His Political Future with the Koch Brothers
- 04/20/2018 - Unruly Rudy Giuliani Joins Trump's Team of Bulldogs In Vain Effort to Stay in Office
- 04/19/2018 - Raul Castro Tells San Antonio's Castro Twins That They are Fidel's Illegitimate Sons; Cornyn et al. Are Not So Sure About Trump in 2020
- 04/18/2018 - Why Trump Filed for an Extension on His Taxes; Plus, CNN's Gloria Borger Gives Him a New Title: Lawyer-in-Chief
- 04/17/2018 - Hannity, Huckabee Sanders To Trade Places
- 04/16/2018 - After Comey Says Trump Is "Morally Unfit to be President," Trump Appeals to Rev. Jerry Falwell Jr.
- 04/14/2018 - Trump Abandons America Firstism by Somehow Persuading May and Macron to Go in With Him Against Assad; ASR Jones Has Long Conversation with Him About the Mission
- 04/12/2018 - Presidents of Peru and Columbia Praise Trump for Cancelling Trip; Zuckerberg Survives Two Days of Testimony with Actor Jesse Eisenberg at His Side; Sessions Off
- 04/10/2018 - Trump Appoints His Pit Bull Lawyer, Michael Cohen, to the Supreme Court
- 04/09/2018 - Bolton's About to Lose His Mustache
- 04/08/2018 - After Assad's Most Recent Deadly Chemical Attack on Innocent Civilians, The Scales on Trump's Eyes As to Putin Have Finally Fallen Off, and John Kelly Has to De
- 04/05/2018 - Border Patrol Handcuffs Mexico's President, Enrique Peña Nieto, but Texas Governor Greg Abbott Sends His Texas Rangers to Free Him, Then Treats Him to a Texas-S
- 04/03/2018 - The Secret Owner of Sinclair Broadcasting Is...
- 04/02/2018 - Trump's On The Attack Once Again (When Is He Not?)
- 03/31/2018 - EPA's Pruitt and His Plan to Succeed Sessions
- 03/29/2018 - Trump's Pick to Run the VA Tells All About Trump's Privates
- 03/28/2018 - Let's Celebrate Lawyers Who Represent Unsavory People
- 03/27/2018 - H.R. McMaster Explains Trump's Dereliction of Duty
- 03/26/2018 - Why Trump Expelled Sixty Russian Diplomats
- 03/25/2018 - Trump Has No Real Allies Any More; Pence Prepares to Replace MAGA With "Christ Rules"
- 03/24/2018 - How Trump Celebrated the March for Our Lives
- 03/23/2018 - The Firer-in-Chief Does It Again; McMaster Out, Bolton In; $1.3 Trillion Budget Bill Almost Vetoed After It Was Rammed Through Congress in Virtual Secrecy
- 03/22/2018 - Trump Fires McMaster After Putin Leak; Ryan and McConnell Keep Hiding the Ball; the Danger of Kim Jong-un Dropping Trump to the Floor Using His Expertise in Tae
- 03/21/2018 - Exclusive Report on Trump's Private Meeting With Saudi Crown Prince: Trump Gives Mohammed bin Salman Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal for His Harem
- 03/19/2018 - Mueller Subpoenas Trump's Digital Guru, Cambridge Analytica, and Zuckerberg, and, for Good Measure, Tells Kelly et al. to Fire Rosenstein
- 03/18/2018 - Putin's Plans for Cambridge Analytica
- 03/17/2018 - Sessions' Latest Contribution to the Public Good
- 03/15/2018 - Tillerson Now Happy; LaPierre Is Upended; Pelosi to Quite As Minority Leader
- 03/14/2018 - Trump Gets Putin to Save His Butt in Contested Pennsylvania Election
- 03/12/2018 - DeVos Wouldn't Think of Offending the NRA
- 03/11/2018 - At Trump's Rally Yesterday in Pennsylvania, Stormy Daniels Propositions Trump on Stage, but Trump Blames It All on the DNC
- 03/10/2018 - Trump Hires Expelled Colorado Legislator
- 03/09/2018 - 김정은 Tells ASR Ko-Ilsun His Preconditions for Meeting With Trump
- 03/08/2018 - California Launches Plan to Secede
- 03/07/2018 - Stormy Daniels' Lawsuit Against Trump Presages His Downfall, As Cohn Quits, and Conway Is a Lawbreaker
- 03/06/2018 - Trump Set to Leave the GOP to Establish The America First Party; Former Trump Campaign Aide Sam Nunberg (Who?) Grabs Headlines
- 03/05/2018 - Mueller Is Now Investigating Netanyahu
- 03/04/2018 - After Starting Trade War With the EU Just to Save a House Seat in Pennsylvania, Trump Calls for Constitutional Convention To Make Himself President for Life, In
- 03/03/2018 - Expelled Colorado Lawmaker Steve Lebsock Snags Trump's Endorsement for Colorado State Treasurer
- 03/01/2018 - Sessions' IG Issues Interim Report; LaPierre's Latest; Will Hicks Marry Porter?
- 03/01/2018 - Sessions' Inspector General Concludes that Neither Former Seg Sessions Nor Mueller Did Anything Wrong, Except Mueller Should Have Indicted Trump By Now; Will Ho
- 02/28/2018 - Netanyahu Hires Kushner As His Top Foreign Policy Adviser
- 02/27/2018 - Trump Calls for All Federal Courts to Disappear; Lambasts SCOTUS Over DACA Ruling; Ivanka Resigns
- 02/26/2018 - Trump Is Preparing for Kushner to Succeed Him in 2029
- 02/24/2018 - How Soon Will Trump Pardon Manafort and Gates?
- 02/23/2018 - LaPierre Sings the Praises of Nikolas Cruz
- 02/20/2018 - Why Would Trump Attend the Gridiron Club Dinner, And Other Important Questions
- 02/19/2018 - NRA Vows to Primary Trump in 2020
- 02/17/2018 - In a Sealed Indictment, Mueller Charges Putin; Tillerson Resigns
- 02/16/2018 - White House Staff All Looking for Other Jobs, With No Success
- 02/13/2018 - With Kelly Gone, Trump Promotes Sarah Huckabee Sanders to Chief of Staff; Kellyanne Conway Replaces Huckabee Sanders as WH Press Secretary; FBI Director Christo
- 02/10/2018 - Trump, Kim Jong-un Weigh in on Next Olympic Venues
- 02/09/2018 - High Midnight at the Capitol; Trump Chastised by Conway
- 02/08/2018 - Evangelical Trump Supporter Gloria Copeland Says "Jesus is our flu shot," and Praises Trump for Hiring Wife Beater Rob Porter
- 02/07/2018 - Trump Explains Real Reason for Promoting Government Shutdown
- 02/06/2018 - With Help from Carter Page, Trump Redefines Treason; Correction Noted As to the Denver Broncos' Super Bowl Efforts
- 02/05/2018 - Patriots' Super Bowl Loss A Bad Omen for Trump
- 02/04/2018 - Trump to Replace Wray with Nunes
- 02/03/2018 - McCain: Nunes, and Carter Page, Should Both Be Sent to One of Putin's Gulags
- 02/01/2018 - Trump: "That garbage truck driver in Virginia had to be an illegal;" Desperately Wants to Fire Rosenstein Ahead of Firing Mueller; Why Pelosi Is Smiling
- 01/31/2018 - Trump's Plan to Repopulate Gitmo
- 01/29/2018 - Preview of Trump's SOTU
- 01/27/2018 - Trump Tries to Save Casino Magnate's Butt
- 01/26/2018 - Mueller's Getting Closer and Closer; Trump Leaves Europe Quick Quick
- 01/25/2018 - Trump's New HHS Sec Delivers on His Promise to Provide Him With Psychmeds; Mnuchin, A Mere Flunky of A Week President, Extols the Weak Dollar
- 01/24/2018 - Transcript of Mueller-Sessions Interview
- 01/22/2018 - Bangladesh's PM Lambasts Trump for Defaming Dhaka
- 01/21/2018 - Read All About It Here! Trump Tower in Manhattan is Gone; Statue of Liberty Crashes
- 01/20/2018 - Schumer's Plan to Send Trump Back to School
- 01/18/2018 - Further Evidence That Trump Doesn't Give a S__T
- 01/15/2018 - See How Trump Honors MLK's Legacy, and Also Why Kim Jong-un Is Happy
- 01/14/2018 - Trump's Thinking About Giving Hawaii to Xi Jinping
- 01/13/2018 - Norway's Parliament Passes Law Forbidding Trump from Ever Visiting
- 01/10/2018 - Bannon To Take Over Limbaugh's Radio Show; Grassley Tells Trump to Make Sessions Indict Feinstein
- 01/09/2018 - How Can This Be? Trump Was In El Salvador Today; Kaine to ASR Smith: "I am a much better candidate than Oprah!"
- 01/07/2018 - Trump Is Booed And Hissed By the Apple Store Genius Bar In Denver
- 01/04/2018 - Bannon Launches New Political Party, With Considerable Help from Richard Spencer
- 01/03/2018 - Trump to Mattis: "Invade the DMZ, Then the Panama Canal"
- 01/02/2018 - Supreme Leader د علی حسینی خامنهای Orders Nuclear Attack on UN; Kim Jong-un's Visit, Next Month, to PyeongChang
- 01/01/2018 - Best 2018 Predictions, Brought to You by The Dallas Morning News' Carl Leubsdorf
- 12/30/2017 - Our Best Posts In 2017
- 12/30/2017 - Putin Tells All
- 12/27/2017 - Peeved That He Might Not Be Invited to Prince Harry's Wedding, Trump Breaks Relations with UK
- 12/25/2017 - Presbyterian Leaders Preach to Trump; Elway Denies Rumor That He Wants to Hire Ted Cruz As His Starting Quarterback
- 12/23/2017 - Trump Lashes out at Miss America Pageant; Ivanka Praises the ACA
- 12/22/2017 - As Trump Passes Through Life, He'll Soon Announce that He'll Buy the UN
- 12/19/2017 - Ryan & Co. Pass Big Tax Bill to Benefit the Wealthy While Hurting the Poor and the Middle Class, As They Head Us Straight Into a Government Shutdown
- 12/18/2017 - Judge Moore Blames Atlanta Airport Shutdown on Trump's Transportation Secretary
- 12/17/2017 - How One Courageous Evangelical Leader Will Help Take Down Trump; ASR Jones Endorses Cary Kennedy for Governor of Colorado
- 12/15/2017 - Trump Gets to Have His Pai and Eat It Too
- 12/14/2017 - Senator-elect Jones Joins Mueller's Team
- 12/09/2017 - Moore Joins Trump at Pensacola Rally On Eve of Alabama's Special Election
- 12/07/2017 - National Academy of Sciences President's Suggestion for Where Trump, McConnell, Ryan & Meadows Can Put the Upcoming Government Shutdown
- 12/06/2017 - Netanyahu Accepts Trump's Invitation to Move Israel's Capital to Trump Tower
- 12/05/2017 - Lewandowski and Manafort Are Not Friends; Difference Between Franken and Moore Explained
- 12/04/2017 - Trump has worms…
- 12/04/2017 - Lots to Report on Today, AP Fans: ASR Sherman at SCOTUS on New Jersey Gambling Law; Billy Bush Does the Right Thing; Why Trump Wants to Keep Hatch in the Senate
- 12/02/2017 - McConnell and Friends Receive New Nobel Prize for Hypocrisy
- 11/30/2017 - Solitary Reporter To Crash Trump's Christmas Party
- 11/29/2017 - Trump Fires Tillerson, Names Mulvaney As Acting Secretary of State
- 11/27/2017 - Trump's Border Patrol Hires Oakland Raiders' Receiver Michael Crabtree
- 11/27/2017 - Trump's Border Patrol Hires Raiders' Michael Crabtree to Head Special Violent Operations Unit; Crabtree's First Assignment Is To Capture the Denver Broncos' Aqi
- 11/26/2017 - "Time Goes By So Slowly, And Time Can Do So Much"
- 11/24/2017 - Trump Orders Tillerson to Grab Gulen in the Poconos and Take Him to Erdogan
- 11/23/2017 - USA to Trump: "No thanks"
- 11/21/2017 - Trump Goes After Harvard; Latest News from Mar-a-Lago, Harare, and Pyongyang
- 11/18/2017 - Why Angela Merkel Really Is the Leader of the Free World; More Male Sexism Revealed for What It Really Is
- 11/17/2017 - Christie Demands That Trump Fire Sessions and Make Him Attorney General
- 11/16/2017 - In Alabama, Republican Politicians Sure Do Love Sex
- 11/15/2017 - Kim Jong-un Grants Mugabe Political Asylum
- 11/14/2017 - Pence: "Regulations aren't in the Gospels, which is why there shouldn't be any federal regulations"
- 11/13/2017 - McConnell Is Very Anxious About Having Alabama's Doug Jones As a Colleague
- 11/12/2017 - Trump's Difficult Relationship with Reality
- 11/11/2017 - Kushner Tells ASR Jones That He Had Putin's Thugs Capture the Former Prime Minister of Lebanon and Send Him to Iran
- 11/09/2017 - Trump to Xi: "You can have both Taiwan and North Korea"
- 11/08/2017 - ASR Jones' Completely Accurate Account of Trump's Speech in Seoul
- 11/07/2017 - LaPierre Is Thrilled About Sutherland Springs, But Mattis Is Miserable
- 11/07/2017 - Energy Sec Perry Does Trump's Bidding on Coal; Saudi Crown Prince Salman Emulates Xi in Consolidating Power in One Man
- 11/05/2017 - Trump and Kim III To Meet On Top of North Korean Mountain
- 11/04/2017 - Why Trump Is Fleeing to Asia
- 11/03/2017 - Another Totally Boring Day in the White House
- 11/01/2017 - Why Ways and Means Chairman Kevin Brady Is Keeping a Tight Lid on His Tax "Reform" Proposal
- 10/31/2017 - Trump Vows to Fire Mueller Even If He Sends Tony Podesta to The Big Pen; Trumpite Tom Tancredo Running for Gov of Colorado Against Cary Kennedy
- 10/29/2017 - Manafort Flees to Moscow; Trump Tells Sessions to Fire Mueller Unless He Drops Charges Against Flynn and Manafort
- 10/28/2017 - Trump Praises President Jimmy Carter
- 10/26/2017 - ASR Smith Asks Elizabeth Warren to Plant a Big Sloppy Wet Kiss on Mnuchin's Cheek
- 10/24/2017 - Why Flake Called It Quits Today
- 10/23/2017 - Military Voters: "When we voted for Trump, we didn't realize what we were signing up for"
- 10/22/2017 - DNC Confers Lifetime Achievement Award On Trump's Nemesis, Congresswoman Frederica Wilson
- 10/21/2017 - Trump Endorses Independence For Catalonia; Is Said To Consider Favoring Independence for Kurdistan
- 10/19/2017 - As W Says, There Is A Reason
- 10/18/2017 - What The Hell Is Our Military Doing In Niger?
- 10/17/2017 - California's Democratic Gov Tubes Effort to Make Trump Disclose His Tax Returns
- 10/16/2017 - Kelly To Return Soon To His Old Job At DHS
- 10/13/2017 - Collins Set to Remain in Senate; AMA to Launch Campaign to Impeach Trump; 김정은 and Trump Will Meet Mano a Mano on Guam
- 10/11/2017 - Kushner Now At Breitbart With Bannon
- 10/11/2017 - Kelly's Close Study of T.S. Eliot's Four Quartets Helps Him Protect Our Nation From Disaster
- 10/10/2017 - Trump Will Appoint Pruitt To Justice Kennedy's Vacancy; Corker Is Now a Democrat
- 10/08/2017 - Trump Tells ASR Jones He Envies Harvey Weinstein's Sexual Prowess
- 10/07/2017 - LaPierre And His Bump Stock Proposal
- 10/05/2017 - Solitary Reporter Foments Political Insurrection in Maine
- 09/27/2017 - Strange Is On His Way Back to the Heart of Dixie; Ecstatic Judge Moore: "The South Will Rise Again!"; McConnell Despondent As Bannon Exults
- 09/26/2017 - On Scale of Minus Ten to Plus Ten, Trump's Approval Rating Is Minus Twenty
- 09/25/2017 - Trump Adds Stephen Curry and Von Miller to His Travel Ban, Praises Alternative for Germany Party
- 09/24/2017 - Trump Sends Price to Pyongyang to Violate His Hippocratic Oath
- 09/23/2017 - Trump: "McCain's a dotard"
- 09/23/2017 - McCain Flips; Dems Retake Senate
- 09/21/2017 - Seoul Is Evacuated
- 09/19/2017 - Ten Commandments Judge Roy Moore Vows to Found the Roy Moore Theocratic Party After His Election to the Senate
- 09/17/2017 - NYSE CEO Williams Campaigns Hard As Trump Surrogate for Alabama's Sen. Strange Against Judge Moore
- 09/16/2017 - California Secedes, Making Sessions Happy
- 09/14/2017 - Trump Says He Will Allow Twelve Rohingya Refugees In; ASR Jones Is, Once Again, Tossed On the White House Lawn
- 09/12/2017 - Bezos To Open Satellite Amazon HQ in Denver; ASR Lewis Thompson III Announces Run for Denver Mayor
- 09/11/2017 - On the Sixteenth Anniversary of 9/11, Trump Repeats His Lie about Muslims Celebrating Across the River in New Jersey
- 09/09/2017 - Trump Explains Trumpian Party's Strategy to ASR Jones
- 09/08/2017 - Westboro Baptist Church's Shirley Phelps-Roper Confronts ASR Hobarto in Key West and Is Swept Into the Gulf of Mexico, Then Rescured by the Coast Guard
- 09/06/2017 - The GOP's Biggest Climate Change Denier Is Howling at Irma, on Key West
- 09/05/2017 - In Dhaka, Top Bangladeshi Leaders Expess Astonishment at Trump's DACA Punt
- 09/04/2017 - Trump Decides to Keep DACA After His Only Latino Cabinet Member and Kelly Talk Him Out of It
- 09/03/2017 - In Houston, Trump Tells Flood Victims They Have to Pay For Rebuilding
- 09/01/2017 - Putin's Top Cop Grabs Kenyan Opposition Leader, Takes Him to Gulag
- 08/31/2017 - What Trump Expects from His "Tax Reform" Proposal
- 08/30/2017 - Melania's Stilletos Govern the Ungovernable Trump in Texas
- 08/29/2017 - When Will Trump Fire Himself?
- 08/27/2017 - Trump Fires Sessions, Tries But Fails to Nominate Mayweather as New AG
- 08/23/2017 - Faithless Elector Micheal Baca Gets Free Pass from Colorado's AG; Trump Does It Again in Phoenix
- 08/22/2017 - Saudi King Salman, Israeli's Netanyahu Pledge Badly Needed Help to Trump in Afghan War
- 08/20/2017 - Xi Joins Chorus Celebrating Bannon's Exit
- 08/19/2017 - Trump Will Replace Bannon With Arpaio
- 08/17/2017 - Top Trump Adviser Cohn Quits, Too
- 08/16/2017 - Trump Taps David Duke to Replace Bannon
- 08/14/2017 - Trump Blasts Merck CEO Frazier; Leaves GOP for the American Freedom Party
- 08/13/2017 - Trump to Mueller: "Quit meddling in my friendship with Putin and prosecute Charlottesville's mayor instead"
- 08/11/2017 - Bannon Recruits Kentucky's Far-Right Gov To Take Out McConnell In 2020; Trump Plans Invasion of Venezuela While Simultaneously Nuking Pyongyang
- 08/09/2017 - In Pakistan, Banished Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif Wants Trump to Restore Him to Power
- 08/08/2017 - Inhofe Startles Denver Theatre Audience Watching Al Gore's An Inconvenient Sequel
- 08/07/2017 - ASR Melissa Smith Predicts No Significant Legislation from Congress This Year
- 08/05/2017 - In Southwestern Colorado, Pruitt Practices Alchemy To Turn Your Solitary Reporter into Gold
- 08/04/2017 - There Is No Justice in West Virginia, Or Anywhere Else in Trumpland
- 08/02/2017 - Cory Booker Will Move to Colorado; Big Weed Promoter to Run for Gov of Florida
- 08/01/2017 - What Happened to Kelly When He Told Trump to Re-Hire Comey
- 07/30/2017 - Chao Rescues Priebus
- 07/29/2017 - Trump Finds Job for Priebus as Janitor at El Salvador's Embassy; Scaramucci Vets Bannon for DHS
- 07/28/2017 - Ryan Calls for Impeachment
- 07/27/2017 - The Day After Trump Bombed His Own Generals, Twitter Announces Plans to Cut His Twitter Account Off
- 07/25/2017 - Gulen, Sanders, Christie Question Kushner In Secret Senate Intel Hearing
- 07/22/2017 - Melania Won't Pardon Trump; Trump Will Audition in the Oval Office for the Fourth Mrs. Trump
- 07/21/2017 - Spicer's Off to Moscow to Work for Putin's RT (Russia Today)
- 07/20/2017 - Trump Continues His Bromance With Putin; Sessions To Run For Governor of Louisiana
- 07/19/2017 - McConnell Resigns, to be Succeeded as Senate Majority Leader by Rand Paul
- 07/17/2017 - Trump Blames Hillary For Destruction of Mosul and Demands That She Pay for Its Reconstruction; Trump Goes After Sen. Flake Big Time; Spicer Is Angling for a Dis
- 07/16/2017 - Trump's Attorney, Jay Sekulow, And His Practice of the Trumpite Faith; Trump Jr. Meets with Kislyak in Trump Tower
- 07/15/2017 - How Putin Will Deal With the Second Russian in the Room with Donald Jr.; Kushner's Security Clearance Questioned; McConnell's Plan D
- 07/14/2017 - Why Trump Will Be Re-Elected in 2020 and 2024; Report from Paris on Bastille Day
- 07/12/2017 - Trump To Fail Bigtime By Trying To Make Legal Immigration Illegal, and He'll Drag McConnell Down With Him, Too
- 07/11/2017 - Trump Invades Venezuela; Putin Offers Trump Asylum
- 07/10/2017 - Kremlin Lawyer Dumped in Gulag
- 07/09/2017 - Bannon and Miller Won and the Trump Globalists Lost
- 07/07/2017 - Trump, Putin Trade Boasts About Their Wealth
- 07/06/2017 - Trump To Appoint Ben Carson to Head the Office of Government Ethics
- 07/05/2017 - Why Is Trump On His Way to Poland?
- 07/04/2017 - Trump's Independence Day Executive Order Is Revealed
- 07/03/2017 - The Twitterer-in-Chief Outdoes Himself; How Christie Could Have Been Photographed On the State Park Beach That He Had Ordered Closed
- 07/01/2017 - Conway Previews New Executive Order On Patriotic Adoration
- 06/30/2017 - Trump Aides Are Deeply Divided Over Which Psychiatric Ward To Send Trump To
- 06/29/2017 - In Hong Kong, Xi Releases A Dissident But Sends Him to Pyongyang
- 06/28/2017 - McConnell Out As Majority Leader
- 06/26/2017 - SCOTUS: Lutherans Can Get Free Government Grants For Their Church Playgrounds; Why Trump Is Otherwise Happy With Our Highest Court and His Scalia Replacement
- 06/25/2017 - Trump's Colonoscopy
- 06/23/2017 - How McConnell Turned Himself Into a Turtle While Drafting TrumpMcConnellCare
- 06/21/2017 - Pelosi Resigns After Ossoff's Loss
- 06/20/2017 - What Happened Today When Trump Met With Ukraine's President
- 06/19/2017 - Trump Will Fire Spicer and Replace Him With Alex Jones
- 06/18/2017 - Trump's Bork Changed The Government's Position In An Important Labor Law Case Pending In The Supreme Court
- 06/18/2017 - Trump's Justice Department Has Its Bork; Justice Changes Its Position in an Important Labor Law Case
- 06/15/2017 - Tomorrow at Gitmo, Trump Will Get a Sweet Deal from Raul
- 06/13/2017 - Rodman Replaces Otto Warmbier in North Korean Prison; Murkowski Tries to Explain Medicaid to Trump; Sessions Builds Stone Wall Around White House
- 06/12/2017 - What's in Store for Priebus?
- 06/11/2017 - On Tuesday, Sessions Will Announce He's Quitting Trumpdom to Upset the GOP Senate Primary in Alabama
- 06/10/2017 - Chief Justice Roberts To Adjudicate P______ Contest Between Trump and Comey
- 06/09/2017 - Kasowitz On Comey
- 06/08/2017 - During V-C Day, Trump Campaigns for May in London, Barges In On Queen
- 06/07/2017 - Trump Ready to Fire Sessions, Replace Him With His Personal Lawyer
- 06/06/2017 - Trump Calls Out Winner for Being a Loser
- 06/05/2017 - Acting Solicitor General Wall Asks Supreme Court To Allow Him To Withdraw From Representing Trump
- 06/04/2017 - Trump Trumped By Theresa May
- 06/03/2017 - Macron's English Is Far, Far Better and More Sensible Than Trump's
- 06/01/2017 - Ivanka and Jared Relocate to Paris
- 05/29/2017 - At Versailles, Putin Gives Macron a Heads-up
- 05/29/2017 - Mueller Hires Author Of The Case For Impeachment
- 05/28/2017 - ASR Theis Explains British Airways' System Failure
- 05/26/2017 - Trump Re-Hires Lewandowski After His Newest Thug Wins in Montana
- 05/25/2017 - Bannon Praises Montana GOP Congressional Candidate for Body Slam of Reporter
- 05/23/2017 - Yahweh's Response To Trump At The Western Wall
- 05/21/2017 - Whatever Happened to Trump's Hair in Riyadh?
- 05/17/2017 - Putin Has Trump's Back (And His Cojones)
- 05/11/2017 - Comey to Run for President in 2020
- 05/06/2017 - How Putin Finally Fessed Up
- 05/06/2017 - Putin Tells All
- 04/30/2017 - Trump At Samantha Bee's Not The White House Correspondents' Dinner
- 04/29/2017 - Kushner and Pompeo to Trump: Celebrate Kim Jongun's Missile Failure
- 04/27/2017 - Sessions Orders Arrest of Times' Kristof For Attacking Trump's Tax Plan; Trump Orders Radical Postponement of 100-Day Marker
- 04/26/2017 - Kushner Reads to Uncomprehending Trump from Hamlet; Ivanka Flees to Her Mother's Birthplace
- 04/25/2017 - Le Pen Exposes Trump's False Front
- 04/24/2017 - Trump to Campaign for Le Pen
- 04/22/2017 - For Earth Day, Trump Replaces Pruitt with Gore
- 04/21/2017 - Why Putin's Warplanes Are Buzzing Alaska; Italy Denies Bill O'Reilly's Request for Political Asylum
- 04/19/2017 - New Alabama Senator Is Chastised by McConnell
- 04/18/2017 - Trump Announces His Tax Reform Plan
- 04/17/2017 - Trump Tells Erdogan To Come Get Gulen in Pennsylvania
- 04/16/2017 - 김정은 (Kim III) Loses Out to Pence; Pence Detained in Manchuria
- 04/14/2017 - On Holy Thursday, Trump Refuses To Wash Presbyterian Moderator's Feet
- 04/13/2017 - After Meeting with Putin, Tillerson Is Back at Exxon Mobil; Freedom Caucus Chairman Tapped For State After McCain Says No
- 04/12/2017 - Dr. Dao Comes to Tillerson's Aid in The Kremlin
- 04/11/2017 - Trump Taps Disgraced Former Alabama Gov To Serve As Ben Carson's Deputy
- 04/10/2017 - Secret Visits by Trump Boys to White House Disclose Their Plan to Liberate North Korea
- 04/07/2017 - Trump To Send Nunes To Moscow With Tillerson
- 04/06/2017 - Bannon Returns In Triumph to Breitbart; Pence Caught Meeting Alone With Susan Rice
- 04/05/2017 - Senate Judiciary Committee Unanimously Recommends Obama's Supreme Court Nominee to Succeed Scalia
- 04/02/2017 - Freedom Caucus' Justin Amash To Take On Trump In 2020
- 03/31/2017 - Tillerson Arranging Swap of Flynn for Park Geun-hye
- 03/28/2017 - House Intel Committee To Be Scrapped
- 03/27/2017 - Putin's Plan for Arrested Opposition Leader
- 03/26/2017 - Trump Picks House Intel Chief As His Deputy Secretary of State
- 03/25/2017 - GOP Splits Into Three Parties
- 03/24/2017 - Dealmaker Donald Deals Himself the Joker
- 03/23/2017 - House Intel Chairman's Antics Assure Defeat of TrumpRyanCare
- 03/22/2017 - Trump Pulls Gorsuch Nomination
- 03/21/2017 - Sessions Fires Comey
- 03/18/2017 - A Brief Meditation And Colloquy On the Financial Health Of the Trump Organization
- 03/16/2017 - Tillerson Considers Offering Hawaii to China; Trump Orders FBI to Prevent Hawaii Judge from Leaving His Home
- 03/15/2017 - In Amsterdam, Trump Campaigns for Wilders
- 03/14/2017 - Bannon & Company Ecstatic About Rep. Steve King's Sunday Tweet; Pruitt Flees After Watching DiCaprio Film
- 03/13/2017 - Trump Orders Deportation of Bharara
- 03/10/2017 - Pruitt Blames Climate Change on Dems; Melania's International Women's Day Appearance
- 03/08/2017 - GOP Introduces RAPE Act
- 03/07/2017 - Trump's Brain Implant
- 03/06/2017 - Trump Flees From Ecumenical Service At Small Presbyterian Church In Denver
- 03/05/2017 - Bannon To Make Pro-Trump Documentary
- 03/03/2017 - Rand Paul Is Excommunicated from the Republican Faith
- 03/02/2017 - Sessions Is Now Putin's Prosecutor General
- 03/01/2017 - Trump's First Address to Congress Compared to Last Year's Hate-Filled Rallies
- 02/28/2017 - Bleak Prospects for Trumpcare; What Should Trump Say Tonight?
- 02/27/2017 - Trump Blasts PwC As PC
- 02/26/2017 - White House Correspondents to Be Sent to Gitmo
- 02/24/2017 - Boehner To Return To Congress In 2019
- 02/23/2017 - Marijuana Enforcement Will Be Trump's Doom
- 02/22/2017 - At The New African American Museum, Trump Blames Muslims for Anti-Semitic Threats
- 02/21/2017 - Can McMaster Master Trump?
- 02/19/2017 - Trump Gives WH Job to Rally Sycophant
- 02/18/2017 - China Gives Trump Construction Services Trademark to Kim Jongun
- 02/16/2017 - AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka Accosts Trump's Second Pick for Secretary of Labor
- 02/14/2017 - Flynn To Be Putin's Minister of Emergency Situations
- 02/13/2017 - Trump Solves California Dam Problem
- 02/11/2017 - Bannon Contemplates Swapping Flynn for Snowden; Putin Seems Interested
- 02/09/2017 - Trump Pulls Plug on Gorsuch; Tells Ross to Launch Nationwide Boycott of Nordstrom's
- 02/08/2017 - DeVos, On Senate Floor, Announces NRA-funded School In Boston
- 02/07/2017 - Who Stole Tom Brady's Team Jersey?
- 02/06/2017 - Trump To Endorse Marine Le Pen For President Of France
- 02/05/2017 - Trump Demands That Congress Abolish All Lower Federal Courts
- 02/03/2017 - Trump Demands Impeachment of Judge Robart
- 02/02/2017 - Notable Trumpian Claims at the National Prayer Breakfast
- 02/01/2017 - UN Expels US
- 01/31/2017 - Bannon: Breitbart News Will Write Justice Gorsuch's Opinions
- 01/30/2017 - National Security Council To Be Renamed
- 01/29/2017 - Queen Elizabeth Cancels Trump's State Visit
- 01/28/2017 - The Guy With The Fake Hair Who Was Pro-Choice in 1999 And His Supreme Court Pick
- 01/27/2017 - Peña Nieto Begins Construction of Mexico's Wall
- 01/26/2017 - How Trump Will Continue Muzzling Federal Employees
- 01/25/2017 - Why White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Is Happy
- 01/24/2017 - Bannon Insists on Exiled Gambian Dictator for Deputy Secretary of State
- 01/23/2017 - Conway Evacuated From Anti-Trump Rally in Denver
- 01/21/2017 - Because John Roberts Changed His Mind…
- 01/20/2017 - Roberts To Boycott Inauguration
- 01/19/2017 - Trump's Education Secretary-designate Plugs a Grizzly in the Hearing Room; Flunks the Tester Test
- 01/18/2017 - Trump's Nominee for Commerce Details Plans to Sell the SBA to The Gambia
- 01/13/2017 - In A Boxing Match in the Capitol Hill Gym, Government Ethics Watchdog Pummels Chaffetz
- 01/11/2017 - Trump Says Obama Is a Demagogue, Demands Fake News Unit For His White House; Duke Protests Roof's Death Sentence
- 01/10/2017 - Trump Withdraws Sessions Nomination
- 01/09/2017 - Trump Sues Streep; Green Bay Bishop Credits the Mother of God with Packers' Victory Over the Giants
- 01/08/2017 - Israeli Ambassador to Washington To Move Into the West Wing on January 20, With More to Follow
- 01/06/2017 - Trump's Latest Tweet: "James Clapper has the clap!"
- 01/05/2017 - Flynn Out, Assange In As National Security Advisor
- 01/04/2017 - Congressman Steve King Reflects on Kipling's "The Man Who Would Be King"
- 01/01/2017 - How Apocryphal Press Helps Sensible Folks to Keep Calm and Carry On; Trump Quits Politics, Following Kubiak's Lead
- 12/30/2016 - Trump Revives His Bankrupt University With Major Lift from Putin
- 12/27/2016 - Trump Expresses Interest in Building a Casino in Ramallah
- 12/26/2016 - Jones Scoops Trump's Inaugural Address
- 12/24/2016 - Netanyahu Sends Drone to Take out the Eiffel Tower
- 12/23/2016 - Putin Frolics With Melania At Mar-A-Lago; Trump's Yuge Plans For New Casinos In Easternmost Russia
- 12/22/2016 - Trump and Mexican Mega-Billionaire Carlos Slim Agree To Build Wall With Slim's Billions
- 12/22/2016 - To Celebrate Winter Solstice, Trump and Flynn Confront Tunisian President in Carthage Palace
- 12/20/2016 - Michelle to Oprah: "I'm in!"
- 12/19/2016 - How Tom Brady Will Lead Trump Electors to Electoral College Triumph for Tim Kaine
- 12/18/2016 - Sessions, Trump In Love Fest in Mobile, Where Jones Is Stuck, Again
- 12/17/2016 - Trump's Choice For Ambassador to Israel Plans to Replace Muslim Holy Sites in Jerusalem with American Embassy
- 12/14/2016 - Perry's Plan to Abolish the Department Of Energy
- 12/12/2016 - Why Trump Will Abolish the Central Intelligence Agency
- 12/11/2016 - Electoral College to Meet in the Kremlin
- 12/09/2016 - All Labor Department Employees Quit After Trump Picks Fast Food CEO As Labor Secretary
- 12/08/2016 - Trump Explains His Choices for EPA and SBA
- 12/07/2016 - Ivanka: "The Trump Organization, not Boeing, will build the new Air Force One"
- 12/06/2016 - Carson's Plan to Separate Public Housing Residents from Public Housing
- 12/04/2016 - Trump To Pick Duterte As ATF Director
- 12/03/2016 - Another Boring Day in East Asia
- 12/02/2016 - Trump Taps Mad Dog For Pentagon; Mexico Sues Trump, Pence, and Indiana Manufacturer
- 12/01/2016 - Trump Finds Job For Christie At His New Jersey Resort
- 11/30/2016 - Trump Picks NYSE CEO Sydney Williams for Treasury, Chao for Transportation, Ross for Commerce (And Thinking about Oklahoma Gov For Interior)
- 11/29/2016 - Look How Much We Have To Look Forward To!
- 11/27/2016 - Trump Claims Huge Majority in Popular Vote; Cruz Relegated to the Senate
- 11/26/2016 - Trump To Appoint Latino West Virginia Congressman As His Ambassador to Cuba
- 11/25/2016 - Exclusive Report from Mar-a-Lago Estates; Ryan-McConnell Act Passed to Allow Trump to File Even More Libel Suits
- 11/24/2016 - Trump Reveals Real Reason for Nominating Haley As UN Ambassador; Who Will Succeed Nikki?
- 11/22/2016 - Trump Issues Executive Order Prohibting Future NFL Games Overseas
- 11/20/2016 - Kushner Assaults Hamilton Cast Member
- 11/19/2016 - Flynn Reveals Why Wisconsin Voted for Trump
- 11/17/2016 - Desperate Seychelles President Talks with Janitor at Trump Tower
- 11/15/2016 - Trump to Tap Sessions for Defense or Homeland Security; Pelosi Under Serious Challenge; AIPAC Mum on Bannon
- 11/13/2016 - Bannon Tries to Foster Alliance with France's Extreme Right
- 11/12/2016 - Trump Taps Son-in-law As Chief of Staff
- 11/11/2016 - At their White House Meeting, Trump Kicks Obama in the Cojones, Tries but Fails To Send Young Barron To Hollywood
- 11/10/2016 - How Hillary Got Romneyed
- 11/08/2016 - How Hillary and Tim Will Win
- 11/07/2016 - The Clinton Campaign's OMG Moment
- 11/05/2016 - Trump Will Name National Enquirer's Owner As His Secretary of Commerce; Comey Is His Choice For Attorney General
- 11/03/2016 - Standing Rock Sioux Tribal Chairman Exults In Cubs' World Series Victory
- 11/02/2016 - David Duke Hosts Huge Rally for Trump
- 11/01/2016 - Fiorina Is Comey's Pick For Veep
- 10/31/2016 - GOP Establishment Drafts FBI Director Comey To Run Against Hillary
- 10/29/2016 - Where Is Weiner's Weenie?
- 10/28/2016 - Trump Picks Ammon Bundy As National Security Advisor, Gingrich As Chief Of Staff
- 10/27/2016 - Bannon Warns Trump About The Greatest Threat To His Candidacy
- 10/25/2016 - Fading Fast in Florida and North Carolina, Trump Goes to Harvard to Try to Shore Up His Support with Working People
- 10/24/2016 - All Republican Voters in Bullitt County, Kentucky Will Vote for Hillary
- 10/22/2016 - In Berlin, Bannon Plans Trumpland; Johnson, Stein Bow out
- 10/20/2016 - Still Tied Up in the Rigging, Trump Is Left Farting in the Wind; Johnson Found Stoned on Kauai
- 10/19/2016 - Gary Johnson's Plan for Tonight's Debate
- 10/18/2016 - Priebus' Plan to Rig Trump for Good
- 10/17/2016 - Trump Rounds Out Cabinet Picks
- 10/15/2016 - Assange Is Spirited Away to the Kremlin by Putin, Meets Up with Snowden
- 10/14/2016 - On a Quickie Overnight Trip to Bangkok, Trump Makes the Acquaintance of Two Thai Beauty Contest Winners
- 10/12/2016 - In Florida, Trump Appears in Blackface
- 10/11/2016 - Trump Dispatches Top Genovese Crime Family Consigliere to Take Care of Ryan; Bannon Hires Billy Bush to Improve The Donald's Image with Women
- 10/10/2016 - St. Louis Town Hall Audience Convicts Trump
- 10/08/2016 - Trump To Pick Putin's Foreign Minister As His Secretary Of State
- 10/07/2016 - Ayotte Will "Absolutely" Lose Her Senate Seat in New Hampshire; Rubio On Climate Chante
- 10/05/2016 - Priebus & RNC: "We're gonna flip the ticket!"
- 10/05/2016 - Trump Dominates Veep Debate
- 10/03/2016 - Trump Taps Giuliani for Treasury
- 10/01/2016 - Trump Taps Judge Moore for AG
- 09/30/2016 - Bannon Advises Trump to Call for Denaturalization of Alicia Machado
- 09/29/2016 - Why Angela Merkel Is Happy
- 09/28/2016 - Pence Drops Out
- 09/27/2016 - Trump Won't Golf With Obama
- 09/25/2016 - Whom Will The Denver Post Endorse for President?
- 09/23/2016 - Trump Stopped and Frisked
- 09/23/2016 - Trump to DHS: "When I'm president, I'll need the taxpayers to fund a new private airline for the Secret Service to fly me around"
- 09/21/2016 - Why the Bush Family Has Dumped Trump
- 09/20/2016 - Trump's Picks for Treasury and Transportation
- 09/19/2016 - Pence Is Out of Luck
- 09/18/2016 - Trump Will Buy CNN, Put Ailes In Charge
- 09/17/2016 - David Duke Prophesies Trump Loss
- 09/16/2016 - Trump Blames Hillary for Birthplace Slander; Priebus Tells RNC to Dump Trump, Nominate Kasich
- 09/14/2016 - Trump Taps Trump University CoFounder As Education Secretary
- 09/13/2016 - Doyenne of the Deplorables Demands Top Job at DHS
- 09/12/2016 - Hillary Has Pneumonia; Trump Has Bile Duct Cancer
- 09/09/2016 - NBC Fires Matt Lauer
- 09/08/2016 - Never Trump Movement's Latest Problem; Pence Deviates from Trumpian Orthodoxy
- 09/06/2016 - CNN's Gloria Borger Endorses Hillary
- 09/05/2016 - Philippines' President Challenges Trump to a Duel
- 09/05/2016 - Trump, Kaepernick in Detroit
- 09/01/2016 - Peña Nieto's Odyssey
- 08/31/2016 - On His Way to Mexico, Trump Meets with McCain
- 08/30/2016 - As President, Trump Will Appoint His Doctor To Be the Nation's Surgeon General
- 08/29/2016 - How One Maryland Man Is Making Money Off Donald Trump; Trump's Pick for Secretary of State
- 08/28/2016 - Why Barron Trump Wants to Go to Harvard
- 08/26/2016 - Trump At Old Faithful
- 08/25/2016 - Where Is Donald Trump's Foundation?
- 08/23/2016 - Despite Bannon's Claims, Hillary Is Much Healthier Than Donald
- 08/22/2016 - Look for Trump Network to be Launched in November
- 08/21/2016 - Trump to Appoint Lochte as Ambassador to Brazil
- 08/20/2016 - Conway Out As Trump's Campaign Manager, Replaced by Longtime Political Trickster Roger Stone
- 08/18/2016 - Trump's New Campaign Manager and the Poll Tax
- 08/17/2016 - Trump to Acquire Breitbart News
- 08/16/2016 - Trump on Nation-Building
- 08/15/2016 - Trump to Appoint Manafort to the Federal Election Commission
- 08/14/2016 - Trump's Claim of Divinity Exposed
- 08/11/2016 - Who Will Trump Throw Under the Bus Next?
- 08/09/2016 - CIA Chief Endorses Evan McMullin For President
- 08/08/2016 - Trump Takes Credit for Japanese Emperor's Decision to Abdicate
- 08/06/2016 - Trump to Naysayers: "I'm not quitting!"
- 08/05/2016 - Trump Blathers On About Iran Payments
- 08/04/2016 - Who Will Be The Targets of Trump's Nukes?
- 08/03/2016 - Final Clubs at Harvard Provide Inspiration for Donald Trump to Punch Protesters
- 08/02/2016 - Khizr Khan To Be Vetted For Top Jobs In The Hillary Clinton Administration
- 08/01/2016 - Does Football Trump Presidential Debates?
- 07/31/2016 - Trump and Francis in Rare Encounter in Denver
- 07/30/2016 - Hillary Clinton Will Name Bernie Sanders As Her Secretary of State and Aaron Goldhamer As Her Attorney General
- 07/29/2016 - Trump Gets Physical
- 07/28/2016 - How Trump Will Improve the USA's Ties with Russia
- 07/26/2016 - What Happened When a Hillary Supporter Was Beaten Up by 12 Bernie Supporters
- 07/25/2016 - Will Hillary Support Wasserman Schultz' Primary Opponent?
- 07/23/2016 - Colorado Dems Breathe Sigh of Relief
- 07/22/2016 - Murdoch Picks Trump to Succed Ailes
- 07/21/2016 - Cruz Conscientiously Objects to Trump
- 07/20/2016 - Carson Surgically Separates Manafort and Kushner
- 07/19/2016 - Desperate Manafort Tries But Fails to Get Von Miller to Speak at the GOP Convention
- 07/18/2016 - Ryan Announces New Theme for GOP Convention; Manafort Is Mighty Pissed
- 07/17/2016 - Trump Will Send Pence First to Turkey, Then to Antarctica to Cool Off His Christian Passions
- 07/16/2016 - Report from RNC Headquarters in Trump Tower on the Nice Massacre
- 07/14/2016 - Trump Will Pick Pence
- 07/13/2016 - China's Plans To Conquer The Philippines Are Revealed
- 07/11/2016 - Desperate DNC Chair Begs Michelle To Run
- 07/10/2016 - Trump's Latest Veep Pick: Basketball Legend Bob "The General" Knight
- 07/08/2016 - Trump Taps Ailes For Veep
- 07/07/2016 - Why Would Condoleezza Rice Want to be Trump's Veep?
- 07/06/2016 - Yesterday in Charlotte
- 07/05/2016 - Trump vs. Comey
- 07/04/2016 - Keillor's Plan to Take Back the House
- 07/03/2016 - Brazil Cancels 2016 Olympics
- 07/02/2016 - Serena's Response to Trump
- 07/01/2016 - Trump's First Campaign Visit to Colorado Bombs; What Do Newt and Donald Have in Common?
- 06/29/2016 - Colorado GOP Chairman Concedes Defeat In 2016 Race Against Bennet
- 06/28/2016 - "You've Been Trumped" Says It All!
- 06/27/2016 - Turkey Disses Pope, Doesn't Want To Be In the EU After All
- 06/26/2016 - George Will To Lead New Conservative Party
- 06/24/2016 - Trump Vets Brit Leader of the Leave Campaign; Cameron to Advise Merkel
- 06/23/2016 - In Edinburgh, Trump Announces His Veep Pick
- 06/22/2016 - Droid To Replace Trump
- 06/21/2016 - Trump Seen Panhandling On Fifth Avenue
- 06/20/2016 - Trump More Extreme Than The NRA; Who Will Replace Lewandowski?
- 06/19/2016 - Trump Taps Berlusconi As Veep
- 06/18/2016 - LaPierre Orders McConnell to Ditch Sen. Collins
- 06/17/2016 - Minnesota Judge Nixes Kiellor's Retirement
- 06/15/2016 - Hillary And Bernie At The Capital Hilton
- 06/13/2016 - Trump Demands Biden Resign
- 06/10/2016 - Obama Names Sanders As Our New Envoy to Jerusalem
- 06/09/2016 - Trump Disrupts Modi's Speech
- 06/08/2016 - Hillary Picks Curiel As Her Veep
- 06/07/2016 - Trump to Xi: "I'm taking your wall!"
- 06/06/2016 - Trump's Account With Mossack Fonseca
- 06/03/2016 - Trump's Plan For Muslims
- 06/02/2016 - Ryan Issues Declaration of Dependence on Trump; Donald Sues NPR Media Critic
- 06/01/2016 - Trump University's Playbook
- 05/31/2016 - Trump And Christie To Be Arraigned Today In Newark
- 05/30/2016 - Trump And Judge Curiel; Hawking On Trump
- 05/29/2016 - Hollywood's Version Of Trump; Dole And McConnell On Donald's Choice Of Veep
- 05/28/2016 - Trump To Name Starr As His Attorney General
- 05/26/2016 - Lewandowski Celebrates, For Two Reasons
- 05/25/2016 - Trump's Albuquerque Rally
- 05/24/2016 - Trump Taps Austrian Loser For His Veep
- 05/23/2016 - Trump To Join The Blue-Footed Boobies
- 05/21/2016 - Sanders' Plan To Form The Independent Socialist Party
- 05/20/2016 - Trump Promises Free Automatic Weapons to Every Trump Voter Just Before White House Lockdown
- 05/19/2016 - Jane And Bernie Return To Burlington For Good
- 05/19/2016 - Chinese Hackers Find Nothing But Bullshit In Trump's Campaign Strategy; Trump Announces His Choice To Succeed Scalia
- 05/16/2016 - Maine's Blustery Gov To Be Vetted By Trump For Veep
- 05/14/2016 - Trump To Demand The Abolition of the IRS
- 05/13/2016 - Full Details On Yesterday's Meeting Between Trump and Ryan
- 05/11/2016 - New York Stock Exchange to Move to Panama Because of Trump
- 05/10/2016 - Will Trump's Campaign Have To Declare Bankruptcy?
- 05/09/2016 - Cruz Challenges Trump To Defy The Tar Heel State's Bathroom Law
- 05/08/2016 - Presbyterian Leader Blasts Trump's Wall
- 05/06/2016 - A PixelTrickster Plus: The Donald
- 05/06/2016 - Trump Taken To DC's Mental Hospital
- 05/05/2016 - Trump: "No help for Ft. McMurray"
- 05/04/2016 - Kasich Hits Rock Bottom In His Home Town of McKees Rocks
- 05/03/2016 - Trump Crucifies Cruz and Fiorina in Indiana; Priebus Vows to Run the Koch Brothers
- 05/01/2016 - New Broncos Quarterback Is Accosted At The Annual White House Correspondents' Dinner By GOP U.S. Senate Candidate Darryl Glenn
- 04/29/2016 - Trump Is Struck Down By Lucifer And Outed From The Presbyterian Church
- 04/28/2016 - Finally, Trump Announces Who Will Be One Heartbeat Away From Launching Nukes Against Whoever
- 04/27/2016 - Trump Fires Manafort, Resurrects Lewandowski, Tries But Fails To Hire Solitary Reporter
- 04/26/2016 - Trump Demands That Lynch Sue Cruz and Kasich Under The Antitrust Laws
- 04/24/2016 - Bernie's Campaign Office Ransacked By HRC Sleuths
- 04/23/2016 - Roberts To Chair RNC Convention In Cleveland
- 04/18/2016 - Cruz Takes Scalia's Seat; Court Rules Against Obama On Immigration
- 04/17/2016 - Bernie's Quickie Conversation With Pope Francis At The Vatican
- 04/16/2016 - The Nation's Biggest Whiner Lambasts Colorado GOP's Delegate Selection Process in the WSJ
- 04/14/2016 - Trump Plans Campaign Stop In Pennsylvania's Amish County After Being Greeted By Disappointed Steelworkers in Pittsburg
- 04/13/2016 - In Egypt, Priebus Is Spotted Building A Pyramid For Trump
- 04/11/2016 - Trump's Latest Hissy Fit
- 04/07/2016 - Iceland's PM Finds Refuge in Panama
- 04/04/2016 - Trump On Today's Supreme Court Voting Rights Decision
- 04/02/2016 - In Colorado, Trump Announces Plans To Reintroduce The Manufacture of Napalm At A National Wildlife Refuge
- 04/01/2016 - Trump Drops Out
- 03/30/2016 - Trump's Nuclear Option
- 03/29/2016 - The Perfect Words On Trump's Tombstone
- 03/25/2016 - Which GOP Presidential Candidate Is Better At Sniveling?
- 03/24/2016 - Cat Fight Between Melania and Heidi?
- 03/23/2016 - Trump Picks Arpaio As His Running Mate
- 03/21/2016 - Little Marco Leaves Little Havana For Havana
- 03/18/2016 - McConnell, Ryan, Priebus Spotted Building Wall Around Trump Tower
- 03/16/2016 - #BlackLivesMatter Lambastes Obama's Supreme Court Pick
- 03/15/2016 - Trump's Victory Speech At The Mar-A-Lago
- 03/13/2016 - Will Trump Pick Bernie As His Running Mate?
- 03/11/2016 - Elway Taps Rubio To Replace Manning
- 03/08/2016 - Trump Drafts Manning for Trump University, Blasts Bloomberg
- 03/07/2016 - Trump's First Foreign Endorsement
- 03/05/2016 - Startling About-Face By Trump On International Law
- 03/04/2016 - Yoga Takes Center Stage In GOP Presidential Debate
- 02/26/2016 - Trump Chokes Rubio
- 02/25/2016 - Ryan to Trump: "Form your own damn party!"
- 02/23/2016 - Why Kasich Is For Defunding Planned Parenthood; Carson on Obama's Ethnicity
- 02/21/2016 - Nevada Won't Gamble on Bernie; Jeb Heads Home; Carson Arrives at Las Vegas Megachurch
- 02/20/2016 - Trump: "I'm a jerk, but who the hell cares?"
- 02/18/2016 - How Long Can Jeb! Stay Alive?
- 02/17/2016 - Nikki Haley's Problem
- 02/16/2016 - Justice Scalia's Successor Could Be Orrin Hatch
- 02/14/2016 - Trump: "Put Cruz On The Supreme Court"
- 02/13/2016 - How Do Collisions Between Two Black Holes Compare To What Happens When Trump Collides With His GOP Opponents?
- 02/12/2016 - Kim Jong-un Sets His Sights On.....
- 02/11/2016 - With Christie Gone, Who Will Lead the Dump Trump Effort?
- 02/08/2016 - Kim Jong-ung Reveals True Reason For North Korea's Missile Launch
- 02/06/2016 - Trump In Arizona At His Wall (Not In New Hampshire)
- 01/30/2016 - Priebus Taps Paul Ryan, Megyn Kelly, Will Pay Fox News $100M/Year 'Til 2024
- 01/29/2016 - A Quick Takeaway from Yesterday's Fox News GOP Presidential Debate
- 01/27/2016 - Megyn Kelly, Roger Ailes Win, Trump Loses, Other GOP Presidential Candidates Win
- 01/27/2016 - Maine's Governor Queried About Oregon Shootout
- 01/24/2016 - Brady Still Loyal to Trump
- 01/24/2016 - Bloomberg Picks Fiorina As His Running Mate
- 01/22/2016 - Denver Man Caves in to East Coast Interests
- 01/20/2016 - Trump Takes Irish Citizenship, Plans All-Out Assault On the UK
- 01/20/2016 - Trump: "Sarah will be my Veep, but she'll have to do exactly what I tell her to"
- 01/19/2016 - Trump Vows To Make Jerry Falwell Jr. His Secretary of Relgion
- 01/17/2016 - Texas Set To Invade Manhattan
- 01/12/2016 - Rubio: "Send El Chapo directly to Gitmo"
- 01/09/2016 - Trump, Huckabee, Putin React to Capture of El Chapo
- 01/07/2016 - Trump Was Born In The Caribbean, Not Far From Grand Cayman
- 01/06/2016 - Rubio In Seoul
- 01/02/2016 - Oklahoma Gov, Inhofe Celebrate Their Latest Earthquake
- 12/31/2015 - Trump: "I'll testify in support of Bill Cosby"
- 12/29/2015 - Trump Buys Hyper-Conservative New Hampshire Newspaper Which Had Endorsed Christie
- 12/26/2015 - Christie Blames Cruz For Tornadoes In Texas
- 12/23/2015 - Priebus Apologizes To Hillary For Trump
- 12/21/2015 - Graham Is Off To Syria; Trump Links Rubio To San Bernadino Accomplice
- 12/20/2015 - The GOP's Plan B
- 12/18/2015 - Trump Picks Limbaugh For Veep; Cruz Taps Dobon
- 12/16/2015 - Our Takeaways From The Fifth GOP Presidential Debate
- 12/10/2015 - Trump Joins KKK
- 12/10/2015 - Jordan, Egypt Weigh In On Trump's Edict To Muslims
- 12/08/2015 - Trump: "I'm gonna build a wall all around the USA"
- 12/02/2015 - LaPierre Is Way Too Busy These Days
- 11/30/2015 - GOP Senators Disrupt Paris Climate Change Conference
- 11/28/2015 - In Jordan, Carson Looks In Vain For Rabid Dogs
- 11/23/2015 - #BlackLivesMatter Leader Has Polite Conversation With Carson
- 11/21/2015 - Netanyahu Escorts Jonathan Pollard To Jerusalem
- 11/18/2015 - Trump Will Close US Mosques And Convert Them Into His Casinos
- 11/18/2015 - Jindal Drops Out Of Presidential Race; Announces He Is Entitled To Be Reelected On Saturday
- 11/16/2015 - Priebus Endorses Romney
- 11/13/2015 - Carson Set To Go After Trump Big Time
- 11/10/2015 - Jeb!'s Done
- 11/08/2015 - Peace Is Restored in East Asia
- 11/05/2015 - Bernie's Supporters Chagrined, Ashamed
- 11/04/2015 - Carson Will Refuse Medicare for Himself; Kasich to Skip Colorado
- 10/31/2015 - How Cruz and Tancredo Will Secure Our Borders
- 10/30/2015 - Trump Buys NBC
- 10/28/2015 - Jeb Chases Supergirl In Boulder
- 10/22/2015 - Assad To Stay In Russia After Visit To Putin
- 10/20/2015 - Boehner Hands Gavel Back To Pelosi
- 10/16/2015 - TRUMP BUYS CNBC; LaPIERRE NIXES SANDERS
- 10/14/2015 - CHAFEE DROPS OUT, ENDORSES HARVARD LAW PROF
- 10/08/2015 - McCARTHY ASKS OBAMA TO SEND HIM TO BENGHAZAI AS US AMBASSADOR
- 10/07/2015 - AND THEN, THERE WAS LINDSEY GRAHAM
- 10/04/2015 - LaPIERRE ENDORSES TRUMP
- 10/02/2015 - WHY KEVIN McCARTHY BECAME A DEMOCRAT
- 10/01/2015 - KENTUCKY CLERK KIM DAVIS CONVERTS TO CATHOLICISM
- 09/26/2015 - BOEHNER APOLOGIZES; IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
- 09/24/2015 - CRUZ DEMANDS DEPORTATION OF THE POPE
- 09/23/2015 - ELABORATE DETAILS ON WHY SCOTT WALKER DROPPED OUT OF THE GOP PRESIDENTIAL SWEEPSTAKES
- 09/17/2015 - JEB COURTS COLORADO REPUBLICANS ON MARIJUANA CONTROVERSY
- 09/17/2015 - TRUMP DITCHES CRUZ, GRABS FIORINA FOR HIS VEEP
- 09/16/2015 - HOW JEB WILL DEFEND HIMSELF IN TONIGHT'S SECOND GOP PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
- 09/11/2015 - TRUMP'S WIFE ON CARLY'S FACE
- 09/09/2015 - HUCKABEE, TRUMP ANNOUNCE THEIR RUNNING MATES
- 09/06/2015 - HARVARD PROF RUNNING AGAINST BERNIE
- 09/06/2015 - KENTUCKY CLERK RUMINATES ON HER MARTYRDOM
- 09/04/2015 - TRUMP'S ADVICE TO SYRIANS TRAPPED IN HUNGARY; CRUZ BLASTS JUDGE BERMAN
- 08/29/2015 - A BIDEN-WARREN TICKET?
- 08/26/2015 - COLORADO REPUBLICANS LOSE OUT
- 08/24/2015 - DETAILS OF SATURDAY'S MEETING BETWEEN JOE BIDEN AND ELIZABETH WARREN
- 08/22/2015 - HOW BERNIE SANDERS IS BESTING ALL HIS REPUBLICAN RIVALS IN NORTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE
- 08/09/2015 - HOW DONALD TRUMP RECEIVED AN HONORARY DEGREE IN GYNECOLOGY FROM ORAL ROBERTS UNIVERSITY
- 08/07/2015 - HOW CHRISTIE AND PAUL DIDN'T GET TO SLUG EACH OTHER AFTER ALL AT TODAY'S FOX NEWS DONALD TRUMP ENTERTAINMENT EVENT IN CLEVELAND
- 08/04/2015 - PERRY STILL LOOKING FOR THOSE THREE CABINET DEPARTMENTS HE WAS GONNA ELIMINATE
- 07/31/2015 - THE DENVER ZOO EXCELS IN POOP SCOOPING
- 07/30/2015 - TED CRUZ, THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN KING, IS AT IT AGAIN
- 07/27/2015 - NETANYAHU ENDORSES HUCKABEE
- 07/24/2015 - TRUMP IN ALASKA GUARDING OUR BORDERS
- 07/22/2015 - PRISONER NUMBER 40892-424 WINS FIVE OUT OF EIGHTEEN
- 07/19/2015 - TRUMP'S VISIT TO A VIETNAMESE PRISON EXPLAINED
- 07/17/2015 - GOV. WALKER, DEFYING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, UNILATERALLY EXPANDS MEDICAID
- 07/15/2015 - LINDSEY GRAHAM NO MATCH FOR OBAMA'S DRAMA
- 07/14/2015 - IN LAS VEGAS, SCOTT WALKER WISHES HE WERE AT THE PENTAGON INSTEAD
- 07/13/2015 - EL CHAPO IS TRUMPED
- 07/12/2015 - IN PARAGUAY, POPE FRANCIS ORDAINS AN ORDINARY PARAGUAYAN WOMAN
- 07/10/2015 - IN BOLIVIA, POPE FRANCIS ENDORSES BERNIE
- 07/09/2015 - JEB: "Everybody should work more hours"
- 07/06/2015 - FROM THE ECUADORIAN EMBASSY IN LONDON, JULIAN ASSANGE DEMANDS THAT POPE FRANCIS ABORT HIS TRIP TO ECUADOR AND PICK HIM UP
- 07/05/2015 - AFTER GREEK VOTE, TURKEY INVADES, CAPTURES THE PARTHENON AND THE ACROPOLIS
- 07/03/2015 - OBAMA, McCONNELL AGREE: SEND TRUMP TO CUBA AS OUR FIRST AMBASSADOR SINCE 1961
- 07/02/2015 - GREEK PRIME MINISTER IN PUERTO RICO; RAND PAUL IN BUNKERVILLE, NEVADA, WITH CLIVEN BUNDY
- 07/01/2015 - WHAT RAND PAUL DID YESTERDAY IN DENVER
- 06/26/2015 - AS OF THIS MORNING, ROBERTS IS BACK IN THE GOOD GRACES OF THE GOP
- 06/25/2015 - OBAMA SMILES AFTER CRUZ DUNKS 16 TONS OF ICE ON HIM AT RNC HQ
- 06/21/2015 - GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES PANDER TO EVANGELICALS AT THE FAITH AND FREEDOM CONFERENCE; SANDERS PICKS BALDWIN AS HIS RUNNING MATE
- 06/20/2015 - SOUTH CAROLINA GOV LOWERS CONFEDERATE FLAG
- 06/19/2015 - POPE FRANCIS WILL NOT BE VISITING OKLAHOMA NEXT WEEK, OR, MORE LIKELY, EVER
- 06/17/2015 - SOLITARY REPORTER BLAMED FOR COLORADO GOP IMPLOSION
- 06/16/2015 - HERE COMES THE DONALD
- 06/15/2015 - ROVE TO COACH GOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES FOOTBALL TEAM, WITH JEB AS QUARTERBACK
- 06/12/2015 - SHOULDN'T LeBRON RUN FOR PRESIDENT?
- 06/11/2015 - CLINTON CONVINCES HICK TO DO THE RIGHT THING FOR i-70 EAST
- 06/08/2015 - NETANYAHU, BOEHNER REBUKED BY SUPREME COURT
- 06/07/2015 - CHRISTIE, IN IOWA FOR THE ROAST AND RIDE, FALLS FROM MOTORCYCLE, BOWS OUT OF RACE
- 06/03/2015 - CAN FIORINA PULL OUT BLATTER'S BLADDER?
- 06/01/2015 - McCONNELL'S PLAN TO EXPEL PAUL FROM THE GOP
- 05/30/2015 - PUTIN CHALLENGES OBAMA TO WORLD CUP SHOOTOUT IN 2018
- 05/29/2015 - HASTERT WON'T BE NEXT FIFA PRESIDENT
- 05/27/2015 - HOW SANTORUM PROPOSES TO HELP TEXAS RECOVER FROM ITS FLOODS
- 05/25/2015 - IN IRELAND, POPE FRANCIS CELEBRATES MEMORIAL DAY
- 05/23/2015 - IN VOTING TO ALLOW SAME-SEX MARRIAGE, THE EMERALD ISLE ALSO REPEALS STATE RESTRICTIONS ON ABORTION, DEFYING THE CHURCH OF ROME
- 05/20/2015 - WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO AMERICA'S EXPORTS WHILE COLORADO'S GOV DUKES IT OUT WITH McCONNELL?
- 05/18/2015 - IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE, WACO'S PATRIOTIC BREASTAURANT STANDS OUT
- 05/15/2015 - CRUZ GETS CAUGHT IN AVON SCAM
- 05/13/2015 - SENATE DEMS CARP AT SEN. CARPER
- 05/10/2015 - SCOTS' LEADER: "Build a bridge to Copenhagen"
- 05/08/2015 - TOM BRADY DEFENDS HIS PATRIOTS
- 05/06/2015 - WRITE-IN CANDIDATE IS DENVER'S NEW MAYOR
- 05/05/2015 - WITH HUCKABEE IN, NOW IS WHEN THE REAL FUN BEGINS
- 04/29/2015 - ABE STRIKES OUT
- 04/26/2015 - SNOWDEN'S ACTIVITIES IN MOSCOW REVEALED
- 04/22/2015 - DEA BOSS ARRESTED IN DENVER
- 04/19/2015 - SOLITARY REPORTER EJECTED FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY CATTLE CALL EVENT
- 04/16/2015 - COLORADO REPUBLICAN LEADER TO GAYS: "Get out!"
- 04/15/2015 - CHARLES KOCH TO BAIL OUT THE VA
- 04/08/2015 - AFTER BEATING JESUS, RAHM ISRAEL EMANUEL IS SET TO TAKE ON HILLARY
- 04/07/2015 - RON PAUL IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT -- AGAIN
- 04/06/2015 - PAUL TAPS SNOWDEN AS HIS RUNNING MATE
- 04/05/2015 - CELEBRATING HIS BADGERS' VICTORY OVER JOHN CALIPARI'S WILDCATS, SCOTT WALKER DISSES KENTUCKY'S DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR
- 04/03/2015 - NETANYAHU IN PYONGYANG
- 04/02/2015 - TONGUES OF FIRE OBSERVED IN JERUSALEM
- 04/01/2015 - PENCE, HUCKABEE DUEL IT OUT IN LITTLE ROCK
- 03/31/2015 - IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER CONGRATULATES NIGERIA'S PRESIDENT-ELECT
- 03/30/2015 - O'MALLEY ANNOUNCES
- 03/27/2015 - WHY REID AND DURBIN ANOINTED CHUCK SCHUMER AS SENATE MINORITY LEADER; WILL REID BE BOOTED OUT OF THE MORMON CHURCH?
- 03/24/2015 - CRUZ PICKS OLIVER NORTH AS HIS RUNNING MATE
- 03/20/2015 - NETANYAHU: "My Three State Solution is better than any Two State Solution"
- 03/19/2015 - OBAMA'S MANDATORY VOTING PROPOSAL BRINGS IMPEACHMENT MOTION
- 03/17/2015 - NETANYAHU DUMPED; NEW ISRAELI PM TO BE A PALESTINIAN
- 03/14/2015 - CAN SNOWDEN RESCUE HILLARY?
- 03/13/2015 - CHENEY UPBRAIDS COLORADO'S JUNIOR SENATOR
- 03/09/2015 - TEN COMMANDMENTS JUDGE DEMANDS THAT THE EDMUND PETTUS BRIDGE BE RENAMED AFTER HIM
- 03/04/2015 - GOP TAPS NETANYAHU TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
- 02/27/2015 - SLAMMED AND DEFEATED BY HIS OWN CAUCUS, BOEHNER HEADS BACK TO CINCINNATI, AND IS REPLACED BY NETANYAHU
- 02/23/2015 - AFTER ALTERCATION WITH INNARITU, TED CRUZ IS IN ICE JAIL IN CALIFORNIA
- 02/21/2015 - BEST SHORT DOCUMENTARY CHOSEN, WITH ADVICE FROM SEN. McCAIN
- 02/19/2015 - GIULIANI TO WALKER: "Deport Obama to Indonesia"
- 02/18/2015 - TEXAS FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS IMPEACHMENT OF OBAMA
- 02/17/2015 - "SELMA" TO BE NAMED BEST PICTURE
- 02/12/2015 - LED BY THE TEN COMMANDMENTS JUDGE, ALABAMA SECEDES
- 02/12/2015 - WHY McCAIN IS GOING AGAINST OBAMA, WHO WANTS TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ISIS
- 02/09/2015 - ALABAMA'S JUDGE MOORE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, YET AGAIN
- 02/07/2015 - GOP'S SECRET PLAN TO VACCINATE ACTIVIST DEMOCRATS REVEALED
- 02/06/2015 - HART ANNOUNCES FOR PRESIDENT
- 02/05/2015 - PELOSI PRAISES FCC RULING ON INTERNET NEUTRALITY
- 02/02/2015 - SEAHAWKS OFFENSIVE COACH FOUND UNDER ALASKAN WAY VIADUCT CONVERSING WITH BIG BERTHA
- 01/23/2015 - PATRIOTS DEFLATED; SEAHAWKS TO FACE COLTS
- 01/21/2015 - WHAT MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE HOUSE CHAMBER AFTER THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS
- 01/18/2015 - McCONNELL ORDERS GOP SENATORS TO BOYCOTT STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS; SOLITARY REPORTER IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT
- 01/12/2015 - OBAMA'S ABSENCE FROM PARIS MARCH EXPLAINED
- 01/09/2015 - OBAMA MULLS NEW NATIONAL MONUMENT IN DENVER
- 01/05/2015 - WHY IS CHRIS CHRISTIE IN THE LONE STAR STATE CHEERING ON THE DALLAS COWBOYS?
- 01/02/2015 - KIM JONG-UN BEGINS A NEW LIFE IN GITMO
- 12/26/2014 - WHY "THE INTERVIEW" SHOULD WIN SEVERAL OSCARS
- 12/20/2014 - WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SECRET DELEGATION FLIES TO PYONGYANG
- 12/19/2014 - OKLAHOMA'S INHOFE ON WHY OKLAHOMA IS SUING COLORADO OVER THE CENTENNIAL STATE'S POT LAW
- 12/17/2014 - WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW (UNTIL NOW) ABOUT THE NEW CUBAN-AMERICAN INITIATIVE
- 12/15/2014 - ON THE MEND, PEYTON MANNING IS VETTED TO RUN AGAINST DENVER'S MAYOR
- 12/12/2014 - AFTER VIEWING COMPELLING NEW DOCUMENTARY, TENNESSEE'S TWO GOP SENATORS RECONSIDER THEIR VOTE AGAINST THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT
- 12/10/2014 - CHARLES KOCH SOUNDS OFF ON NEW SPENDING BILL
- 12/09/2014 - CHAIRMAN OF CBS CORPORATION FAILS IN EFFORT TO REPLACE LETTERMAN WITH OBAMA
- 12/08/2014 - CRUZ SEEKS HAGEL'S SCALP OVER GITMO TRANSFER TO URUGUAY
- 12/05/2014 - EXCITING NEWS FROM THE MILE HIGH CITY
- 12/03/2014 - PUTIN MAKES DEAL WITH CANADA FOR ALL ITS TAR SANDS
- 12/02/2014 - KIM TO NUKE SONY
- 11/27/2014 - A BONANZA IS ONLY A BONANZA IN REMOTE SOUTHERN COLORADO
- 11/25/2014 - HILLARY WILL KEEP FLOURNOY AS HER SECRETARY OF DEFENSE IN 2017
- 11/21/2014 - CHICKASAW NATION GOVERNOR TO JOIN OBAMA TODAY IN LAS VEGAS
- 11/20/2014 - OBAMA'S DILEMMA
- 11/12/2014 - HOW THE GOP PLANS TO USE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO FINISH OFF THE DEMOCRATS
- 11/10/2014 - GARDNER TO FILE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST OBAMA
- 11/07/2014 - McCONNELL AND FRIENDS MEET OBAMA IN KENTUCKY CAVE
- 11/06/2014 - GOP SENATORS ELECT TIM SCOTT AS SENATE MAJORITY LEADER
- 11/05/2014 - BURSTING WITH PRIDE, McCONNELL DEMANDS THAT OBAMA DECLARE WAR ON THE ISLAMIC STATE
- 11/03/2014 - IN NEW HAMPSHIRE, KERRY CAMPAIGNS FOR SHAHEEN AND FOR A NUCLEAR TEST-FREE WORLD
- 11/01/2014 - BEAUPREZ OUTDOES HIMSELF FOR HALLOWEEN
- 10/31/2014 - AWARD-WINNING NOVELIST KENT HARUF ENDORSES SEN. UDALL
- 10/28/2014 - COLORADO SENATE CANDIDATE PLANS TO REVIVE THE KNOW NOTHING PARTY
- 10/26/2014 - HICKENLOOPER GETS NOD FROM MADELEINE ALBRIGHT
- 10/24/2014 - TODAY, THE DENVER POST GOT IT RIGHT
- 10/23/2014 - COLORADO GOP TAKES EXTREME MEASURES TO MAKE SURE STATE TREASURER WALKER STAPLETON SHOWS UP AT WORK
- 10/21/2014 - IN COLORADO, HILLARY EXPLAINS THE DOWNFALL OF McCONNELL'S OPPONENT
- 10/18/2014 - CORY GARDNER'S PROMISE
- 10/17/2014 - HILLARY AND THE DENVER POST EDITORIAL BOARD
- 10/16/2014 - SNOOP DOGG TO RALLY THE LIBERTARIAN TROOPS IN DENVER
- 10/10/2014 - LIMBAUGH ON EBOLA AND SLAVERY
- 10/03/2014 - BRITISH PARATROOPERS TAKE UP POSITIONS ON HONG KONG ISLAND
- 09/28/2014 - ONE COLORADO WOMAN'S VISION OF TRUE, RED-BLOODED AMERICAN PATRIOTISM
- 09/22/2014 - MANNING SUES OBAMA'S TREASURY SECRETARY
- 09/19/2014 - BREAKING NEWS FROM EDINBURGH
- 09/11/2014 - UNPROTECTED BY A SOLITARY REPORTER, FORMER WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY JAY CARNEY DEFEATS McCAIN IN DEBATE; WHERE WAS TED CRUZ TODAY WHEN THE KOCH BROTHERS NEED
- 09/09/2014 - SOLITARY REPORTER PURSUES SCOTT BROWN UP MOUNT CHOCORUA
- 09/05/2014 - SOLITARY REPORTER LAUNCHES CAREER AS MEDICAL TOURIST IN NEW HAMPSHIRE;McDONNELL LEAVES EVERYTHING UP TO GOD AND THE FOURTH CIRCUIT; HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN STRATEGY
- 08/22/2014 - PAT ROBERTSON: "I can save Bob McDonnell's marriage!"
- 08/19/2014 - ELECTION OF 30-YEAR OLD AS COLORADO SECRETARY OF STATE IS ASSURED
- 08/16/2014 - PERRY TO RUN FOR PREZ ON THEOCRATIC PARTY TICKET
- 08/12/2014 - RAND PAUL SPEAKS OUT ON BIDEN'S INTERVENTION IN IRAQI POLITICS
- 08/09/2014 - ISLAMIC STATE CALIPH GREETS OBAMA IN BAGHDAD
- 08/08/2014 - PUTIN'S SPECTACULAR ARRIVAL IN KURDISTAN; NIXON AGONISTES
- 08/06/2014 - BIG-TIME TEA PARTY LOSS IN KANSAS IS ADUMBRATED BY THE TEA PARTY'S BIG-TIME RADIOLOGIST
- 08/03/2014 - SOLITARY REPORTER'S CONFRONTATION WITH CLIVEN BUNDY
- 08/01/2014 - OBAMA BANISHES UDALL TO KABUL AS WALMART-STYLE GREETER
- 07/29/2014 - BOEHNER, PRIEBUS PLOT IMPEACHMENT STRATEGY, WITH HELP FROM A VETERINARIAN
- 07/22/2014 - COURT TO RUN OBAMACARE
- 07/21/2014 - FAR RIGHT CHRISTIAN POLITICAL ACTIVISTS PICK NEUROSURGEON TO PERFORM LOBOTOMY ON OBAMA
- 07/14/2014 - HOW THE CIA TRIED TO GET BACK AT MERKEL IN RIO
- 07/12/2014 - WORLD CUP FINAL PROPHESIED; OBAMA'S TUESDAY NIGHT BED IN DENVER DISCLOSED
- 07/04/2014 - TEA PARTY CHIPMUNK INVADES DEMOCRATIC STRONGHOLD
- 07/02/2014 - CHARLES KOCH ENGAGES IN THEOLOGICAL REFLECTION ON THE HOBBY LOBBY DECISION
- 06/30/2014 - LITTLE SAMMY ALITO'S NEW HOBBY
- 06/28/2014 - IRS COMMISSIONER TO ADJUDICATE BOEHNER v. OBAMA
- 06/25/2014 - THE BIG SWITCH: COCHRAN NOW A DEM
- 06/23/2014 - CHARLIE RANGEL, ON HIS WAY OUT, CALLS OBAMA A RACIST
- 06/22/2014 - CENTENNIAL STATE'S TOP ELECTIONS OFFICIAL SET TO FILE SUIT AGAINST RAND PAUL
- 06/20/2014 - HICK DROPPING OUT OF RACE
- 06/17/2014 - IN BAGHDAD, KERRY CAUGHT STUDYING FARSI
- 06/14/2014 - BIDEN CONFESSES TO PLAGIARISM
- 06/13/2014 - KARZAI OFFERS TO TRADE PLACES WITH MALIKI
- 06/11/2014 - DNC CHAIR FOILED IN EFFORT TO SPANK BRAT
- 06/09/2014 - INDEPENDENT COFFEEHOUSE OWNERS PROTEST OBAMA'S VISIT TO STARBUCKS
- 06/07/2014 - PUTIN, OBAMA SIGHTED IN INTIMATE LUNCH AT NORMANDY BISTRO
- 06/04/2014 - SOLITARY REPORTER ENTERS GOP SENATE PRIMARY RUNOFF
- 05/31/2014 - MARIJUANA HAZE PERVADES THREE DEMOCRATIC CONGRESSIONAL OFFICES; DENVER'S MAYOR IS ADMONISHED
- 05/28/2014 - ROMNEY SHOWS UP AT TEA PARTY FUNDRAISER IN COLORADO
- 05/27/2014 - SNOWDEN REVEALED AS CIA STATION CHIEF IN AFGHANISTAN
- 05/26/2014 - THE LATEST NEWS FROM KIEV AND KABUL
- 05/24/2014 - PUTIN TO BUILD KEYSTONE PIPELINE
- 05/20/2014 - AS USUAL, SCOTT WALKER IS UP TO NO GOOD
- 05/15/2014 - KERRY SIGHTED IN SOUTH CHINA SEA
- 05/12/2014 - STERLING TAKES TOP JOB WITH PRO-RUSSIAN SEPARATISTS IN EASTERN UKRAINE
- 05/10/2014 - THE BEST POSSIBLE DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE TO THE GOP'S KANGAROO COURT
- 05/05/2014 - MURDOCH ACQUIRES CHURCHILL DOWNS
- 05/04/2014 - PUTIN WINS KENTUCKY DERBY
- 05/04/2014 - COLBERT DUMPED IN FAVOR OF OBAMA
- 04/30/2014 - SPECIAL EVENT TONIGHT AT STAPLES CENTER
- 04/27/2014 - BUNDY TO RUN AGAINST HARRY REID IN 2016
- 04/25/2014 - NEVADA RANCHER ESTABLISHES NEW SOVEREIGN TERRITORY
- 04/23/2014 - GEORGIA'S NEW DEAL
- 04/20/2014 - SOLITARY REPORTER DOCUMENTS DENVER MAYOR'S POLITICAL DEATH
- 04/15/2014 - CRUZ, ON HIS WAY TO THE MOON, MAKES AN UNUSUAL DEMAND
- 04/10/2014 - GOP CHAIRMAN CONCEDES MIDTERMS (ALMOST)
- 04/08/2014 - HOW UConn BEAT KENTUCKY
- 04/04/2014 - NRA'S WAYNE LaPIERRE CAUGHT ON CAMERA AT FORT HOOD
- 04/03/2014 - WHY CLARENCE THOMAS DID WHAT HE DID
- 04/01/2014 - FAREWELL TO THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT
- 03/29/2014 - HOW THE SAUDI KING BECAME A CATHOLIC
- 03/27/2014 - POPE FRANCIS IS A DEMOCRAT
- 03/25/2014 - CORY GARDNER NO LONGER A PERSON
- 03/24/2014 - HOUSTON OIL SPILL MAY BENEFIT MARY LANDRIEU
- 03/22/2014 - CANADA FOLLOWS PUTIN'S EXAMPLE
- 03/20/2014 - HALF OF CRIMEA UP FOR SALE
- 03/17/2014 - OBAMA FOLLOWS GASBAG McCAIN'S ADVICE (BUT ONLY TEMPORARILY)
- 03/16/2014 - RYAN: "I'm not Irish"
- 03/13/2014 - REID TO BOEHNER: BRING BACK HUAC
- 03/11/2014 - CIA DIRECTOR BROKE INTO WHITE HOUSE COMPUTERS
- 03/08/2014 - CRUZ WANTS VENEZUELA
- 03/05/2014 - PUTIN IN MENTAL HOSPITAL IN GERMANY
- 03/02/2014 - PUTIN PROCLAIMS THE PUTINIA DOCTRINE
- 02/27/2014 - YANUKOVYCH IS EN ROUTE TO ALASKA
- 02/10/2014 - OBAMA, HOLLANDE, AND THE SOLITARY REPORTER AT MONTICELLO
- 02/08/2014 - PUTIN AND CROOK IN SOCHI
- 02/03/2014 - RUSSELL WILSON, THE TWELFTH IMAM
- 01/31/2014 - CHRISTIE DESCENDS THE TOBOGGAN RUN
- 01/29/2014 - WHY JOE BIDEN TOOK QUAALUDES
- 01/28/2014 - SEBELIUS PROCLAIMS NATIONAL CONSTIPATION AWARENESS DAY
- 01/25/2014 - DENVER ARCHBISHOP TO MEET OBAMA AT MILE HIGH STADIUM
- 01/23/2014 - ZIMMERMAN: "I'm a Belieber"
- 01/20/2014 - OBAMA SIGHTED SMOKING POT IN THE OVAL OFFICE
- 01/19/2014 - MANNING SPENDING NIGHT IN DENVER HOMELESS SHELTER
- 01/16/2014 - WHY IS CHRIS CHRISTIE IN BEVERLY HILLS?
- 01/14/2014 - IN DEEPEST TEXAS, CRUZ EXPLAINS OBAMACARE IN SPANISH
- 01/09/2014 - WHERE IS CHRIS CHRISTIE NOW?
- 01/07/2014 - CHENEY, SOLITARY REPORTER CLASH
- 01/04/2014 - WYOMING GOV HAILS GUN MANUFACTURER'S MOVE TO THE COWBOY STATE
- 01/01/2014 - AFFORDABLE CARE ACT FILES SUIT IN ITS OWN NAME AGAINST LITTLE SISTERS OF THE POOR
- 12/30/2013 - CRUZ REMANDED TO CANADA
- 12/28/2013 - HAPPY LAST YEAR
- 12/25/2013 - RNC PROPOSES SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR SOUTH SUDAN
- 12/22/2013 - AMERICAN SAMOA LOBBIES TO BECOME 51ST STATE
- 12/20/2013 - OBAMA'S TAPER CAPER
- 12/17/2013 - SNOWDEN ON HIS WAY TO IPANEMA
- 12/10/2013 - Obama To Castro: "Meet me at Gitmo"
- 12/02/2013 - LIMBAUGH RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ON TEA PARTY TICKET
- 11/28/2013 - RENAMED AS SENATOR WATTLE, McCONNELL INVITES BERLUSCONI TO TAKE OUT COLORADO SENATOR
- 11/26/2013 - KARZAI JOINS TALIBAN
- 11/24/2013 - KERRY, ROUHANI HOLD HANDS IN ST. PETER'S SQUARE
- 11/22/2013 - McCONNELL ESTABLISHES FILIBUSTER PARTY
- 11/19/2013 - OBSCURE REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN GIVES THIS YEAR'S GETTYSBURG ADDRESS
- 11/18/2013 - LaPIERRE, ZIMMERMAN MEET IN FLORIDA JAIL
- 11/14/2013 - TORONTO MAYOR FLEES
- 11/11/2013 - KERRY REBUFFS CORSI
- 11/06/2013 - BLOOMBERG BUYS COLORADO COUNTY
- 11/05/2013 - OBAMA GOES BARE
- 11/01/2013 - SNOWDEN, ON WAY TO QUITO, PROMISES QUICK FIX TO HEALTHCARE.GOV
- 10/28/2013 - OBAMA JOINS REDSKINS PICKETERS
- 10/25/2013 - SNOWDEN, PUTIN IN BERLIN
- 10/24/2013 - WILL SEBELIUS BE SACKED IN FAVOR OF RYAN?
- 10/21/2013 - CHENEY REVOKES RESIGNATION
- 10/18/2013 - NO TEA WILL BE SERVED ON ASTEROID 2013 TV135
- 10/17/2013 - REID OPTS OUT OF PREXY RACE
- 10/15/2013 - CRUZIFICATION PARTY?
- 10/14/2013 - NAPOLITANO EXPLAINS THE TRUE SIGNIFICANCE OF CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
- 10/11/2013 - CHRISTIE THROWS HIS MASSIVE SELF INTO THE RING
- 10/11/2013 - CALIFORNIA TO VOTE ON SECESSION
- 10/08/2013 - BUDGET IMPASSE RESOLVED BY LaPIERRE AND BOEHNER
- 10/04/2013 - NATIONAL ZOO PLANS CRUZ VERBOSUM EXTREMUM EXHIBIT
- 10/01/2013 - BACHMANN BOASTS AS BOEHNER BOWS OUT
- 09/28/2013 - SYRIAN CRISIS RESOLVED
- 09/25/2013 - CRUZ ANNOUNCES GREEN EGGS AND HAM DOCTRINE
- 09/22/2013 - LaPIERRE RELOCATES TO WASHINGTON NAVY YARD
- 09/20/2013 - POPE FRANCIS WANTS TO BE A UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST MINISTER
- 09/13/2013 - CRUZ IS OBAMA'S SAVIOR
- 09/11/2013 - NRA TO RELOCATE IN COLORADO
- 09/09/2013 - ASSAD DEFIES PUTIN, ANNOUNCES SARIN UNIVERSITY
- 09/06/2013 - OBAMA OUTS PUTIN
- 08/30/2013 - FORMER VIKINGS STAR ALAN PAGE BUTTS HEADS ON CONCUSSION SETTLEMENT
- 08/29/2013 - OBAMA'S TÊTE-À-TÊTE WITH BASHAR AL ASSAD
- 08/25/2013 - WHY TIM SCOTT AND AL SHARPTON DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER
- 08/23/2013 - OBAMA's CORE VALUES
- 08/15/2013 - PFC. MANNING, A TRUE BUDDHIST, GETS OFF EASY
- 08/14/2013 - WILL POPE FRANCIS VISIT JESSE JACKSON JR IN PRISON?
- 08/13/2013 - WHY ERIC HOLDER IS NOT IN ISRAEL
- 08/07/2013 - PUTIN: MEDVEDEV'S OUT, SNOWDEN'S IN
- 08/07/2013 - HOW MAJOR NIDAL HASAN MET HIS DEATH
- 08/01/2013 - SNOWDEN ARRIVES IN ECUADOR
- 07/31/2013 - WEINER TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
- 07/28/2013 - POPE FRANCIS VISITS BUCKINGHAM PALACE
- 07/23/2013 - PRINCE TRAYVON GREETS ECSTATIC CROWDS
- 07/22/2013 - ZIMMERMAN IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
- 07/17/2013 - HIGH DRAMA ABOVE THE HERMITAGE MUSEUM
- 07/16/2013 - SNOWDEN OUTS PUTIN
- 07/15/2013 - SCOTT WEIGHS IN ON ZIMMERMAN VERDICT
- 07/09/2013 - ZIMMERMAN, HERNANDEZ TRADE PLACES
- 07/03/2013 - EGYPT'S MORSI IS ON HIS WAY TO COLORADO SPRINGS
- 06/28/2013 - DEFIANT CORREA LASHES OUT AT US INVASION OF GALAPAGOS
- 06/27/2013 - RICK PERRY, THE NEWEST MORMON
- 06/26/2013 - SCALIA IS PROPOSITIONED OUTSIDE SUPREME COURT
- 06/22/2013 - IN AN UNLEVERAGED BUYOUT, FIFA PURCHASES NFL
- 06/21/2013 - FARMER'S ALMANAC PREDICTS BOEHNER'S IMMINENT DEMISE
- 06/17/2013 - LaPIERRE'S NEW PLAN
- 06/13/2013 - HOW ONE COLORADO CONGRESSMAN SPENDS OUR TAXPAYERS DOLLARS
- 06/12/2013 - FAUST ANNOUNCES NEW APPOINTMENTS
- 06/11/2013 - WHAT OBAMA AND XI DIDN'T AGREE ON
- 06/04/2013 - WIKILEAKS LEAKER'S DEFENSE STRATEGY REVEALED
- 06/01/2013 - OPRAH'S MOMENT OF GLORY AT HARVARD SPOILED
- 05/23/2013 - CUOMO V. WEINER: THE FIRST SEASON
- 05/22/2013 - LERNER DID NOT TAKE THE 5TH!
- 05/21/2013 - OBAMA'S SHOUT OUT TO BURMESE LEADER
- 05/14/2013 - OBAMA CANCELS INVESTIGATION OF AP
- 05/11/2013 - KENTUCKY SENATORS HAVE BIG PLANS FOR THE IRS
- 05/07/2013 - GEORGIA GOP SENATOR SINKS OBAMAYET ANOTHER BORING DAY ON THE INTERNATIONAL SCENE
- 05/06/2013 - RUSSIA, US REVEAL PLANS TO BOMB SYRIA
- 04/29/2013 - THE FUTURE OF A DOOMED NFL QUARTERBACK IS IN THE AIR
- 04/23/2013 - BACHMANN EXPELS HERSELF FROM THE BOY SCOUTS AS DEN MOTHER
- 04/12/2013 - KIM EXTENDS HIS REACH TO INNER MONGOLIA
- 04/10/2013 - FREQUENTLY NAKED ACTRESS ASHLEY JUDD TAKES IT ALL OFF TO DEFEAT MITCH McCONNELL
- 04/09/2013 - KIM NUKES MONGOLIA
- 04/04/2013 - SOLITARY REPORTER SNUBS OBAMA
- 04/03/2013 - KIM NUKES ASSAD; HOLMES TO HELP KIM; SANFORD'S STRATEGY REVEALED
- 04/02/2013 - CAROLINE KENNEDY REBUKES SOLITARY REPORTER
- 04/01/2013 - McCONNELL ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT
- 03/27/2013 - ROBERTS SIGHTED ON CYPRUS
- 03/26/2013 - THOMAS OVERRULES LOVING v. VIRGINIA
- 03/20/2013 - COLBERT BUSCH ON HER WAY TO CONGRESS; NRA'S LaPIERRE PROVIDES SANCTUARY TO SHOOTER WHO KILLED COLORADO CORRECTIONS CHIEF
- 03/19/2013 - PUTIN In NICOSIA; DETAILS On VONN-WOODS NUPTIALS
- 03/18/2013 - ANOTHER ROUTINE DAY FOR NRA's LaPIERRE
- 03/14/2013 - QUEEN TO POPE: "Stay away from my Sacred Falklands"
- 03/13/2013 - COLLEGE OF CARDINALS ANOINTS BIDEN AS NEW POPE
- 03/12/2013 - KIM III to Obama: “Send Kim Kardashian over here right away”
- 03/11/2013 - HAGEL TO KARZAI: “We're leaving you stranded tomorrow”
- 03/07/2013 - THE REAL REASON FOR RAND PAUL'S FILIBUSTER
- 03/06/2013 - UPDATE ON DJIA HIGH
- 02/24/2013 - SHOULD THE PAPAL CONCLAVE SEQUESTER ITSELF?
- 02/21/2013 - McCONNELL BEDS BACHMANN
- 02/20/2013 - POPE EXCOMMUNICATES E.J. DIONNE; PROSECUTOR IN SOUTH AFRICA NOMINATES PISTORIUS FOR AN OSCAR
- 02/15/2013 - THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT ASTEROID DA14
- 02/14/2013 - CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES CELEBRATES ITS TRIUMPH
- 02/13/2013 - OBAMA'S FRIENDLY INTERACTION WITH KIM JONG-UN
- 02/11/2013 - CLARENCE THOMAS ANOINTED AS NEXT POPE
- 02/05/2013 - LaPIERRE: "We could've killed Richard III so much more efficiently"
- 02/03/2013 - GOD SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS FOR SUPERBOWL ADDICTS
- 02/02/2013 - GOP's ANNOUNCEMENT On GROUNDHOG DAY
- 01/29/2013 - BACHMANN CASTRATES McCAIN
- 01/28/2013 - FIFA To Move World Cup to Cairo
- 01/21/2013 - ROBERTS REVERSED BY GOD
- 01/20/2013 - ANOTHER BORING DAY IN WASHINGTON
- 01/13/2013 - BACHMANN WEIGHS IN ON OBAMA'S IMMIGRATION PROPOSAL
- 01/11/2013 - NRA TO DEFEND AURORA MOVIE THEATER SHOOTER
- 01/08/2013 - CNN'S PIERS MORGAN ACCEPTS VOLUNTARY DEPORTATION
- 01/07/2013 - NETANYAHU TO NUKE LINCOLN
- 12/30/2012 - SOLITARY REPORTER LAUNCHES NEW TV MINISERIES
- 12/27/2012 - KOCH BROTHERS REJECT PUTIN'S OFFER OF CITIZENSHIP
- 12/25/2012 - HOW ROMNEY ALMOST GOT TO SUCCEED JOHN KERRY
- 12/17/2012 - BOEHNER, LaPIERRE JUMP OFF POLITICAL CLIFF; SEN. MANCHIN SURVIVES JUMP
- 12/13/2012 - BERNANKE IS REAL TARGET OF NORTH KOREA'S MISSILE LAUNCH
- 12/12/2012 - McCAIN'S PLANS TO SPRING McAFEE FOILED
- 12/09/2012 - WHAT THE IMF HEAD SAID TO CANDY CROWLEY OFF-CAMERA
- 12/07/2012 - COLBERT TO SUCCEED DeMENT
- 12/05/2012 - RON PAUL TO LEAD TEXAS BACK TO INDEPENDENCE; WILL ARRIVE SOON ON KOBOL
- 12/04/2012 - MORSI GRANTS ASYLUM TO ASSAD
- 11/30/2012 - WHAT MITT SAID TO BARACK OVER LUNCH
- 11/28/2012 - NEW LIGHT SHED ON UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO FOOTBALL PROGRAM
- 11/27/2012 - CONGRESSWOMAN BACHMANN TAKES THE WRONG PLEDGE; JUSTICE THOMAS GOES ON STRIKE
- 11/26/2012 - PUTIN IN CAIRO FOR QUICKIE VISIT
- 11/22/2012 - HOW DEMS, AND OTHERS, GIVE THANKS
- 11/20/2012 - HAMAS REACHES OUT TO BLOOMBERG
- 11/19/2012 - OBAMA IN TEL AVIV
- 11/17/2012 - “It's been a quiet week on Planet Earth”
- 11/16/2012 - BP RECONSTITUTED
- 11/15/2012 - ROMNEY: “Obama won because he's a Christian”
- 11/10/2012 - CLARENCE THOMAS PROVIDES EXPEDITIOUS RULING ON VOTING RIGHTS ACT CASE
- 11/09/2012 - OBAMA SEEKS HELP FROM CAN MANUFACTURERS
- 11/07/2012 - ROMNEY INHALES IN DENVER
- 11/06/2012 - FEHRNSTROM'S MOMENT OF GLORY
- 11/05/2012 - BUSH TWO TUBES ROMNEY
- 11/04/2012 - MITT, ANN RE-SET CLOCK TO 1950
- 11/03/2012 - ROMNEY ENTERS NYC MARATHON
- 10/30/2012 - CHRISTIE REBUFFS ROMNEY
- 10/29/2012 - ROMNEY FLEES SANDY, TAKES REFUGE IN GENEVA
- 10/27/2012 - ROMNEY GETS HIS BUTT KICKED IN PYONGYANG -- AND WORSE
- 10/23/2012 - HOW OBAMA WON THE FOREIGN POLICY DEBATE
- 10/22/2012 - TOUR DE FRANCE DISAPPEARS
- 10/21/2012 - ROMNEY TO LINK OBAMA TO MCGOVERN
- 10/15/2012 - LIBERTARIAN PARTY PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SALUTES AUSTRIAN SKYDIVER
- 10/14/2012 - RYAN, SEBELIUS SPAR ON MENINGITIS OUTBREAK
- 10/13/2012 - BIDEN CRASHES FACEBOOK
- 10/04/2012 - ROMNEY PRAYS OBAMA INTO MORMON HEAVEN
- 10/02/2012 - CLIFFSNOTES PUBLISHES THE FISCAL CLIFF
- 09/27/2012 - SHAKEUP AT FIRST PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
- 09/26/2012 - DESPERATE ROMNEY BEGS SOLITARY REPORTER FOR HELP
- 09/25/2012 - ROMNEY'S PLAN TO INVADE SYRIA
- 09/18/2012 - ROMNEY ANNOUNCES DEPARTMENT OF VICTIMIZATION
- 09/17/2012 - ROMNEY TAKES LATINO NAME
- 09/10/2012 - ROMNEY TO SKIP DEBATE
- 09/07/2012 - OBAMA PROCLAIMS PEACE DIVIDEND
- 09/03/2012 - ROMNEY RENAMES LABOR DAY
- 09/02/2012 - ROMNEY'S ELABORATE NEW HAMPSHIRE ROSE GARDEN
- 09/01/2012 - ROMNEY TO CREATE ENDOWED CHAIR FOR EASTWOOD
- 08/27/2012 - ARMSTRONG WINS BIG COLORADO BIKE RACE
- 08/23/2012 - ONCE AGAIN, ANN SAVES MITT'S BUTT
- 08/20/2012 - ECUADOR INVADES THE UNITED STATES
- 07/19/2012 - NETANYAHU, ARPAIO TRAP ASSAD
- 07/13/2012 - PHILADELPHIA ARCHDIOCESE TO ABSORB PENN STATE
- 07/12/2012 - BLACKWATER RESCUES LONDON OLYMPICS
- 07/11/2012 - ROMNEY WAFFLES AT NAACP CONVENTION
- 07/08/2012 - ROMNEY TO APPOINT SCALIA AS ATTORNEY GENERAL
- 07/07/2012 - ROMNEY VOWS MORE AID FOR CHINA
- 06/30/2012 - HOLDER SEEKS REFUGE WITH ROBERTS ON MALTA
